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[won ton jamima]

I am vwer uy dr unk      thgis weeb sire is ghay ya know wghat i meen . but i was tyin to gweyt some opm but my homie skulls is a fuck face thats ;ike t chno   goth shith ansd i will pass ouyt but my crasz y ass frienbf JR fuckin spillied cghipeeds everywhrree and i had to vacums thst shity uip yup.NAh a bnut funny ass story my homie jr fukin tried to drive ahis car after drinbmin a fulkl baarrle of jonny wolker bl;ak label and he almasty baked up into hius fuckin living room whicj i was chillen in  , latyer  hew nds skullz walked tyhui tyhe  woods bare footed and jr was like "my acient nordic elder gods shall gide us then he fell into a thorwn bush and was like "ahhhhhh my fukin nads "(epic sancho panzy style) brah i'm j7uxr drank a 6 pac of newcastle and a lots of jagersmiester and I'm still drinkin and it's 3.10 ub the morning this post has no poiint exzecpt i'm a drunkin lozer an d I wish my broseph got mne some opm bhra!   

[hellahellasiqq]

myspace must be down.

[mbl88]

sikest drunksz postsss

[Mizzark]

I've been drunk more than several times and I've never had the urge to post on a message booard

[deluxe_six]

I've been drunk more than several times and I've never had the urge to post on a message booard

hmmm.. that's odd, you must not be doing it right...

[Mizzark]

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I've been drunk more than several times and I've never had the urge to post on a message booard

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hmmm.. that's odd, you must not be doing it right...

well I'm not usually around computers when drinking NERD

[SLANGIN_ROCKS]

dude i had a drunk topic on here. it was weird. i blacked out and nerded out

[_Todd_one_]

IM HIGH

[bentmode]

I am vwer uy dr unk      thgis weeb sire is ghay ya know wghat i meen . but i was tyin to gweyt some opm but my homie skulls is a fuck face thats ;ike t chno   goth shith ansd i will pass ouyt but my crasz y ass frienbf JR fuckin spillied cghipeeds everywhrree and i had to vacums thst shity uip yup.NAh a bnut funny ass story my homie jr fukin tried to drive ahis car after drinbmin a fulkl baarrle of jonny wolker bl;ak label and he almasty baked up into hius fuckin living room whicj i was chillen in  , latyer  hew nds skullz walked tyhui tyhe  woods bare footed and jr was like "my acient nordic elder gods shall gide us then he fell into a thorwn bush and was like "ahhhhhh my fukin nads "(epic sancho panzy style) brah i'm j7uxr drank a 6 pac of newcastle and a lots of jagersmiester and I'm still drinkin and it's 3.10 ub the morning this post has no poiint exzecpt i'm a drunkin lozer an d I wish my broseph got mne some opm bhra!   

its funy how he breaks in and out of being drunk. 

[steve urkel]

I am very drunk this, web site is gay you know what I mean, but i was trying to get home but my homie Skull's is a fuck face thats like techno goth shit and I will pass out but my crazy ass friend JR fucking spilled chipeeds everywhere and i had to vacuum that shit up yup. Nah another funny ass story, my homie JR fucking tried to drive his car after drinking a full barrel of Johnny Wolker black label and he almost backed up into his fucking living room which I was hanging out in, later  he and Skull's walked through the woods bare foot and JR pronounced "My acient Nordic elder gods shall guide us", then he fell into a thorn bush and was like "Ahhhhhh, my fucking nads" (epic sancho panzy style) Brother, I just drank a 6 pack of Newcastle and a lot of Jagersmiester and I'm still drinkin and it's 3:10 AM in the morning. This post has no point except I'm a drunk loser and I wish my friends got me home   

its like i found summone on da same levle

[Mackattack]

if i was drunk on the computer i would be lookin at porn