What was the last...

[jrock]

sent you a pm.  i'm sure everyone is tired of hearing me bitch about it on here. 

sorry for clusterfucking the thread everyone. 

when was the last time you hit your head really hard when skating, if ever.

i flew off of a jump ramp straight to my chin back in 88 or 89.  haven't hit my head since (knock on wood).

when was the last time someone talked down to you?

[Guile]

the day i quit my job. fuck him and his ugly ass tan shoes.

when was the last time you puked on or in a friends car?

[ahlee]

i puked in the back of my friends gf's bug a few years back. since then i only had one other close call, in which i puked down my sleeve to avoid a mess, i still created one. just not in the car.

whats your middle name?

[nocomply]

whats your middle name?

I don't have one


Where was the last public place you masturbated in?

[eat.shit]

Church bathroom 4 or so years ago.

When was the last time you...hit a car and drove off?

[MexicanSpaniard]

Church bathroom 4 or so years ago.

When was the last time you...hit a car and drove off?

Often when parallel parking in the city but that doesn't really count.

What was the last thing in your butt?

[AfroSheen]

Shit.


when was the last time you acted like a kook?

[eat.shit]

Everytime I skate through the hood. Nobody messes with you if you act insane.


When was the last time you fucked a repulsive girl just to have sex?

[MexicanSpaniard]

Never

When was the last time you were in someone elses butt?

[wuust]

a few weeks ago, teasing the lady

when was the last time you saw another man's penis?

[BriDen]

Whenever "kook and ignore me" last posted.


What was your last big regret?

[Ladybug]

Whenever "kook and ignore me" last posted.


What was your last big regret?

Taking a 6 month hiatus due to miscommunication and overreaction.

How many cars have you totaled?

[jaymeRfortune]

one back when i was seventeen i rear ended the shit out of somebody.

when was the last time you were hit on by the same sex?

[Prison Wallet]

I was at an Indian buffet and as I came back to my table a dude said to me "Let me guess, you're a gay Jew from Iowa." And I said, "Naw, I'm not from Iowa, I just went to school there." And he said "Two out of three ain't bad." Then I asked why he thought I was Jewish and asked if he heard my name (I've got a Jewish name). And he said "No, your nose. But it's a cute nose." As it turns out I'm not Jewish.

Edit (I forgot a question): when was the last time you stole something?

[MexicanSpaniard]

A parking cone sometime during this past winter.

Have you ever peed on someone?

[angryfacedman]

A parking cone sometime during this past winter.

Have you ever peed on someone?

probably when I was drunk...

last song you listened to?

[Paper Crane]

one back when i was seventeen i rear ended the shit out of somebody.

when was the last time you were hit on by the same sex?

i was at a kickback couple of weeks ago at a friend of a friend's house. there was about 15 or so people.. anyway, i get a news flash about there being some asahi in the freezer.. as i walk into the kitchen, theres a dude about to close the freezer door.. he's a pretty chubby dude.. dressed in some fresh ass shit. i ask if he could grab me a beer. he's like 'ya no problem man.' as he hands me the beer, he doesn't let go. then he's like... "just seeing how strong your grip is..." and winks.. i give the dude a look similar to this





then i let go of the beer,turn around, leave the room and get back to drinking an mgd. 
when was the last time you made a borat impersonation and who heard you?


edit: (didn't mean to fuck up the rotation) i just lagged it.

[kevbo999]

hahaha, last weekend I said "Naaaht." to my buddy, it's not a regular thing, just seemed funny at the time.

What was the last bad/funny/embarrassing fall you had skating? 

[Numeral]

i was doing a manual i was leaning to far back cause i was trying to flip out, wrecked my knee with the board

when was the last time you hated your job and why?

[sweets]

I worked at a mailorder skateshop and had to deal with whiny little bitches via email and phone calls all day while hosting the bromancing of sales reps that don't skate. Made me hate skateboarding for a minute.

If you had to go on a date with any of the posters here, who would it be and why? 

[cliff]

When I try to go film something i've already done. I never "hated" my job, but i hate myself sometimes when i don't do my job to my standards.



What website were you on before SLAP?



oooppss little slow with the left...

[sweets]

It's alright. Your wing will heal soon. I worked at skateboard.com, as the shipping manager and then, the general manager. I've never heard so many whiny children and moms in my life.

[bokonon]

I donīt think he was asking you sweets. Also i donīt understand how you guys can answer questions three posts later, doesnīt that red sentence about warning:while you were typing someone else.... come up and stop you? Or is it laziness?

The last website I was on before this was Facebook.

What was the last piece of spam mail you forwarded about?

[ice nine]

no idea, its been years.


wat was the last fake account you made?

[angryfacedman]

no idea, its been years.


wat was the last fake account you made?

never made a fake account:O

Last video that made you feel sick?

[frisco]

video of two girls one cup

when was the last time you ate McDonalds?

[vicky]

when was the last time you ate McDonalds?

a month or so ago trying to soak up beer


when was the last time you did something nice for someone without them asking?

[sweets]

Today. I'm mailing a package that was left in the back seat of my car. I just found it this morning.

What was the last book you read?

[vicky]

Today. I'm mailing a package that was left in the back seat of my car. I just found it this morning.

What was the last book you read?

ahhh shit! i totally forgot about that, let me know how much it costs.


sedaris when youre in engulfed in flames or something like that and now "the man who mistook his wife for a hat"


whats the last skate video you purchased/recieved?

[schlegs]

I got This is Skateboarding on VHS for free

When was the last time you ran as fast as you could?