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Re: Dexter
« Reply #90 on: December 14, 2009, 03:19:28 PM »
Rita's alright. I miss Lila though :'(

It was the accent that sealed the deal for me.

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« Reply #91 on: December 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM »
i slept on it, rewatched the whole episode again, im less pissed off, but I dont feel stoked to see the new season, I'll watch it, but whats the motivation for Dexter now, revenge for his dead wife? oh did that, just keep killing random seriel killers, train his son the code, I dont know what they'll go forward with, maybe Deb finds out who Dexter really is and they play off that, but they already had Miami Metro hunting him down in season 2

I am more pissed with how rushed the finale felt, the kill of Arthur just happened, not enough dialogue between the two of them, no buildup, it was just like, oh hey dexters in your trunk, no fucking idea how

I read an article today that the decision to kill off Rita was super late in the series and they almost didnt go through with it, again why I feel pissed they got lazy, but then again I couldnt think of a way to end that series, I kept thinking Deb would walk in when Dexter was about to kill someone and then she would really know who he was

It'll be like over a year until another new episode, if any, so I can find shit to complain about even though I love this show

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #92 on: December 15, 2009, 05:11:14 AM »
dont understand why all this CSI shit is so big right now...

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #93 on: December 15, 2009, 03:44:57 PM »
Dexter has nothing to do with CSI.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #94 on: January 13, 2010, 10:46:29 PM »
Dexter had cancer, glad it looks like its getting better

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1410524/

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2010, 07:03:05 PM »
oh dexter, please rip Quinn a new one soon.
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« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2010, 07:10:58 PM »
^This. I like when Dexter beats people up.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2010, 11:36:03 PM »
Glad it didnt turn into some man hunt style episode like the road it was taking

Him murdering that random guy was gnarly, only his second "innocent" murder?

Im not looking forward to kid actors, especially Astor, judging by the previews it looks like she'll be more involved in this season than ever

Glad the shows back though

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #98 on: September 26, 2010, 11:45:49 PM »
lila was beyond fine man english accent fuckin ass shorts prancin around in vagina panties n shit
hate deb though to the max, everytime they do a close up on her fucking face it just reminds me of a fucking fucked up smurf character with that nose and face structure she got goin!!!!!!!!!!

gawd im waiting for her to turn into the exorcist everytime she talks......wasnt she the exorcist bitch, well if not she should be

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« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2010, 02:33:17 AM »
deb has the head of a crossbred monkey and horse with down's syndrome and the body of a broomstick.  it don't help that she's such a fuckin ho bag.  if dexter doesn't beat the shit out of quinn within the next six episodes i might have to give up on the show.  i understand the theme of the show is to get the audience to empathize with a serial killer, but i think that maybe its a problem when the serial killer is the only character that i can relate to.  actually, cody is a pretty cool kid.

damn, i sound like i hate this show even though i love it.
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Re: Dexter
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2010, 10:36:26 AM »
quinn talks too much, he needs to be silenced.
deb is busted and has no ass.  if i was an actor and they said i had to pretend to sleep with her, i'd high step it to another casting call. 
i'm gonna miss julie benz, shes frickin hot! 

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2010, 11:07:17 AM »
We all know that Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) is actually married to Dexter (Michael C. Hall) in real life right?  I don't think she is going to leave anytime soon. Lame.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2010, 11:39:49 AM »
^i didn't know that but i know he could do better.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2010, 11:54:04 AM »
Not only does she just sleep with everyone but she talks out of the side of her mouth. Cant stand it! Excited to see where they take this season.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #104 on: September 27, 2010, 01:17:11 PM »
Her whole character is such a tired gimmick. It worked when they gave LaGuerta some depth, but all the foul-mouthed cop's daughter with a heart of gold bullshit with Deb only made me hate her more.

I am excited for this season though, it wasn't the best season premiere in my opinion but hopefully once things get rolling it'll find its legs.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #105 on: September 27, 2010, 02:19:37 PM »
I hope Dexter fucks Deb. Wishful thinking. Stanger things have happened right.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #106 on: September 27, 2010, 02:53:32 PM »
The scene where Dexter tells the kids their mother was murdered was extremely bad. But I still enjoyed the rest of the episode. Child actors suck.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #107 on: October 03, 2010, 06:57:43 PM »
well that was some terrible acting....

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #108 on: October 03, 2010, 07:19:12 PM »
Deb is fucked. Quinn is the new Doakes, but fucking terrible. He has all the bad feelings towards Dexter, but none of the good swearing.

RIP by the way old man. We miss you.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #109 on: October 04, 2010, 09:40:58 AM »
Well...dexter is fucked come next episode when Quinn leaks the photo of dexter to the fbi

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #110 on: October 04, 2010, 12:14:45 PM »
I cant wait for Quinn to get fucked up. So annoying.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #111 on: October 04, 2010, 05:27:13 PM »
I hope his kids don't come back. That pre-teen daughter is the lamest thing on the show, the boy is OK. I don't think Quinn is going to get killed off. He is Debs boytoy and gets a lot of screen time.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #112 on: October 04, 2010, 06:51:04 PM »
quinn talks too much, he needs to be silenced.
deb is busted and has no ass.  if i was an actor and they said i had to pretend to sleep with her, i'd high step it to another casting call. 
i'm gonna miss julie benz, shes frickin hot! 

Haha, yea she has no butt and her character is getting tired.  All high-strung and cussing.  I couldn't stand watching her and Hunter's dad getting it on in season 2.

Julie Benz is damn hot but "Rita" was annoying as shit.  That little voice of hers...

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #113 on: October 04, 2010, 10:34:12 PM »
Deb is fucked. Quinn is the new Doakes, but fucking terrible. He has all the bad feelings towards Dexter, but none of the good swearing.

RIP by the way old man. We miss you.


oh shit i forgot how awesome Doakes was.  Thanks

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #114 on: October 05, 2010, 10:14:02 AM »
I cant wait for Quinn to get fucked up. So annoying.

seriously.  hes like a nagging sex depraved ex-girlfriend that can't take a clue.     
i forsee deb threating to file a sexual harassment suit against him to make him forgot all about dexter though.

 

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #115 on: October 11, 2010, 02:02:06 PM »
Every episode is getting better and better. Started off kind of slow. I really hope the kids stay out of the picture.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #116 on: October 11, 2010, 02:31:06 PM »
Definitely a step up from the previous ones. This season's going to get really interesting, definitely won back over.

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #117 on: October 12, 2010, 02:24:35 AM »
Im just so fucking glad the kids are gone

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Re: Dexter
« Reply #118 on: October 18, 2010, 02:44:46 PM »
Yeah, Lumen. Another crazy white chic to spice things up and look at. Finally, a full episode without those 2 tard fucktrophies.



The trailer for that show Shameless on Showtime has a bangable looking girl in it.
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Re: Dexter
« Reply #119 on: October 18, 2010, 03:17:07 PM »
Im just so fucking glad the kids are gone

same here.  it would've been too hard to keep the theme of the show with him having to worry about them and the baby too.  not to mention that outside of a comedic setting, kid actors tend to suck ass.

i think hes going to train that lumen bitch and make her a serial killer.  a female partner in crime would make for some interesting episodes.