pet peeves/THINGS THAT PISS YOU OFF!!!!!!!!

[kev]

I didn't wanna put this in Not Stoked because I do enjoy watching it, in small doses.  But has anyone here ever watched Glenn Beck on CNN?  This guy is a fucking douchebag, he thinks he's funny but he really, really isn't.  He only represents the opinion of all the other golf playing, homophobic, middle aged, racist men.  Oh, and can you believe that bitch Nancy Grace?  She has the IQ of a fucking grapefruit!  Let me give you a scenario ....

Detective:  "Well Nancy, the 16 year old stabbed his neighbor to death with a butcher knife.  He then-."
Nancy: "WHOA WHOA WHOA!  Detective!  Can you tell me where a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD got his hands on a KNIFE?!"
Me sitting on the couch: "THE KITCHEN DRAWER YOU DUMB SLUT!"

[Danny]

when you get stuck behind some slow walking GOOF.

SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!

[Sleazy]

Oh, and can you believe that bitch Nancy Grace? 

That bitch is like Geraldo in drag.

[dirtjers]

hahahahaha word kev.. that shit was mad funny

[illmatic]

yo when you gotta tolerate your friends shitty LOUD playing shitty music (ie underoath, panic at the disco, taking back sunday...) in the car and then when they ride with you they insist on listening to their awful music.

[colinsthename]

word. 

I originally had paragraphs, but somewhere in the copy and paste process lost them...I had no interest in reformatting it, so it doesn't bother me if no one wants to read it.  I did set myself up.  I can't always expect positive critisism...that would, after all, make me an optimist.  Optimists get shit and then die, so whatever.  and sorry for my long posts.  I've got A LOT of nothing to say. 

-cocky message board addicts who blacklist newbies with (void) opinions...

-Me (Yes, I'm adding me to the list.)

-wealthy men/women who do nothing to contribute to the world around them.

-death.

how many times do you rewrite your posts before "copy and pasting" them into the reply box?  is there a whole rough draft process we should know about?

[SLANGIN_ROCKS]

ska

[goldenyears]

ignorant housewives that I deal with on a daily basis while I'm working at Longs drugstore. They always want everything their way and think that us clerks actually represent the company as a whole, and that the customer (them) is always right. Fuck that, these slags have gone directly from highschool to married domestic life with their redneck highschool sweetheart who used to be captain of the football team 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I didn't wanna put this in Not Stoked because I do enjoy watching it, in small doses.  But has anyone here ever watched Glenn Beck on CNN?  This guy is a fucking douchebag, he thinks he's funny but he really, really isn't.  He only represents the opinion of all the other golf playing, homophobic, middle aged, racist men.  Oh, and can you believe that bitch Nancy Grace?  She has the IQ of a fucking grapefruit!  Let me give you a scenario ....

Detective:  "Well Nancy, the 16 year old stabbed his neighbor to death with a butcher knife.  He then-."
Nancy: "WHOA WHOA WHOA!  Detective!  Can you tell me where a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD got his hands on a KNIFE?!"
Me sitting on the couch: "THE KITCHEN DRAWER YOU DUMB SLUT!"

Nancy Grace wants me to put a bullet in my head and leave a suicide note saying "Nancy Grace made me do it." Then maybe she'll get outraged at herself, and I won't have to see it.
Glenn Beck is just another know nothing know it all

[Noboru]

dogs that claw the shit out of you

loud eating/chewing

music like 'yes' and dave mathews

people that always hang out and drink with you but never put in clams when buying booze

weed (i fucking hate it now for some reason even though i used to be a pothead)

[quit]

Chubby women using their occupied baby stroller as a human stop sign while veeeery slowly crossing the street in heavy traffic nowhere near a crosswalk...I refuse to bring race into this.

This shit needs to be adressed if you live in Southern California....next time it happens to you....mow em down.

[Mizzark]

ugh this is my third draft of this post in notepad.

Let me start with these fine bullet points

[overdoso]

you know when you wait in front of a crossroad on an uphill road. the car behind you stops inches from your rear bumper. i hate that.

[Alan]

If you bump into him after you release the handbrake who's fault is it?

[cold budweisers]

saying something that i immediately regret.

[Sleazy]

Leaving the house and realizing I forgot something I need

[overdoso]

If you bump into him after you release the handbrake who's fault is it?

yours thats why i hate it

[JohnC]

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people who brag about how much they drink or smoke weed
hippies
people who keep reminding you about a miniscule amount of money you owe them

[close]

Hey Mr. sXe, gimme my 10 bucks you fucking bum.

yea you got me all figureed out im totally sXe... fuckin moron

[damian]

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people who brag about how much they drink or smoke weed
hippies
people who keep reminding you about a miniscule amount of money you owe them

[close]

Hey Mr. sXe, gimme my 10 bucks you fucking bum.

[close]

yea you got me all figureed out im totally sXe... fuckin moron

apparently, there ain't no jokes in the land of the sXe.

[JohnC]

yea ill admit im pretty bad at figuring out when people are joking on this board.

[Sleazy]

use the sarcasim button, duh...

[SLANGIN_ROCKS]

breastfeeding in public.*

[tag_king]

I hate blatant liars, but at the same time, I will do all I can to avoid being around them when they are being confronted about their lies, it makes me incredibley uncomfortable, it's like I feel bad for them for being caught. Oh, and misquotes, when someone will spit out a line from a movie or television show and just get it so wrong.

[JohnC]

use the sarcasim button, duh...

yea thats right so its not my fault!!

[hardcore ufos]

breastfeeding in public.*

wouldn't want anyone to see what breasts are actually there for.

[donnie_murdo]

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breastfeeding in public.*

[close]

wouldn't want anyone to see what breasts are actually there for.

Ohh i though they were for nipples to hang out on, sort of like a little out post on a mountian

[SLANGIN_ROCKS]

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breastfeeding in public.*

[close]

wouldn't want anyone to see what breasts are actually there for.

shut the fuck up faggot. lets see how much you like it when you sit next to some fat haggard lookin mom with some beast eating her nipple.

[stolengirlfriend]

breastfeeding in public.*

Add smug parents to this list.

Fuckers just pushing their prams around, or even worse with one of those baby backpacks.  The look on their face just screams "Ohhh, look at Little Timmy, isn't he precious?"

[hardcore ufos]

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breastfeeding in public.*

[close]

wouldn't want anyone to see what breasts are actually there for.

[close]

shut the fuck up faggot. lets see how much you like it when you sit next to some fat haggard lookin mom with some beast eating her nipple.

ok.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I hate blatant liars, but at the same time, I will do all I can to avoid being around them when they are being confronted about their lies, it makes me incredibley uncomfortable, it's like I feel bad for them for being caught. Oh, and misquotes, when someone will spit out a line from a movie or television show and just get it so wrong.

Blatant liars can be funny though. One of my sister's best friends is compulsive like that. The other day she told us a story about getting arrested for supposedly knocking over a gas station. She said the person ID'd her with a mug shot she had taken at age 15 (shes 26 now) and that the cops arrested her after just that ID. She said she used a debit card to pay bail, which was $250 for armed robbery. I would have felt bad to call her out for it, it was just so fucking stupid.