Nub girl just reminded me of a story.
A friend had a female roommate who went from pretty cool art school/goth chickl to full blown hippie not long after they signed the lease. The apt turned into a hippie crash pad and he was super bummin on it. He came home one night and all the lights were out so he thought he finally had some peace and quiet and he heard, "Hey, how's it going man" out of the darkness of the living room. He looked around without turning the lights on but couldn't make out any figure which freaked him out. Then another comment came from nowhere. He turned the lights on to see a longhaired dirty hippie with no arms or legs propped up between the fuckin couch cushions! He said he almost screamed like a girl but said that he couldn't get any sound to come out of his mouth. He said he was probably just staring with an open mouth like a goon but what else would you expect.
Next morning the hippies were leaving and he watched another hippie put this guy inside a backpack with his head sticking out and it said, "Later dude".