Would you rather

[THRILL_HOUSE]

Would you rather:

eat an entire roll of griptape in one sitting or put a set of wheels up your ass?
ollie a ten stair into a landing scattered with broken glass or do a slappie on a sculpture in the louvre and try to escape?
punch the gonz in the back of the head or wear rollerblades nonstop for five days?
skitch on the back of a speeding taxi on the freeway for a mile while it's raining or front board a 15 stair rail naked?
never skate again or never have sex again?
have the ollies of reese but not be able to do any flip tricks or have the flip tricks of mike mo but not be able to skate anything higher than a curb?
drop in on vert after drinking 12 beers in an hour or fight sheffey?
shave your eyebrows or organize a massive demo for doug brown in your city?
get a shinner or a hipper?
have 540s on lock on vert or be able to speak fluently another language of your choice?   

you know you want to add some!


 

[DevilOnEnzyte]

ollie a ten stair into a landing scattered with broken glass or do a slappie on a sculpture in the louvre and try to escape?

Slappy all day.

[Guile]

cant count how many times ive jammed wheels in my ass....

[no one you know]

never skate again or never have sex again?

That ones easy if count skateboarding as having sex.


How about...I just remembered this is from that drinking game my friends and used to always play in highschool called Kings, actually I think it was "I never", when you draw a 7 or an 8? 2 for you, 3 for me, 4 is for whores, 5 is thumbs (last one with thumb down on table drinks) or high fives (last one with their hand up drinks), 6 for dicks, 7 you split up 3 for you 4 for her, 8 is I've never, 9 is rhyme, 10 is face where you lick the card and stick it to your forehead and drink till the card falls off, Jack is categories, Queen is questions, King is make a rule and the person who gets the last king loses, and Ace is waterfall (where you drink and when you stop the person sitting clockwise to you has the choice to stop, so the last person is totally fucked).

yeah...

Would you rather hit the mega ramp on whiskey or tequila? Shots at the top deck...

[Dr Newton]

eat an entire roll of griptape in one sitting or put a set of wheels up your ass?

Eat a roll of griptape.

ollie a ten stair into a landing scattered with broken glass or do a slappie on a sculpture in the louvre and try to escape?

Do a slappie on a sculpture at the Louvre, and tell them that I am declaring war on France. They'll automatically surrender, and I'll be home free.

punch the gonz in the back of the head or wear rollerblades nonstop for five days?

Punch the Gonz. How does that affect me personally?

skitch on the back of a speeding taxi on the freeway for a mile while it's raining or front board a 15 stair rail naked?

Frontboard the rail naked. That wouldn't be painful or even embarassing.

never skate again or never have sex again?

Never skate again.

have the ollies of reese but not be able to do any flip tricks or have the flip tricks of mike mo but not be able to skate anything higher than a curb?

Flip tricks of Mike Mo... people in the early 90s killed curbs.

drop in on vert after drinking 12 beers in an hour or fight sheffey?

Drop in on vert. That's over after a couple of seconds.

shave your eyebrows or organize a massive demo for doug brown in your city?

Doug Brown demo... my city is so gay that people would probably gladly attend.

get a shinner or a hipper?

Hipper.

have 540s on lock on vert or be able to speak fluently another language of your choice?   

Speak another language.... I don't skate vert.

[The Boner]

i think gonz needs to be punched in the back of the head somtimes...dudes weird
ha


and for the record id whoop the shit out of sheffy

[Pelican]

I would rather get a root canal than read this thread

[guy le douche]

would you rather hangout with rawburtson for a day or read another cotg post ?

[Bipsmound]

Every Thursday I go over to Donald Rawvertson's house and we look at COTG's posts together.

Would you rather skate in dutch clogs or Tevas (there's a bit of ollie protection there so you won't scrape your toesies).

[busey]

would you rather play skin flute in rawbertsons band or come on stage and do an air guitar solo on your wiener half way through one of his songs?

[Goblinshark]

Every Thursday I go over to Donald Rawvertson's house and we look at COTG's posts together.

Would you rather skate in dutch clogs or Tevas (there's a bit of ollie protection there so you won't scrape your toesies).

did tevas once. its possible, but stay away from heelflips

[tysj!]

This thread had so much potential before I found out it was all skate related. 

[Bipsmound]

Would you rather skate or create?  Let me elaborate on the Sharon Tate hate.  If I were to demonstrate a crate bate, would you elongate your prostate, or electrify your strawberry phosphate?

[Gomez]

my friends and i do this to pass the time, but usually with famous skate spots and tricks that would surely lead to serious injury, possibly death
(i.e. would you rather nosegrind el toro or switch ollie the set?). got the idea from some cartoon show where the two characters would ask the person which fatal food they would rather eat. stupid game, but passes the time quite nicely.

[City of Drunken Totems]

how bout we turn it into Who'd you rather....
ROSIE


or
Rosanne Barr




Beyonce


OR

Rihanna






Martha Stewart


OR
 
Meredith Viera




Young Mary Tyler Moore...


or

Young Audrey Hepburn

[papasmurfsdog]

ollie a ten stair into a landing scattered with broken glass or do a slappie on a sculpture in the louvre and try to escape?

I'd definately go for the slappy, way more fun, and nothing beats a good chase.