So my very first post has a crazy long story if you want to look it up its from the hooking up with co-workers thread anyways, this is the story of the last time I got laid (5months ago, I have lost my mojo)....
I was at a bar really drunk and was talking to some dame telling her how I have this fantasy that needs to be fulfilled which is to hook up with a milf. And this chick was a milf, so......
Months later my friends and I were drinking in the day on someone's boat on a lake in the summer, and when we were done, we were trying to figure out what to do, and they don't skate so they are kind of pussy and I was like, "Yo lets go to the fucking bar and get some grub!" So we go, and about a 1/2 hour into it, this chick strolls in and sits right next to me. I'm like word. She's fucking hot, and my friends were like word. So I start talking to her and shit, and eventually we were both like, "have we met?" I was all, "nah, I don't know, probably not, I'm no one you know." (nah I didn't say that) but she was all like the fucking light bulb turned on, "I met you at a bar and you said how you wanted to have sex with a milf!" I was all, "ohh shit, I'm fucked." But she was cool with it, and technically she ain't a milf cuz she has no kids, but 39 yrs old, and really fucking fine, she's short, brunette, tight, petite, and looks 23. Anyways I get to go back to her place and fuck her, I didn't last too long cuz she started fucking screaming, whoa. But she had a boyfriend in Cali, so no dice on a fuck buddy, or an affair, whatever, but I just called her and she wants to get together near the end of November, "I'll be gone till november, I'll be gone till november......"