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generic ams
« on: September 07, 2008, 07:02:08 AM »
what do you think of them? generic ams are ams who wear the most trendy clothes, have the most flawless faces, cute hair and are overrated. they're pretty much the disney channel stars of skateboarding. boring, hot and nothing special.
heres a list of a few generic ams:
1. Sean Malto
2. Mike Mo Capaldi
3. John Motta
4. Kenny Hoyle
5. Eric Fletcher
6. Daryl Angel
7. Cody McEntire
8. Torey Pudwill
9. Jake Donelly (sp?)
10. Chaz Ortiz (with a name like that he should be a little baseball jock)
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2008, 07:24:52 AM »
This isn't even a matter of opinion, you're just wrong.  Basically everyone you named does crazy, creative stuff to push the limits of skating.  Except Fletcher and Angel.

I might get ripped for this but I hate watching Theotis Beasly skate.  Parts full of 10 stair flip tricks and manuals.  All of which have ABD with much better style.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2008, 07:27:58 AM »
how about sean malto? he's not pushing the limits. he does basic tricks and the only reason people like him is because of his cute hair.
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 07:31:01 AM »


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Re: generic ams
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 07:35:44 AM »
also chaz is shecky's cuban jock love child. fuck puerto rican/mexican/cuban/dominican jock skaters. the non-jock puerto rican/mexican/cuban/domonican skaters are legit.
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2008, 07:38:29 AM »
Basically everyone you named does crazy, creative stuff to push the limits of skating.  Except Fletcher

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2008, 07:45:08 AM »
im not into that tony hawk's pro skater shit. FUCK CHAZ HE CAN GO SUCK P ROD'S DICK WHILE DOING KICKFLIP FEEBLES
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2008, 07:54:40 AM »
Why there hasn't been multiple dicks photoshopped into your face is beyond me.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2008, 07:58:40 AM »
What does he look like?

Generic Ams...foundation ams. That one kid on blind is looking pretty Generic (besides that carlsbad trick).

Besides that I think everybody is doing good. Can't hate.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2008, 09:48:36 AM »
i thought malto mike mo and torey was pros now.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2008, 09:50:20 AM »
what do you think of them? generic ams are ams who wear the most trendy clothes, have the most flawless faces, cute hair and are overrated. they're pretty much the disney channel stars of skateboarding. boring, hot and nothing special.
heres a list of a few generic ams:
1. Sean Malto pro
2. Mike Mo Capaldi pro
3. John Motta
4. Kenny Hoyle
5. Eric Fletcher
6. Daryl Angel
7. Cody McEntire
8. Torey Pudwill pro
9. Jake Donelly (sp?)
10. Chaz Ortiz (with a name like that he should be a little baseball jock)

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2008, 10:03:27 AM »


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shit that was good. i cant remember who does his voice.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2008, 10:07:17 AM »
what do you think of them? generic ams are ams who wear the most trendy clothes, have the most flawless faces, cute hair and are overrated. they're pretty much the disney channel stars of skateboarding. boring, hot and nothing special.
heres a list of a few generic ams:
1. Sean Malto
2. Mike Mo Capaldi
3. John Motta
4. Kenny Hoyle
5. Eric Fletcher
6. Daryl Angel
7. Cody McEntire
8. Torey Pudwill
9. Jake Donelly (sp?)
10. Chaz Ortiz (with a name like that he should be a little baseball jock)

so are you just openly gay?

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2008, 10:09:53 AM »
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what do you think of them? generic ams are ams who wear the most trendy clothes, have the most flawless faces, cute hair and are overrated. they're pretty much the disney channel stars of skateboarding. boring, hot and nothing special.
heres a list of a few generic ams:
1. Sean Malto
2. Mike Mo Capaldi
3. John Motta
4. Kenny Hoyle
5. Eric Fletcher
6. Daryl Angel
7. Cody McEntire
8. Torey Pudwill
9. Jake Donelly (sp?)
10. Chaz Ortiz (with a name like that he should be a little baseball jock)
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so are you just openly gay?

It's weird that he thinks Cody McEntire is "cute".

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 10:14:19 AM »
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what do you think of them? generic ams are ams who wear the most trendy clothes, have the most flawless faces, cute hair and are overrated. they're pretty much the disney channel stars of skateboarding. boring, hot and nothing special.
heres a list of a few generic ams:
1. Sean Malto pro
2. Mike Mo Capaldi pro
3. John Motta
4. Kenny Hoyle
5. Eric Fletcher
6. Daryl Angel
7. Cody McEntire
8. Torey Pudwill pro
9. Jake Donelly (sp?)
10. Chaz Ortiz (with a name like that he should be a little baseball jock)
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you<b>'</b>r<b>e</b> a<b>n</b> idiot

That made me laugh.
But sal is right. I detect a tinge of jealousy.
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2008, 10:16:21 AM »
What does he look like?

Generic Ams...foundation ams. That one kid on blind is looking pretty Generic (besides that carlsbad trick).

Besides that I think everybody is doing good. Can't hate.
Tre flip nosegrinds down handrails and fakie flips over handrails is as generic as you can get.


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Re: generic ams
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2008, 10:16:21 AM »
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shit that was good. i cant remember who does his voice.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2008, 10:19:34 AM »
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What does he look like?

Generic Ams...foundation ams. That one kid on blind is looking pretty Generic (besides that carlsbad trick).

Besides that I think everybody is doing good. Can't hate.
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Tre flip nosegrinds down handrails and fakie flips over handrails is as generic as you can get.

you said it COTG!

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2008, 10:20:24 AM »
why wasnt alex olsen included?
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2008, 10:24:24 AM »
alex has great style. i bet you can't name one never-been-done trick that malto has done. he gets so much hype yet hes no better than tk, shecks or duffel at skateboarding. next koston my ass. just because malto's filipino and hesitance on girl doesn't make him the new koston.
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2008, 10:42:46 AM »
malto is twenty so theres no excuse whatsoever.
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2008, 10:50:04 AM »
my point is malto got last part in and now and was doing 50-50's and 5-0's while gravette got first part and was doing back boards from a rail to a ledge, manny to crooks and 50-50 body varials
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2008, 11:08:49 AM »
my point is malto got last part in and now and was doing 50-50's and 5-0's while gravette got first part and was doing back boards from a rail to a ledge, manny to crooks and 50-50 body varials


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Re: generic ams
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2008, 11:10:46 AM »
so you're saying gravette's part was shit compared to malto's?
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2008, 11:12:51 AM »
malto is not twenty, and who the shit said he was the next koston?

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2008, 11:16:15 AM »
For one thing Carroll never said that.Like Tiger said he isn't twenty. I think someone said he was 18 in a Anti hero video.

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Re: generic ams
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2008, 11:17:59 AM »
hes 19 and every racist hick is saying malto is the new koston because they have the same ethnicity and they skate. it's as regular as saying mo's the new mariano which again is because they're italian and they skate.
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Re: generic ams
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2008, 11:22:37 AM »
hes 19 and every racist hick is saying malto is the new koston because they have the same ethnicity and they skate. it's as regular as saying mo's the new mariano which again is because they're italian and they skate.



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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2008, 11:23:33 AM »
^ pretty much

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« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2008, 11:24:10 AM »
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So you're not really Koston's son like everyone thinks?
- I don't think so.
How old are you?
- Seventeen.
Koston would have had to be 15 or so. Hmmm, I'm going to see if he was on any H-Street tours through Kansas around 1990.