another tip: stay away from the hot sauce/salsa. do you want your kid to be a redhead? no. why would you want something else you've created to be redheaded as well? a redhead can be good in bed. fact. but the end product is almost never good even when ejaculation sets in. same with hot sauce/salsa. it can taste great, but the end product is an ass that feels like it just got stung by jerry seinfeld in the Bee Movie. or a shit that looks like the poster known as Ginger Nutz. it's just an unpleasant ordeal. shitting is a cleansing process, the toilet is your shrink, you give it all your problems and then the end result is something positive. an empty stomach ready to go work out or a stomach ready to look good when you're missioned style on your girl. or if you're young like baxter you can look really ripe when Uncle Billy tickles you to death and lifts up your shirt and blows real hard on your belly and it makes that fart noise. when Sir John Harington invented the flush toilet in 1596 he had an answer for excretion but what he didnt see were two things. a growing idea of the practice of Jenkem and the financial benefits he could have gained from creating some sort of preserve chamber for the noxious gases feces produces.he also did not see the fact that shitting has a philosophy and art form to it. every intellectual from the beginning of time has been able to avoid many many psychotic reactions because they take shitting very seriously, and have a very strict policy and route when they lock that bathroom door. it's much like the practice i've described on page 1 of this topic. it soothes the mind like a good shot of wine out of your lovers belly button or a nice wrestling match with your pup Roscoe. and also adds structure to your life. wipe standing up my friends, take off your pants and underwear and grab that left ass cheek and tame it, make it your bitch when you're locked up together pantsless in the shitroom. throw on The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin and get to fucking shitting!
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