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Nigel will never go low impact
His neurodivergence is the same as gabbers, only gnar suffice
his neurodivergence isn't the same as gabbers since gabbers would do it solely for stim, nigel only does anything to be able to continue to rail lines and blondes
People will think you’re joking here but his sex addiction, in particular with a very specific type of woman, is the actual reason he will neither wear a helmet nor stop skating big rails. Do either of those and his perceived and self-perceived dominance/masculinity will suffer, and the women he wants will be less receptive. It makes perfect sense with his upbringing and all the snow bunnies he posts on his IG. All this helmet talk, while perfectly logical, will be responded by an addict with a “uh-huh” followed by any and every action needed to get the next hit. Doesn’t matter if the next action costs him his life, he has the proven “path” to satisfy his urges and he’ll try to do it anyway. It’s as simple as that.
As with any addiction that spirals out of control, the consequences of this will be ugly.
Say You're A Magazine With "Still Watchin" As A Kind Of Tagline. You Put Up Billboards Around Town With Phelps's Eyeglasses, It's Your Brand Language And Heritage Claim, A Big Part Of Who You Are, Image Wise.
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But Hey I'm Just One Subscriber What Do I Know.