being away from your toilet, your shrine, your holy shrink tank is a tough and tricky one my friends. but we must all live by this simple statement: What matters most is how well you walk through the fire. TRUTH. . excitement, embarrassment, guilt, frustration, anger, agony, pain, fear, happiness, and hope are all products of Shitting. But it is how you handle this fire, that defines your personality, your character, your meaning and yourself as a entity. shit will indeed hit the fans, mates. being out of your element never begins positive of course. but i'm going to tell you a story about when i myself, was out of my element and my strict routine and years of practice helped me fight off a sudden negative strike i felt hit my ass. i was on a trip to mississippi, ironically the shit hole of america with my friend and his mother to do some work on a home that had yet to be finished. we get to the house and we begin to do our normal interior decorating work. putting up wall paper, hanging blinds, etc. but suddenly i got an urge to shit. i fled upstairs to a bathroom we had already finished. i sat down and i let it out, it was beautiful, i was naked from belly button to toe and it was going so well i began to do jumping jacks while shitting. impressive, i know. but then came time for me to wipe. oh no, wipe? kilgore from slap you forgot that this is a new house, and no one lives here yet, so why would there be toilet paper for you to wipe your butt with? i dont know fellas. but one thing that years of concentration and a strict routine on the shitter has helped me with is being able to manifest genius but some times frowned upon ideas while i'm behind closed doors with my shit tank. and here we have it. there was a box, and inside this great box was bubble wrap. BINGO. bubble wrap was the answer. i took this bubble wrap to my ass like robert downey jr takes to kicking ass and pounding vegan pussy. it was amazing POP POP POP went the bubble wrap every time i cleaned the doo off of my anus. i was laughing out loud but inside i was proud of my past practices, proud to be a leading force in exposing the true beauty and intellectual prizes having a strict and relaxed and enjoyable shit exercising brings you. now men, go to your toilets tonight, thinking of me. think of the ways and practices i promote and the beauty and intellectual properties of shitting actually brings you. you'll all be better men, i promise. i know this entrapment we call earth is an ugly place, and we're only here to fart around, don't let anyone tell you different but certain things, like shitting, can help you grow and prosper. i salute you all and this is kilgore on behalf of your toilet, your bathroom, and your anus. goodbye and good luck.