Author Topic: Jerry Hsu: Slap Pro Interview Questions Thread (Update in 1st Post) (Read 10967 times)

grimcity · « **on:** July 10, 2008, 06:43:41 PM »

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brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2008, 06:59:02 PM »

Jerry, have you ever tried Canadian bacon?

If so, do you prefer it on bacon or a hamburger? (veggie burger if you're veggie, but sorry, real pig bacon)

Wizard Fuck · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:00:32 PM »

How did you feel about riding for a shoe company, that only wiggers wear and it's sole income is from stores like Wal_mart? Did this prompt your change to Emerica?

OldDirtyBastardChild · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:07:29 PM »

Do you ever listen to ODB?

If so whats your favorite track(s)?

Bubblegum Tate · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:19:00 PM »

do you still live in san jose?

Cheapboarder · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:26:17 PM »

Does Heath (Kirchart) scare the shit out of you?

PAWL · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:28:33 PM »

How do you feel about competing in the Xgames and will you compete this year?

Binomial Nomenclature · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:36:52 PM »

Did you and the Tilt Mode Army ever gay off together?

(Big Brother might not make a comeback but their suspect interview questions might as well)

CNieratko · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:37:24 PM »

Are the rumors true about...you know...you and dudes?

hufs calve muscles · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:38:00 PM »

being the asian elvis do you ever get the urge to shoot tv's?

jalopy james · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:39:20 PM »

what's the hardest trick you're trying to roll away from these days?

brent · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:40:20 PM »

What is your record for the most "likes" in one sentence?

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:53:24 PM »

Do you ever lurk the Slap Boards and if so what's your take?

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:00:29 PM »

have you ever consulted a lawyer about "hsuing" someone? for example, jade hsu, for trademark infringement?

Dark Knight · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:15:07 PM »

Have you ever watched the Toxic Avenger?

pancake man · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:23:07 PM »

do you play yourself in EA Skate?

bothersome · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:24:35 PM »

How did maple skateboards end?

Edward Penishands · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:25:09 PM »

do you feel like your bag of suck part highlighted the prime of your career? and do you feel that's its going to be impossible to top that part?

mikefork · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:35:06 PM »

have you ever taken what feels to be a big dump, but when you look in the bowl you can't see anything?

FakieFlipCG · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:46:53 PM »

how did you manage to win the frederick demo even though you didnt even skate?

skatehole · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:53:24 PM »

Are you going to have a full part in the Emerica video?

skaterdavid · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:55:36 PM »

Obama or McCain for president?

sweets · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:05:02 PM »

This picture is better than throwing a donut at a cop and getting away with it. How is your relationship with Caswell and Tiltmode these days, now that you guys are mostly famous? Is that guy standing behind Caswell the one who punched him? He looks rather scary.

Pro hoes. "Let me see your driver's license." or "Don't worry. I'm legal!"

MyUserName · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:10:59 PM »

if emerica had offered to give you a 24-hour commercial for your shoe like spanky, do you think it would be worth the watch?

j....soy..... · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:27:22 PM »

how often do you skate?

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #25 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:44:30 PM »

Yo kid, Who your boyz?

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #26 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:45:24 PM »

down with the brown?

??? · « **Reply #27 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:48:20 PM »

what 35mm cameras do you use for your photography? it oftens seems like you have a little point and shoot around your neck.

LENNIEKIRKSBIBLE · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:55:22 PM »

Jerry, honestly, we're all friends here: did you ever, drunk or otherwise, gay-off with Patrick O'Dell behind the pool table, at an afterhours Max Fish booze-a-thon? And if you did, did you regret it afterwards? Would you have preferred it been with Spanky, as his long luscious perfectly conditioned hair, would have felt softer against your hands as you playfully pulled on it, mid gay-off?

EDIT: I honestly posted this without having read any of the other questions in this thread. Then I read through. I'm pretty fucking stoked that I'm not the only one to use the phrase "gay-off" in my question. Please feel free to substitute the phrase for "willy-fence" if you'd prefer.

And also: what happened to one question per person? People have gone ape-shit.

wake and bacon · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:59:56 PM »

what is the most fucked up sexual act you have participated in?

Author Topic: Jerry Hsu: Slap Pro Interview Questions Thread (Update in 1st Post) (Read 10967 times)

brooklyn brawler

sebastian toombs

bothersome

Edward Penishands

mikefork

LENNIEKIRKSBIBLE