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Michael Donald Robertson is:

Tied up in Fetus' basement
10 (18.5%)
Got fired from his job for looking at brazzers.com, doesn't have internet at home
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Locked up in the Kingston Penitentiary
6 (11.1%)
Jizzing on titties in North Hollywood
16 (29.6%)

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Where's Rawbertson?
« on: February 17, 2009, 06:12:10 AM »


Have you seen this child?

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 07:08:40 AM »
chillin with the gf.


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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 07:17:02 AM »
He might be back, only time will tell.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 07:18:44 AM »
or he won't. Because he got married.


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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 07:30:05 AM »
Fetus also mentioned that he was getting more into gree wrestling lately.


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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 07:39:11 AM »
if i had to guess he was wandering away from the toughest hood known to man (parkdale) and was taken in by some sort of tribe in east york. he is now the tribe leader and emperor of all the land. he's putting the hug back in thug like it ain't no thang.
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 07:39:47 AM »
or he got grounded. by fetus.
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 10:36:53 AM »
or he won't. Because he got married.


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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 11:47:17 AM »
what was up with the rawbuttsun conspiracy about jesco having the same IP as him or something? we really need to hire a slap private eye, or maybe a dick tracy fake account could help clear some things up. im sure its just spike dyke up to some trouble
« Last Edit: February 17, 2009, 11:50:05 AM by sven thorkel »
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 12:47:18 PM »
He came back to skatersinc.com.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 12:52:55 PM »
im so glad hes dead.
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 01:54:53 PM »
what was up with the rawbuttsun conspiracy about jesco having the same IP as him or something?

Impossible. BB said it was a real account.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 02:45:45 PM »
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chillin with the gf.


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WTF, thats a chick? 

she has bruised tits, Rawbertson clearly likes it rough

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 03:18:31 PM »
I think those are liver spots.

It's funny someone made this thread to smoke Rawb back out. The best part about Rawb is this forum claims to hate him, yet focuses a shit ton of energy his way. He's like the Sheckler of posters.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 03:34:14 PM »
I don't hate the rawb, he's hilarious.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2009, 08:11:48 PM »

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2009, 08:17:49 PM »
pitiful thread

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2009, 08:21:44 PM »
or he won't. Because he got married.



Good for him. I didn't know Canada had a military.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2009, 08:42:05 PM »
At Subway eating a chicken sammich.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2009, 10:27:30 PM »
I don't hate the rawb, he's hilarious.
someone said it before... he's the pruane2forever of slap. he is so incredibly regular that it's actually hilarious. i wouldn't invite him over for a bbq and a season of 2 and a half men, but still enjoyable none the less.
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2009, 06:11:13 AM »
what was up with the rawbuttsun conspiracy about jesco having the same IP as him or something? we really need to hire a slap private eye, or maybe a dick tracy fake account could help clear some things up. im sure its just spike dyke up to some trouble

So, do you think it's possible that rawbuttsun found out some secret truths regarding Ian Flemming's covert training missions at Camp X outside of Whitby Ontario (citation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_X [Always look to the wikipedia computer godz for the real 411 on the dark transpirins of the alternative covert darkness shadow regime]).

I think Donald might have got sonned by Odd Job.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2009, 08:32:03 AM »
Something similar to that Odd Job hit, he was backed up $10,000+ in drug debt, I hear those Canadian bigwig dealers are no joke.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2009, 08:46:26 AM »
he'll be back, probably with a 200 page essay to tell about it too

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2009, 08:47:23 AM »
Yeah I've got a sneaking suspicion he's not too far off.

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2009, 12:21:40 PM »
he better not be a construct of your imagination. i believe in the rawb more then i believe in a gawd, so if you take that away from me the only thing ive got to live for anymore would be cheesy gordito crunches and cheetos with a hint of lime
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2009, 12:23:50 PM »
oh man cheesy gordita crunches are my shit, i dump an order of cheesy fiesta potatoes on top with a fire saue packet, shits like heavon
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2009, 04:37:37 PM »
I've noticed him posting at thrasher

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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2009, 06:16:38 PM »
he ditched getting made fun of by the cool kids to hang out with the lessers? whatta punk. if he goes to a party or something he can tell the ladies he came with the slap guys and not the thrasher guys. then he could at least get with some of the fat chicks in the cool gurl posse. am i  right or am i write guys!!!! slap rulez, odda boardz drools
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Re: Where's Rawbertson?
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2009, 06:32:14 PM »
I've noticed him posting at thrasher
Really, what's your stance on pHelps and that board?