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Unkle Fleak

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Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« on: September 04, 2024, 01:01:14 PM »
I’d fucking do anything to have a pal move into the apartment on the first floor. It’s pretty damn cheap they except vouchers and the neighbors are the fucking best.

Land lord likes art and has been skate positive
  I have a recording studio and we’re building a ramp. Also, I have a flat bar come move here please

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2024, 02:42:43 PM »
@smellsdead

Did i hear you were looking for a new pad?
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2024, 05:21:02 PM »
Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2024, 06:34:28 PM »
Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need

Unkle Flea just sliding through the door willy-nilly like Kramer with some badass random idea, lol.

Unkle Flea, what is the rent?
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2024, 06:42:09 PM »
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Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need
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Unkle Flea just sliding through the door willy-nilly like Kramer with some badass random idea, lol.

Unkle Flea, what is the rent?

$666.420 bi-weekly.

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2024, 07:44:06 PM »
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Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need
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Unkle Flea just sliding through the door willy-nilly like Kramer with some badass random idea, lol.

Unkle Flea, what is the rent?
Unkle Flea as the neighbour from home improvement, offering unsolicited parenting advice through the fence
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2024, 03:59:46 AM »


youre sick @IUTSM

his name is wilson @Eric Dolphy
show some respect

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2024, 04:15:21 AM »


youre sick @IUTSM

his name is wilson @Eric Dolphy
show some respect


Someone called me a normie not that long ago. Now you’re calling me sick.

I gotta get check out
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2024, 07:13:47 AM »
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Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need
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Unkle Flea just sliding through the door willy-nilly like Kramer with some badass random idea, lol.

Unkle Flea, what is the rent?
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$666.420 bi-weekly.


Is that twice a week or every two weeks?

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2024, 07:18:41 AM »
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youre sick @IUTSM

his name is wilson @Eric Dolphy
show some respect
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Someone called me a normie not that long ago. Now you’re calling me sick.

I gotta get check out

Anyone who maintains a microbus is alright in my book.

Why Smellsdead doesn’t want to have Unkle Fleak help rear his child is beyond me.

His name is Unkle for god’s sake. He’s great with children. If my kids weren’t teenagers I would be considering the move.

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2024, 07:19:31 AM »
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Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need
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Unkle Flea just sliding through the door willy-nilly like Kramer with some badass random idea, lol.

Unkle Flea, what is the rent?
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$666.420 bi-weekly.
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Is that twice a week or every two weeks?

Ah, the proverbial question.

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2024, 07:30:44 AM »
There are 38 towns in the US named Salem. Which one we talking here Salem MA or Salem NE??

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2024, 07:33:46 AM »
salem vt
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2024, 08:38:23 AM »
What are the odds my rent money would go towards a nitrous tank?
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2024, 08:57:45 AM »
I got my nose pierced when I was 20 near the House of the Seven Gables

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2024, 10:19:08 AM »
I imagine there are bedbugs.

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2024, 04:24:51 PM »
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Smellsdead and his son becoming neighbours with Uncle Flea is the sitcom I didn’t know i need
[close]

Unkle Flea just sliding through the door willy-nilly like Kramer with some badass random idea, lol.

Unkle Flea, what is the rent?
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Unkle Flea as the neighbour from home improvement, offering unsolicited parenting advice through the fence

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2024, 04:25:32 PM »
I imagine there are bedbugs.

Hell no. This place is for older heads. It’s beautiful

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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2024, 06:35:10 PM »
Flea, if I could I would, and we would start a kick ass band and burn the motherfuckkn house down and not just to cash in on insurance.
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Re: Looking for an apartment in Salem?
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2024, 07:55:22 PM »
Flea, if I could I would, and we would start a kick ass band and burn the motherfuckkn house down and not just to cash in on insurance.

Fuvkbyeah. I’m pretty sure it just went. I hope it’s another safe cool old lady.