I was at this really huge acreage party once hanging out with my friend and her sister. Both of them are really hot, my friend doesn't have very big boobs, but they are really nice. Point of that is, I always make jokes with her talking about her "giant juggs" even though they're not very big. So like I said I was standing there with the sisters, and they were facing eachother, and I was standing in the middle of them to the side. For some reason they started pushing out their chests and I was like "Holy shit, slow down you big titted sluts", or something like that. They laughed about it and asked me who's boobs were bigger and I told them "Well I can't really tell by looking. I'd have to have a good feel." They just looked at eachother and sort of shrugged and laughed, so I very cautiously reached out and grabbed one of each of their breasts, and squeezed them for a little bit. So there I was, standing between two sisters, feeling up one of each of their tits at the same time.
Definitely not the most perverted thing I've ever done, but for sure one of those moments where you think to yourself "Okay, life's not so bad. I can wait until tomorrow to kill myself."