Everyone's favorite skater should be able to do a flip trick once in every 5 or 6 tries at best. Focus almost exclusively on unique tricks that were established in 1990, but run against the grain of whats considered 'good' because he loathes the robotic progressive stain on skateboarding. He also must spend more time drinking PBR at noon and going to the latest avant garde / speedcore mash up venue at night, than he actually skateboards. Maybe a 50-50 ad once every 6 months.