3 pages of this shit is ridiculous. Didn't Slap hash this out in '06?
The fashion and image of the whole deal is lame, but then again go to a skate park and talk to me about the fashion and image of 90% of the dudes there.
There's nothing inherantly stupid about the bicycle or the act of riding one. The common thread is the idiots wrapped up in the scene but that's pretty universal (ie. mountain biking, road racing, bmxing, rollerblading, surfing snowboarding, etc).
I commute 2 miles on a 1960's Bianchi fixed gear my little brother built. I don't have an outfit or wear a hat or do trix but I'm pretty stoked on the bike because I like antiques and am stoked that my little brother built it up. It's a good bike for my commute because it's flat and for 2 miles I don't need 10 speeds. And the fact that it's fixed means you've always got to be aware and you adapt and roll with punches just like when you're skating.