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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1830 on: December 14, 2019, 07:39:02 AM »
When dudes or family verbally claim alpha a status but they continue to be inattentive, aggressive and ignorant. Both my grandpa and uncle say it and drop the ball heavy

Type of dudes that judge on eating fries with no ketchup or splitting oreos down the middle


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1831 on: December 14, 2019, 03:11:51 PM »
They actually scoff at people that do those things
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1832 on: December 14, 2019, 03:40:26 PM »
lol to care that much about pointless things like a dude not putting ketchup on french fries

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1833 on: December 14, 2019, 05:11:02 PM »
lol to care that much about pointless things like a dude not putting ketchup on french fries
How about people you get bent when you put toilet paper roll on backwards ? People used to post that crap on ig . Iím to busy to let that petty shit bother me . 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1834 on: December 15, 2019, 08:10:23 AM »
Ketchup is garbage, and french fries are good. I don't see the problem.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1835 on: December 15, 2019, 08:44:29 PM »
when fuckin chance buys a ping pong table and no one wants to fucking play shits so crummy

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1836 on: December 16, 2019, 09:09:39 PM »
Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.

I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there werenít many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but Iíll give him the benefit of the doubt and didnít say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating  me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isnít with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20ís comes over and says ďdo you guys do jumps?Ē In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasnít trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about ďdoing the railsĒ when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Donít come talk me. I donít know you, and I donít care if youíve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, donít be a jackass.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1837 on: December 16, 2019, 11:27:31 PM »
I finally understand what women have dealt with for years....people always wanting to talk to them.  It has just been egotistical males...but in 2019....everyone wants to smile at you....

I'm always wondering.....'do I look famous?'  'Don't you have shit to do?'  'It's just a fucking elevator!'

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1838 on: December 18, 2019, 09:43:30 AM »
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
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I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there werenít many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but Iíll give him the benefit of the doubt and didnít say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating  me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isnít with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20ís comes over and says ďdo you guys do jumps?Ē In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasnít trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about ďdoing the railsĒ when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Donít come talk me. I donít know you, and I donít care if youíve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, donít be a jackass.

Kid seemed fine, sad his friendliness was met with someone older cool guying him.  If you're also 10-12 I apologize because that's acceptable
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1839 on: December 24, 2019, 07:48:56 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1840 on: December 24, 2019, 10:59:21 AM »
Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and itís annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.

Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, Iím wearing Leviís high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because Iím wearing vans old schools.

They didnít notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.

Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. Iíve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. Itís Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1841 on: December 24, 2019, 11:50:21 AM »
What the fuck is up with  people being wet blankets?! SERIOUSLY these wimpy victim mentality type of idiots can go get fucked.

If you are at the local and all you have to say is how cool you are or how equally pathetic your bragging and name dropping it's frankly pathetic.

I know you guys think I'm a goon I get it.... I didn't know 3 out of 10 Floridians have this why is me excuses?!
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1842 on: December 24, 2019, 12:29:02 PM »
Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and itís annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.

Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, Iím wearing Leviís high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because Iím wearing vans old schools.

They didnít notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.

Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. Iíve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. Itís Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.

ah fuck that guy and all of those people.

I have a similar woman at my work, its cool for her and her pals to wear their cross fit shoes to work. but the white stripe around my skate shoes are a reportable violation? fuck off.

jobsworth assholes make the world a shittier place, Jokes on her though cos I just got promoted, now im her supervisor haha

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1843 on: December 24, 2019, 01:18:56 PM »
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Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and itís annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.

Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, Iím wearing Leviís high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because Iím wearing vans old schools.

They didnít notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.

Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. Iíve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. Itís Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.
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ah fuck that guy and all of those people.

I have a similar woman at my work, its cool for her and her pals to wear their cross fit shoes to work. but the white stripe around my skate shoes are a reportable violation? fuck off.

jobsworth assholes make the world a shittier place, Jokes on her though cos I just got promoted, now im her supervisor haha
You are so right about the white stripe. So I found super casual dress shoes with a white stripe that look almost like skate shoes.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1844 on: December 24, 2019, 02:23:26 PM »
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Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and itís annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.

Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, Iím wearing Leviís high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because Iím wearing vans old schools.

They didnít notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.

Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. Iíve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. Itís Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.
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ah fuck that guy and all of those people.

I have a similar woman at my work, its cool for her and her pals to wear their cross fit shoes to work. but the white stripe around my skate shoes are a reportable violation? fuck off.

jobsworth assholes make the world a shittier place, Jokes on her though cos I just got promoted, now im her supervisor haha
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You are so right about the white stripe. So I found super casual dress shoes with a white stripe that look almost like skate shoes.

haha thats awesome! wold gnar you if I could

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1845 on: December 24, 2019, 10:10:18 PM »
people that like my texts

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1846 on: December 26, 2019, 10:02:04 AM »
people that like my texts

Ah, the soft ghost
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1847 on: January 04, 2020, 02:20:21 AM »
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
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I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there werenít many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but Iíll give him the benefit of the doubt and didnít say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating  me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isnít with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20ís comes over and says ďdo you guys do jumps?Ē In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasnít trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about ďdoing the railsĒ when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Donít come talk me. I donít know you, and I donít care if youíve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, donít be a jackass.

Wow you sound like the biggest kook ever

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1848 on: January 04, 2020, 09:09:46 AM »
The one person that has to ham it up by adding ďand many morrrrrre!Ē to the end at the end of the birthday song. 


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1849 on: January 04, 2020, 11:21:12 AM »
can we just stop with that song now

im the guy that doesnít sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1850 on: January 04, 2020, 12:14:05 PM »
people who get upset when you didnít partake in plans you never agreed to in the first place


fuck out of here with that shit

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1851 on: January 04, 2020, 06:28:02 PM »
can we just stop with that song now

im the guy that doesnít sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu

I sing for nobody. I don't even sing in my car by myself.

Also, anyone who says some lame shit like "happy day of birth" instead of just "happy birthday" can go to hell.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1852 on: January 04, 2020, 06:31:18 PM »
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can we just stop with that song now

im the guy that doesnít sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu
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I sing for nobody. I don't even sing in my car by myself.

Also, anyone who says some lame shit like "happy day of birth" instead of just "happy birthday" can go to hell.

say i sware to god i donít rap along when im alone then

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1853 on: January 04, 2020, 07:04:24 PM »
I do but only the one word

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1854 on: January 05, 2020, 06:08:00 PM »
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can we just stop with that song now

im the guy that doesnít sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu
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I sing for nobody. I don't even sing in my car by myself.

Also, anyone who says some lame shit like "happy day of birth" instead of just "happy birthday" can go to hell.
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say i sware to god i donít rap along when im alone then

I used to. Back when I was a pizza delivery guy from like age 19-22, I definitely rapped along like it was my own song. That was back when I thought I was cool but I've learned better. I know all the words to all the best Master P hits, but I'm a white kid who grew up on a cul-de-sac. It's better if I keep my mouth shut.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1855 on: January 05, 2020, 07:17:41 PM »
Snitching

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1856 on: January 20, 2020, 05:35:35 PM »
i donít like the confidence people get wearing workout clothes . hands on the hips type stuff

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1857 on: January 21, 2020, 06:02:24 AM »
People who take every thing they do seriously. Like loosen up a bit.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1858 on: January 21, 2020, 02:30:53 PM »
Cops.

I haven't been fucked with in this town since like 2007.

Well im fucking 41 and im going back to war.

Skating in the streets is LEGAL here. I broke no laws. The person had no right to complain and the cops had to right to stop me.

Im going to skate and film that shit every fucking day.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1859 on: January 21, 2020, 04:20:38 PM »
Cops.

I haven't been fucked with in this town since like 2007.

Well im fucking 41 and im going back to war.

Skating in the streets is LEGAL here. I broke no laws. The person had no right to complain and the cops had to right to stop me.

Im going to skate and film that shit every fucking day.

What about the cops you never meet?  The ones who see you skating, speeding a bit, going through a half red light and figure you're fine and leave you be?  I always trip on that, there's got to cops who fit that description and you'd only see them if someone broke into your house or something.  I wonder.
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