If you could erase anything from your mind...

[jrock]

perianal abcess

[BriDen]

This one time, my cousin walked in on me masturbating...

[EricLogan]

I've been walked in on like 30 times

I always beat off to the interwebs, and my computer's always been situated facing the wall opposite of the door you come in through, and my mom would always do that knock-while-opening-the-door shit, and it'd give me just enough time to x out the pr0n and sit there with my dick out and lubed up hands obstructed by my body while she just stands in the doorway and tries having a full on conversation with me, what awful times

One day she did the knock while entering thing while I was just watching a skate video or something, and i flipped out on her, like "are you trying to see me jack off w/ that shit? knock and then wait for me to tell you to enter for fuck's sake"

Beating off is no joke to me.

[sofaking]

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wish i could forget that i watched Cannibal Holocaust.

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I'm glad I havent seen the hole film. Only some parts of it, and it was fucked up.

I've had it on my computer for years, I't taunts me to watch it but I've resisted the urge so far. I should just delete that shit.

[crackrazor]

I saw Boogie Nights at a young age. Kind of fucked when you're 11.

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

one time i almost got to bang this chick , she was mad hot, naked and shit, huge titties, the whole works, but i fucked it up. although at least i got to see her naked. she was super cool too. i mad hated myself for that. probably never gonna get another girl that cool.

[you took to much]

one time i almost got to bang this chick , she was mad hot, naked and shit, huge titties, the whole works, but i fucked it up. although at least i got to see her naked. she was super cool too. i mad hated myself for that. probably never gonna get another girl that cool.

you are right. if this really happened it will NEVER EVER EVER EVER happen again. "i almost got to bang this chick" hahahaha yeaaah right!

[sven thorkel]

i mad hated myself for that.

you should mad hate yourself for saying you "mad hated myself". i should mad hate myself for quoting you saying how you mad hated yourself

*logs off to mad hate myself*

[BallDontLie]

no no noo noo

[ahl33]

[skimthefat]

the time i fucked up my first fuck
that was terrible

[beeda weeda]

one time i almost got to bang this chick , she was mad hot, naked and shit, huge titties, the whole works, but i fucked it up. although at least i got to see her naked. she was super cool too. i mad hated myself for that. probably never gonna get another girl that cool.

what happened? coudlnt keep it up? or did she see you with your shirt off?
post pics of this broad  or get the fuck out

[rocklobster]

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wish i could forget that i watched Cannibal Holocaust.

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I'm glad I havent seen the hole film. Only some parts of it, and it was fucked up.

[close]

I've had it on my computer for years, I't taunts me to watch it but I've resisted the urge so far. I should just delete that shit.

just watched it, couldnt make it more than halfway....  the rape scene is horrible....

some things are better not watched....

[gordon bombay]

sorry guys, emo alert:

beginning of the summer, having a nervous breakdown and arguing with my crying girlfriend in her basement at a family party, which ultimately led to us breaking up after 3 years.

going to go drink some whiskey now

[biggums mcgee]

probably some stuff from some not-so-pleasant mushroom trips. that and going to visit my alchoholic aunt in downtown detriot on christmas eve. people smoking crack and shooting up in the hallways, one dude threw a snowball at my really well to do uncle which was some funny shit. other than that, not much. when I was a junior in highschool I walked in on some mentally regular girl taking a dump..type of situation where you open the door and the bitch is sitting four or five feet in front of you. not cool.

[HoovUCDC]

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wish i could forget that i watched Cannibal Holocaust.

[close]

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I'm glad I havent seen the hole film. Only some parts of it, and it was fucked up.

[close]

I've had it on my computer for years, I't taunts me to watch it but I've resisted the urge so far. I should just delete that shit.

it would be in your best interest to do that.

[CeeyMar]

I kinda wanna see this Cannibal Holocaust movie haha,
I walked in on my parents doing it this year and it was like reverse cowgirl shit, man like seeing your parents banging at 15 is horrible.

[rocklobster]

going to go drink some whiskey now

+1.... my good friend johnny walker is always there to comfort me....

edit: vice guide to sex, asses of colombia episodes....  seeing a man have sex with a donkey, not cool....

[danker peaches]

for sure self-doubt but as far as a event I don't think i would want to change anything.

[EricLogan]

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wish i could forget that i watched Cannibal Holocaust.

[close]

[close]

I'm glad I havent seen the hole film. Only some parts of it, and it was fucked up.

[close]

I've had it on my computer for years, I't taunts me to watch it but I've resisted the urge so far. I should just delete that shit.

[close]

just watched it, couldnt make it more than halfway....  the rape scene is horrible....

some things are better not watched....

anyone else sorta psyched that something so disturbing that multiple people wish it removed from their memory exists, and probably has a cult fallowing?

I almost want to watch this film for life-gnars

[angryfacedman]

probably some stuff from some not-so-pleasant mushroom trips. that and going to visit my alchoholic aunt in downtown detriot on christmas eve. people smoking crack and shooting up in the hallways, one dude threw a snowball at my really well to do uncle which was some funny shit. other than that, not much. when I was a junior in highschool I walked in on some mentally regular girl taking a dump..type of situation where you open the door and the bitch is sitting four or five feet in front of you. not cool.

AHAHAHHA
That must have felt odd.

[coop D.O.G.G.]

i just watched cannibal holocaust and didnt find it to live up to the hype. definatley the most disgusting movie ive ever watched but i was expecting a bit more. the turtle scene was bad ass and the multiple rape scenes were pretty fucked up esscecially the adultress one