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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #90 on: August 08, 2008, 11:29:15 AM »
This is me. Surprise. 


I want to have sex with....
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #91 on: August 08, 2008, 11:59:45 AM »
This is me. Surprise. 


I want to have sex with....

contest over.
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #92 on: August 08, 2008, 12:23:55 PM »
Is this some kind of beauty pageant? I'd totally win, so I don't participate. It would be boring...
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2008, 12:51:36 PM »
oh you think so huuh?

look at these handsomes.



ya, thats right.

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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2008, 12:57:15 PM »
ya, she wins. gotcha  8)
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2008, 03:26:06 PM »
I quit. The only way I would win is to post picks of my son and I. When I'm holding him, the handsome scales tip in my favor but, that would be cheating.
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #96 on: August 08, 2008, 04:36:33 PM »
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #100 on: August 08, 2008, 05:06:47 PM »
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2008, 11:22:08 PM »
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #102 on: August 10, 2008, 01:08:19 AM »
Me:

OMG please tell me this is your cock!!
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #103 on: August 10, 2008, 01:42:41 AM »
hopefully it is

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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #104 on: August 10, 2008, 10:49:14 AM »
i like lufthansa, although they made me miss a flight they hooked me up with the best breakfast and dinner buffets i ever had. i dont like them enough to stick a tee in my weiner and then put a ball on top though. sort of reminds me of the mask, when that guy is golfing off noses, but now picture a really bad golfer swinging at the dick tee balll
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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #105 on: August 10, 2008, 11:01:46 AM »
i would mention popwarofguns but he doesn't like to compete

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Re: Which slap memeber would you love to have sex with the most?
« Reply #106 on: August 14, 2008, 02:18:53 PM »
I cant believe no one said Vov Vurnquist. He has a 10 and a half inch aerodynamic penis. 

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