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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9570 on: July 16, 2009, 02:00:24 PM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9571 on: July 16, 2009, 08:01:33 PM »
do you think he calls that stance the banana split?
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9572 on: July 17, 2009, 09:01:44 AM »
This guy just sent me a friend request






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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9573 on: July 17, 2009, 09:50:56 AM »
i'd hit it.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9574 on: July 17, 2009, 03:14:23 PM »
This guy just sent me a friend request



So is that what it looks like when you have a Storm Trooper/Shit Porn fetish?

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9575 on: July 17, 2009, 03:19:16 PM »
No thoz R sandstorm troopers you Rtard. Lolz :P :P
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9576 on: July 19, 2009, 12:00:01 PM »
"Me super twiztid at the crib. my clown blood rains true"

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9577 on: July 19, 2009, 12:18:14 PM »




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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9578 on: July 20, 2009, 12:28:19 PM »
how can the party not be good with this guy there?


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9579 on: July 20, 2009, 12:40:01 PM »
lakeport light? wtf is that

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9580 on: July 20, 2009, 01:26:21 PM »
that beer sounds like the shit thats $1.50 a pallet. ewwwwww


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9581 on: July 22, 2009, 06:12:50 PM »
bitch needs to lay off the bronzer

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9582 on: July 23, 2009, 10:57:32 AM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9583 on: July 23, 2009, 11:51:06 AM »
holy shit!

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9584 on: July 23, 2009, 11:52:23 AM »
she looks 30 and very unsure of herself
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9585 on: July 23, 2009, 11:56:06 AM »
the female real life version of tim heidecker

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9586 on: July 23, 2009, 01:54:53 PM »
the female real life version of tim heidecker

beat me to it! you fuck
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9587 on: July 23, 2009, 04:04:05 PM »


portuguese girls are the best. that site says she's only 16.....

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9588 on: July 23, 2009, 07:11:02 PM »


portuguese girls are the best. that site says she's only 16.....

Haha you would like Portuguese girls.  The hot, bald lipped ones are hard to come by though.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9589 on: July 23, 2009, 10:19:50 PM »
dude they're built for one thing, and that's fuckin.

See bro, the T-town portuguese girls are usually pretty rank. they're the ones from the islands and come complete with beards, hairy stomachs, and shit like of that ilk. That's the redneck kinda portagee. You need the one's from the mainland, them's the nice ones. And, seriously, they're European, which makes them even better, period.

But yo on another note, we gotta get up sometime soon when the weather is good. Even if we don't shred, we'll bbq or something.


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9590 on: July 24, 2009, 07:00:45 AM »


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9591 on: July 24, 2009, 12:03:27 PM »
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That guy must be pissed because the tattoo artist really fucked up on his Deathwish logo.
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holy shit. hilarious.
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Rad...his tattoo literally says, "middle." 
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Not Deathwish.

http://www.reddragonapparel.com/

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9592 on: July 24, 2009, 01:10:29 PM »


portuguese girls are the best. that site says she's only 16.....

her tits tell me she's 18+
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9593 on: July 24, 2009, 01:19:00 PM »
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portuguese girls are the best. that site says she's only 16.....
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her tits tell me she's 18+

16 is perfectly legal over here, so i'd have no qualms with putting my cock between those things.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9594 on: July 25, 2009, 03:02:25 AM »
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portuguese girls are the best. that site says she's only 16.....
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her tits tell me she's 18+
I feel like that should be an actual alibi allowed in a judicial system.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9595 on: July 26, 2009, 06:05:35 AM »

This guy was in my class in junior high. He got mad if you just looked at him or said anything to him.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9596 on: July 26, 2009, 09:59:49 AM »

This guy was in my class in junior high. He got mad if you just looked at him or said anything to him.

he got mad because he didnt want you to realize he dyed his hair.


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9597 on: July 26, 2009, 03:54:29 PM »
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This guy was in my class in junior high. He got mad if you just looked at him or said anything to him.
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he got mad because he didnt want you to realize he dyed his hair.


hahaha, he looked like that before he dyed his hair!

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9598 on: July 26, 2009, 09:05:42 PM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #9599 on: July 26, 2009, 09:36:26 PM »
Carlos Jr. totally embarrassed Carlos Sr. on take your kid to work day.  Carlos Jr. insisted on playing a game of "Pee Monster" and promptly wet himself and ran loose all over the police station.