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Skating On Acid...
« on: March 12, 2009, 11:27:52 PM »
Okay, so...yesterday, these kids were trippin on acid at our local skatepark.  I'd tell you their names, but they might not appreciate that, so I won't.  Anywho, one of em seemed like a druggy, so he was doin aight, but the other one was one a those kids who's probably never touched a cigarrett in his life.  This kid was wearing kakki jeanshorts, the corniest polo I've ever seen, and some a those Wal-Mart skate shoes that Bucky Lasek rides for...or owns, I can't remember.  Anywho, my point is that his mom probably buys all his gear at Mervins or Jc Penny's.  He wasn't the type of kid you'd expect to be a ripper cause nowadays if somebody rips, they're probably wearing brown cords and a flannel with some sort of French hat.  But yada, the dorky kid started looking straight into the sky and he started pointing towards the moon with his fingers stretched as far as they could go towards it.  After about 3 minutes, his friend noticed and walked over to see if he was aight and the dorky kid started convulsing pretty violently.  He fell over and rolled on the ground foaming at the mouth for nearly five minutes straight.  Some kids approached their fallen commrad and asked him some questions such as "Hey nigga...you still alive?"  To this he simply replied "ughhhhhhh....." followed by more white foam.  A few kids tried to call the cops to get an ambulance, but the experienced druggy kid refused to let them saying, "He'll be aight dude! Don't call the cops 'else Im bouta get busted!"  Finally, a concerned skate-mom approached the scene and started freaking out.  She called the cops.  It took the ambulance a good 15 minutes or so to get to the park, during which time, some punk-ass motha brothas decided to take turns ollie'n over the kid while he's having a seizure, screaming inbetween long-severe chokes.  When the ambulance showed up, things turned from bad to worse.  The kid on the ground heard the sirens and saw the lights and figured he was about to get arrested so he jumped on his board and started skating.  He was pushing like he just swallowed a whole bunch of steroids, like crazy outa control fast.  The paramedics chased after him on foot until he reached the end of the parking lot and made it onto the median with 5:00 traffic blocking the street.  At this point, the whole park full of kids were watching the incident from the sidewalk, trying to get the kid to come back.  Just when the paramedics got an opening in the street, they heard a sound that made them stop dead in their tracks.  It was their ambulance's siren.  Apparently, the other druggy decided to take the ambulance for a joyride.  He made it about 15 feet and plowed into some bleachers.(luckily there was nobody sitting on em).  While this happened, the paramedics captured the other kid.  Shortly after, he went into another seizure and eventually into a coma.  He died at the hospital last night from suffocation.  He somehow just suffocated while in a coma.  So....don't do acid kids, it kills people.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 11:30:22 PM »
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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 11:38:29 PM »
what are we supposed to say to that?

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 11:41:18 PM »
way tooo long to read

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 01:56:52 AM »
way tooo long to read

yay bro
waddup
chillin
son
yoyo
dog
booya

and
etc..

is it ok for you?
Dont read the whole thing straight, you gonna get a headache.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 09:10:05 AM »
Damn wtf!

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 10:35:23 AM »
acid doesnt do that shit to you... epilepsy does tho...
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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 11:22:16 AM »

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 02:28:20 PM »
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way tooo long to read
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yay bro
waddup
chillin
son
yoyo
dog
booya

and
etc..

is it ok for you?
Dont read the whole thing straight, you gonna get a headache.

ur signature and picture is (are?)  delicious.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 05:14:23 PM »
acid doesnt do that shit to you... epilepsy does tho...

Still, I wouldnt really recommend skating on acid.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 11:49:14 AM »
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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2009, 12:26:52 PM »
Okay, so...yesterday, these kids were trippin on acid at our local skatepark.  I'd tell you their names, but they might not appreciate that, so I won't. 

the dead kid would definately not appreciate that

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 01:15:24 PM »
i just keep starring at the knife songs avatar

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2009, 08:15:48 PM »
 so I just wasted the last 10-20 minutes of my day, so Ill make sure to never read your posts again.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2009, 08:32:08 PM »
when someone mentions skating on acid


sean young bombing hills switch in the rain comes to mind.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2009, 08:32:36 PM »
so I just wasted the last 10-20 minutes of my day, so Ill make sure to never read your posts again.

HAHAHA it took you 10-20 minutes to read that, and you're mad at him? You should be mad at yourself.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2009, 08:34:36 PM »
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so I just wasted the last 10-20 minutes of my day, so Ill make sure to never read your posts again.
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HAHAHA it took you 10-20 minutes to read that, and you're mad at him? You should be mad at yourself.
i was thinking the same thing, what a fuckin person

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 05:31:19 AM »
Can I get the I have my own life to live version? Or is not worth it?
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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 02:55:04 PM »
Yeah because i deffinently timed how long it took me to read it..I said 10-20minutes because thats about how long i spent looking at the entire thread..I dont know why your hatin, you dont even know me.

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Re: Skating On Acid...
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 03:15:34 PM »
i just keep starring at the knife songs avatar
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