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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2025, 02:43:23 AM »
Kalashi ai betting ads
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2025, 10:08:42 AM »
This one:

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2025, 10:55:54 AM »
I hate this one so much


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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2025, 02:16:01 PM »

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2025, 09:55:16 PM »
Came here to laugh at all you apartment kids for not being able to afford premium... Kidding, I can't stand the betting commercials

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2025, 04:53:12 PM »
Those Thomas english muffin commercials suck ass.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2025, 04:54:53 AM »
Anything AI, it’s all I’m getting now. Most random so far was a ripped AI Chinese guy telling me I should to tai chi for weight loss.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2025, 07:16:07 AM »
Anything AI, it’s all I’m getting now. Most random so far was a ripped AI Chinese guy telling me I should to tai chi for weight loss.

I know that dude. Apparently, the only way I can loose up to 20 LBS before Christmas is with tai chi.

The other one I get is two women in their thirties talking about how their boyfriends couldn’t last long enough until they began talking some ED medicine. They will sell this ED crap for any sexual problem that you have. I can’t believe this doesn’t violate a law about making unsubstantiated health benefit claims. The dark web has totally crept into the regular web and government officials don’t care.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2025, 12:22:18 AM »
It has been an absolute barrage of ED medication ads on YouTube for the past 2 weeks.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2025, 05:49:14 AM »
It has been an absolute barrage of ED medication ads on YouTube for the past 2 weeks.

Glad to hear it, I was starting to think Draft Kings had bought all the advertising space on the planet.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2025, 07:08:14 AM »
These were airing nonstop for a while


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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2025, 06:45:43 PM »
Recently in Michelob Ultra ads, the ones with that fucking lame ass “HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?? HOW YA LIKE ME NOWWWW?” Chorus from hell.
It was lame when it first came out and was in every other commercial but it’s even lamer now.

HOW YA LIKE ME NOWWWW?
I fucking hate you that’s how I like you now.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2025, 08:33:21 PM »
LOVE SLOTS?!?!?

Any Kevin hart YouTube ad. Fucking fuck that guy. Definition of a sellout. Loser does an ad for literally anything on YouTube. Promoting online gambling in 2025 is pretty pathetic.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2025, 04:17:45 PM »
LOVE SLOTS?!?!?

Any Kevin hart YouTube ad. Fucking fuck that guy. Definition of a sellout. Loser does an ad for literally anything on YouTube. Promoting online gambling in 2025 is pretty pathetic.

He has his own MasterClass. I dunno what it’s for but I saw him in the commercial the other day and about lost it. Like, what the fuck does Kevin Hart have to teach anyone? I stand by Soul Plane being a good time though. I’ll throw in those MasterClass commercials, cause they definitely go in waves of them being all I see for awhile and I get tired of listening to Malcolm Gladwell sound sad and serious trynna tell me about some bullshit too. Feels scammy.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2025, 08:09:24 PM »
Local radio - There's car dealership that has changed the spokesperson for the ads, but they insisted on keeping the same nasally half-scream timbre. Forget what the newest dudes name but they started with-

"HI. I'M MITCH FROM AUTO CREDIT SALES! ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR OLD RIDE? COME ON DOWN TO AUTO CREDIT SALES! OOOO-WEEE!" more or less

Also just remembered "Make sure you visit Video Only, cause if you don't - YOU'LL BE SOooRRYyy"
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2025, 09:15:10 PM »
Local radio - There's car dealership that has changed the spokesperson for the ads, but they insisted on keeping the same nasally half-scream timbre. Forget what the newest dudes name but they started with-

"HI. I'M MITCH FROM AUTO CREDIT SALES! ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR OLD RIDE? COME ON DOWN TO AUTO CREDIT SALES! OOOO-WEEE!" more or less

Also just remembered "Make sure you visit Video Only, cause if you don't - YOU'LL BE SOooRRYyy"

Oh yeah that Video Only one is a deep cut haha. 107.7, 102.5, or 99.9 there was no escaping it.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2025, 10:34:12 AM »
"This thing *holds up walking stick* it looks like an ordinary walking stick..."
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2025, 01:53:50 AM »
maybe wrong thread but i hate that adds on youtube went from normal commercials to 40 minute vlogs about a product or service. cause i am usually not on my pc when playing youtube in the background and i have to walk over to my pc to skip em cause theyre longer than the video im watching.
ive veen blocking any add thats longer than a minute. but there is just too many.
even worse is that half of them are about investing, crypto and AI. like random dude comes on screen and is like "damn youre still working for your money? thats for poor people. follow my course and get rich". and then keeps fucking going for 20 minutes if i dont get out of bed to skip him.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2025, 10:51:46 AM »
maybe wrong thread but i hate that adds on youtube went from normal commercials to 40 minute vlogs about a product or service. cause i am usually not on my pc when playing youtube in the background and i have to walk over to my pc to skip em cause theyre longer than the video im watching.
ive veen blocking any add thats longer than a minute. but there is just too many.
even worse is that half of them are about investing, crypto and AI. like random dude comes on screen and is like "damn youre still working for your money? thats for poor people. follow my course and get rich". and then keeps fucking going for 20 minutes if i dont get out of bed to skip him.

That’s like those bullshit online ads that say “DO THIS SIMPLE TECHNIQUE FOR INSTANT CASH” then you click and it proceeds to go on for paragraphs on how it’s the best kept secret without actually telling you anything informative until the end and it’s like PAY TO CONTINUE!
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2025, 03:27:41 PM »
maybe wrong thread but i hate that adds on youtube went from normal commercials to 40 minute vlogs about a product or service. cause i am usually not on my pc when playing youtube in the background and i have to walk over to my pc to skip em cause theyre longer than the video im watching.
ive veen blocking any add thats longer than a minute. but there is just too many.
even worse is that half of them are about investing, crypto and AI. like random dude comes on screen and is like "damn youre still working for your money? thats for poor people. follow my course and get rich". and then keeps fucking going for 20 minutes if i dont get out of bed to skip him.
I basically refuse to watch Youtube on anything that doesn't have an AdBlocker.  If you install an AdBlocker on your phone you can watch Youtube ad-free in your mobile browser.  The ad-blocker wont work in the Youtube App.  I didn't mind when the ads were like 30 seconds at the beginning of the video, but it's out of control now.



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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2025, 04:19:42 PM »
"hims" commercials on YouTube

"My husband used to have weak erections... BUT"

p.s. why did the algorithm choose me?

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2025, 12:59:45 PM »
Do any of you recognize these joints?



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