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What was the last...
« on: June 26, 2008, 12:20:24 AM »
Simple, answer the one above you. Provide the next question.

IE. ...thing you stole

A helmet from a church run skatepark. So i could skate a different park that required one.

Don't fuck it up. I think most of you can handle this.


What was the last... thing you skated?
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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 12:32:13 AM »
a yellow painted curb, because of the lack of curbs pained red in this town.. hah

what was the last thing you copied (ctrl+v)?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 12:33:29 AM »
I am going to stop posting.


How many sheets of paper did you use on your last buttwipe?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 12:35:58 AM »
I got a six pack and I don't need you!

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 12:38:58 AM »
Clearly black flag has some stupidity issues.


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How many sheets of paper did you use on your last buttwipe?

Half a roll. Maybe Thirty? Or are we talking single last wipe? In that case, 6.


What was the last fight you got into over?
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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 12:42:45 AM »
i fought a fat old man. he pledged allegiance to free speech and anarchy. he spit on his own flag. i called him dumb. things haven't been the same sense. this monkey's gone to heaven.


what was the last song you sang?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 12:50:51 AM »
September by Earth Wind and Fire


Whats the last food you hated?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 12:53:40 AM »
Clearly black flag has some stupidity issues.







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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 12:54:48 AM »
September by Earth Wind and Fire


Whats the last food you hated?

Grapefruit, fuck that shit. It ruins anything it touches if you put it in fruit salad.

What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 12:55:52 AM »
Some rum my friend claimed was so smooth that it didn't taste like rum. It did though, but it was fucking fine.

First was too good, What was the last thing you stole?


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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 12:58:06 AM »
Some rum my friend claimed was so smooth that it didn't taste like rum. It did though, but it was fucking fine.

First was too good, What was the last thing you stole?




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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 01:00:28 AM »
a colorful guitar pick from a stupid music store.


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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2008, 01:03:09 AM »
Sweat and jizz. I guess kinda cheesy.

What was the last fake account centered around a band that made you laugh?























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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2008, 09:15:41 AM »
Sweat and jizz. I guess kinda cheesy.

What was the last fake account centered around a band that made you laugh?

either boston or electric ave.

blunts or jays?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2008, 09:30:01 AM »
Blunts of course.



What was on your last pizza?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2008, 09:32:02 AM »
peps, cheese, and maybe anchovies. grandfather made it.

last job you actually liked?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2008, 09:35:34 AM »
peps, cheese, and maybe anchovies. grandfather made it.

last job you actually liked?

my current job, i love it


When was the last time you got laid?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2008, 10:37:29 AM »
6 months ago.  and my girlfriend aint happy about it, but i don't care cause i'm just not feeling it.

what was your last unrequited love?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2008, 10:40:43 AM »
what was your last unrequited love?

3 years ago.

when was the last time you saw your mother?
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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2008, 10:50:49 AM »
today


when was the last time  you hated that black flag guy that keeps posting

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2008, 11:08:31 AM »
today


when was the last time  you hated that black flag guy that keeps posting
Never; I feel sorry for him.

When was the last time you had buyer's remorese?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2008, 11:14:05 AM »
I bought gray hair dye, and the more I look at it, its like straight up silver and not really that clooney look i was trying to achieve.

what was the last blatent lie you told?

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2008, 11:25:05 AM »
I bought gray hair dye, and the more I look at it, its like straight up silver and not really that clooney look i was trying to achieve.

what was the last blatent lie you told?
No officer, I wasn't skating here.


What (where) was the last pimple that you popped?

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« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2008, 11:26:44 AM »
I bought gray hair dye, and the more I look at it, its like straight up silver and not really that clooney look i was trying to achieve.

what was the last blatent lie you told?

at work everyday, when i hide behind my myspace profile and shamelessly do online marketing


When was the last time you hit someone, if ever, in an act of aggression and not jokingly

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2008, 11:27:54 AM »
6 months ago.  and my girlfriend aint happy about it, but i don't care cause i'm just not feeling it.

what was your last unrequited love?

sorry to break up the flow of this topic and its not really any of my business, but why the hell are you still with your girlfriend if you haven't boned in six months?
one-upping is rad.  so is beaming.  both so unquestionably identify the kooks...saves a lot of wasted time/small talk.  you instantly know who to avoid.

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2008, 11:30:29 AM »
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I bought gray hair dye, and the more I look at it, its like straight up silver and not really that clooney look i was trying to achieve.

what was the last blatent lie you told?
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No officer, I wasn't skating here.


What (where) was the last pimple that you popped?
sorry dude wasnt skipping yours, we replied at the same time

pimple popped: back of shoulder


When was the last time you hit someone, if ever, in an act of aggression and not jokingly

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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2008, 11:32:05 AM »
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I bought gray hair dye, and the more I look at it, its like straight up silver and not really that clooney look i was trying to achieve.

what was the last blatent lie you told?
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at work everyday, when i hide behind my myspace profile and shamelessly do online marketing


When was the last time you hit someone, if ever, in an act of aggression and not jokingly
when my doofy drunk friend would not stop dropping objects on the floor and tripping over things

who was the last pornstar you yanked yourself to?


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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2008, 11:33:34 AM »
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I bought gray hair dye, and the more I look at it, its like straight up silver and not really that clooney look i was trying to achieve.

what was the last blatent lie you told?
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at work everyday, when i hide behind my myspace profile and shamelessly do online marketing


When was the last time you hit someone, if ever, in an act of aggression and not jokingly

some jock was talkin some shit on my freinds, so I walked up and punched him.
now all his freinds wanna jump me lol.


when was the last time you hit your head really hard when skating, if ever.

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Re: What was the last...
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2008, 11:36:48 AM »
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6 months ago.  and my girlfriend aint happy about it, but i don't care cause i'm just not feeling it.

what was your last unrequited love?
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sorry to break up the flow of this topic and its not really any of my business, but why the hell are you still with your girlfriend if you haven't boned in six months?

i'm really sick and i'm on meds that kill my sex drive, coupled with the fact that what I have makes the thought of sex uncomfortable and painful at times.  I've also been with this chick forever and its just kind of devolved into this weird sort of routine...

to get back on track:



What (where) was the last pimple that you popped?

not me, but my doctor.  he cut open one on my back and placed the contents into a test tube to see what kind of bacteria is causing it.  they think i have a MRSA infection.

what was the last time you puked and what was the cause of it.

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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2008, 11:43:12 AM »
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6 months ago.  and my girlfriend aint happy about it, but i don't care cause i'm just not feeling it.

what was your last unrequited love?
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sorry to break up the flow of this topic and its not really any of my business, but why the hell are you still with your girlfriend if you haven't boned in six months?
[close]

i'm really sick and i'm on meds that kill my sex drive, coupled with the fact that what I have makes the thought of sex uncomfortable and painful at times.  I've also been with this chick forever and its just kind of devolved into this weird sort of routine...

to get back on track:

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What (where) was the last pimple that you popped?
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not me, but my doctor.  he cut open one on my back and placed the contents into a test tube to see what kind of bacteria is causing it.  they think i have a MRSA infection.

what was the last time you puked and what was the cause of it.

when I was back in Seattle last weekend. at the end of a night of drinking i was feeling kind of nauseas so i just stuck my fingers down my throat to get it over with.

sorry to hear of your sickness. do you mind elaborating?
one-upping is rad.  so is beaming.  both so unquestionably identify the kooks...saves a lot of wasted time/small talk.  you instantly know who to avoid.