need help.

[SkeeterValentine.]

so im talking to this girl ive known for a long while, but i havent seen her for a year or so since she went to college.

i ask her whats been up, and her reply was "sorry i fell off the face of the earth.
my gf moved in with me and i've been MIA"


shes totally BI now.

so help me sweet talk this bitch into letting me poke both of 'em.


anyone else been in this hellaciously bitter-sweet situation?


oh, shes 21 too, so i wanna do 'er and her girl, then make em buy me sailor jerry.

[Pelican]

really

[spungo]

She's bi then she's into other types of shit.  You want to bag them both... 2 choices...

Show up with some MDMA and tell them it's time to party...
show up with some blow and tell them it's time to party.

[bill hates]

this thread is nothing without pictures of the girl

[RipGrip]

this thread is nothing without pictures of the girl

QFT. damn Im kinda jealous. I always wanted to know how to swing this. Be sure to keep us posted.

[SkeeterValentine.]

one on the left is the one i know. the other is rather questionable. but ill fuck it if shes down.

[mikefork]

one on the left is the one i know. the other is rather questionable. but ill fuck it if shes down.

camera left or their left?

[SkeeterValentine.]

camera left

[bill hates]

tell them to get on all fours, grab their hair, put on a helmet and ride them like a chariot

[Dr Newton]

Lie.

[BabyKillaSeason]

you would never be so lucky.

[cat]

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one on the left is the one i know. the other is rather questionable. but ill fuck it if shes down.

[close]

camera left or their left?

if you're saying the one in the blue is questionable then you are an idiot.

[kilgore.]

give me access to her, i'll thaw her out and soak her up to where she's wanting any cock in sight. then you just step right in and invite yourself over, she'll be wanting the juice, but is too kind to neglect her darling, so threesome it is...trust me, i break lesbians like i grew up in brooklyn in the 70s with my main man "crazy legs"

[busey]

so im talking to this girl ive known for a long while, but i havent seen her for a year or so since she went to college.

i ask her whats been up, and her reply was "sorry i fell off the face of the earth.
my gf moved in with me and i've been MIA"


shes totally BI now.

so help me sweet talk this bitch into letting me poke both of 'em.


anyone else been in this hellaciously bitter-sweet situation?


oh, shes 21 too, so i wanna do 'er and her girl, then make em buy me sailor jerry.

maybe don't be so selfish and invite doug and porkchop to run a train on patty mayonnaise.

never forget the old times skeeter

[Doug Funny]

play a 10 minute long unaccompanied instrumental jazz solo.

then slip ghb in their drinks.

[SkeeterValentine.]

play a 10 minute long unaccompanied instrumental jazz solo.

then slip ghb in their drinks.

goddamn doug, i knew youd come through, you sly dog!

[Paper Crane]

neither of those bitches can resist a feather and some hot wax.