So there's this construction worker and while on the job he falls through the second floor due to unsafe work conditions and on the way down, rips both of his ears clean off. He is VERY sensitive about his ears and even goes as far as divorcing his wife for talking about his lack of ears too much. But, he also gets a FAT settlement of millions of dollars.
So, he takes the money and fulfills his life long dream of owning his own business. He starts it up, had every detail figured out except for his second in charge, the person who will run the place while he is away. So he weeds through resumes and finds 3 people that he wants to interview.
The first guy comes in and he's a pretty smart guy, good experience and references. So the man with no ears decides he may want to hire this guy, but he asks him one final question. "Do you notice anything different about me?" the man stammers and pauses for a minute and then replies "Well, sir, you have no ears" the owner responds: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE AND DON'T EVER COME BACK, ASSHOLE!"
Skip to the next day, a woman comes in for her interview and she's just about as smart and experienced as the first guy but she has a giant rack. So the guy decides he may want to hire her. So he gets down to the last question and asks her: "do you notice anything different about me?" The woman replies: "Well yes, it would seem as though you are missing your ears, sir." He replies, "BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND I HOPE YOU ROT IN PISS!" Onto the next day...
The final interviewee comes in and blows the first two out of the water. Guy graduated college with a 4.0, has vast experience in the field, and is very personable. So the owner really really wants to hire this guy, but, alas, he must ask him the final question...
"Do you notice anything... different... about the way I am?"
The man calmly responds, "Why, yes, now that you mention it, I can't help but notice that you wear contact lenses."
The owner is absolutely ecstatic. Beyond thrilled that the guy is perfect for the job and didn't mention his lack of ears. So the owner, with a giant grin on his face says: "Amazing! How did you know that I wore contact lenses?" To which the man replies "CAN'T WEAR GLASSES WITHOUT ANY FUCKIN EARS!!"