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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1860 on: January 21, 2020, 07:23:46 PM »
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Cops.

I haven't been fucked with in this town since like 2007.

Well im fucking 41 and im going back to war.

Skating in the streets is LEGAL here. I broke no laws. The person had no right to complain and the cops had to right to stop me.

Im going to skate and film that shit every fucking day.
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What about the cops you never meet?  The ones who see you skating, speeding a bit, going through a half red light and figure you're fine and leave you be?  I always trip on that, there's got to cops who fit that description and you'd only see them if someone broke into your house or something.  I wonder.

a fucking cop told his fucking snitch put my 20 yro brother Bryan to sleep with methadone wafers and say i gave them to him xmas 2006. I didn't see him Xmas 06 and i never had a script for wafers.

Fuck all cops.
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1861 on: January 21, 2020, 07:26:41 PM »
The entire fucking system is guilty by association.

Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1862 on: January 22, 2020, 08:07:16 AM »
People who don't text first and then act like no one talks to them. Just happened to me recently my "friend" never texts me first and wonders why I don't talk to him.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1863 on: January 23, 2020, 05:32:35 AM »
Got a new one I thought couldn't even exist:

People who leave their dishcloth in the bottom of the sink. Wet. Like who does that? Well my lovely special lady. How hard is it pick it up and squeeze all the water out and leave it to dry somewhere else???

People who don't text first and then act like no one talks to them. Just happened to me recently my "friend" never texts me first and wonders why I don't talk to him.

Been here too.. And some how it's your fault for not keeping in touch...

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1864 on: January 23, 2020, 06:05:15 AM »
When people wake me to see if im still alive because I sleep with my mouth wide open.

Hello got off dope in 02.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1865 on: January 26, 2020, 12:49:50 PM »
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
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I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there werenít many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but Iíll give him the benefit of the doubt and didnít say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating  me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isnít with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20ís comes over and says ďdo you guys do jumps?Ē In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasnít trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about ďdoing the railsĒ when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Donít come talk me. I donít know you, and I donít care if youíve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, donít be a jackass.
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Wow you sound like the biggest kook ever

Ever? 

Ever?

You're an idiot.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1866 on: January 26, 2020, 07:57:58 PM »
People who try to chat with me at the gym.  I'm not always in a good mood/barely awake.  If I go to a bar or a coffee shop, it's because I am in a decent mood.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1867 on: January 27, 2020, 04:01:55 AM »
people who repy to a text by calling.

people who call if you dont message back right away.

people who call.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1868 on: January 27, 2020, 10:05:08 PM »
people that light lighters with their index finger

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1869 on: January 28, 2020, 05:26:36 AM »
people that light lighters with their index finger
Do people really do that?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1870 on: January 28, 2020, 05:42:18 AM »
When you do a favor for someone and instead of just a simple "thank you" they feel the need to add some kind of "I owe you a _____". Could be a coffee, a beer, lunch, whatever, but whatever it is, they're probably not actually going to come through with it.

If I do someone a favor, it's because I like them, not because I want something in return. I never feel like I'm owed anything. A sincere "thank you" is perfectly acceptable and pretending like you're going to treat someone to something doesn't make the "thank you" any grander of a gesture.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1871 on: January 28, 2020, 06:44:52 AM »
people that say that are usually the ones that feel like they are owed when they do someone else a favor .. jb is also one of my favorite posters because youíre so damn relatable

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1872 on: January 28, 2020, 08:12:58 AM »
Disorganized coworkers and coworkers who say they want more responsibility but won't do the groundwork.

I'm in the middle of planning a massive event. A coworker wanted to learn how to do the work I do, so our boss said, "Anon, support her doing this event and let her be the face of everything". 2 months ago, this seemed like a great idea.

Fast forward to now, 3 weeks away from the event, it's looking like a massive mistake. She has had several breakdowns and said "I can't do this", I've had to pretty much start from scratch to undo everything she's done and now the client is pissed at our entire team. If this were the first time this happened, cool, but it's really starting to wear me down.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1873 on: January 28, 2020, 06:52:00 PM »
people who repy to a text by calling.

people who call if you dont message back right away.

people who call.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1874 on: January 28, 2020, 07:32:29 PM »
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people who repy to a text by calling.

people who call if you dont message back right away.

people who call.
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That's my dad you're talking 'bout there buddy!

My pet peeves are people who don't keep it real at work. The majority of the people at my workplace power trip on the public we work for, and the rest play politics and power trip on each other. Luckily I always get compliments from my customers for not being a prick apparently I have a reputation for being very chill and easy to talk to. The only people I have problems with are the managers because they are actually doing a bunch of shady shit to us and I call it out and get everyone fired up about it. It's kinda cool but then it holds me back a little.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1875 on: January 29, 2020, 12:52:41 AM »
People who dont watch their dogs. I pulled a persons dog off of another dog and their owner because they were too caught up reading a novel. I waited for over 60 seconds for this person but it was escalating rapidly and the dog/owner was backed into a corner. The dog bit me and punctured my hand but thats to be expected since I had to grab it and probably scared the shit out of it.

Just watch your fucking dog at the park, especially when it has a history of aggression. Save the reading and shit for when your at home.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1876 on: January 29, 2020, 02:16:45 AM »
People who always call you ďbossĒ. I know 95% of the time youíre being a patronizing bastard, fuck off





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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1877 on: January 29, 2020, 06:22:18 AM »
people who repy to a text by calling.

people who call if you dont message back right away.

people who call.

I'm guilty of this if time is of the essence. For example if I'm already out/ driving and they want to hang. Saves time to just call them to give them the details of what's going on.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1878 on: January 29, 2020, 07:10:15 AM »
people who repy to a text by calling.

people who call if you dont message back right away.

people who call.

Had a phone with a busted screen for a few months back in high school. Whenever I'd get a text, all I could do was to call back and ask them to repeat what they sent me. This was before smart phones, so calling was a bit more acceptable, but still pissed people off haha ;D

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1879 on: January 29, 2020, 07:59:48 AM »
stop driving around with your high beams on because you're too cheap to fix that burned out low beam, fuckin fuckers

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1880 on: January 29, 2020, 08:12:21 AM »
stop driving around with your high beams on because you're too cheap to fix that burned out low beam, fuckin fuckers

I was going to post about this a couple of times but opted not to because I feel like all I do is complain about things related to driving, but this is so annoying. On par with people who drive around with their high beams on in broad daylight; do they not take a second to look at their dash before they start driving around?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1881 on: January 29, 2020, 04:05:54 PM »
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people who repy to a text by calling.

people who call if you dont message back right away.

people who call.
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I'm guilty of this if time is of the essence. For example if I'm already out/ driving and they want to hang. Saves time to just call them to give them the details of what's going on.

Please dont fuck around with your phone while driving.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1882 on: January 30, 2020, 08:19:43 AM »
People who act super smart but can't even get the facts right.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1883 on: January 31, 2020, 07:03:14 AM »
people who cut you off while you're talking. especially at work and they immediately respond with "so that's what i was saying.." and keep talking

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1884 on: January 31, 2020, 11:22:31 AM »
People who always call you ďbossĒ. I know 95% of the time youíre being a patronizing bastard, fuck off
Dude I hate that. Me and my girlfriend always laugh if someone says that. It's goofy as hell.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1885 on: January 31, 2020, 11:39:47 AM »
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People who always call you ďbossĒ. I know 95% of the time youíre being a patronizing bastard, fuck off
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Dude I hate that. Me and my girlfriend always laugh if someone says that. It's goofy as hell.
so condescending. Such bullshit

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1886 on: January 31, 2020, 02:55:22 PM »
People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. Iím in San Diego so thereís a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if itís after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.

Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1887 on: January 31, 2020, 03:29:57 PM »
I've lost a bunch of weight recently, It's neat when my family compliments me on my progress whenever we meet up, but now that it's become how they always greet me at meet ups it has gotten repetitive and a bit annoying.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1888 on: January 31, 2020, 03:37:01 PM »
People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. Iím in San Diego so thereís a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if itís after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.

Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
Thank you for being the arbiter of what people are allowed to enjoy or not enjoy with their own mouths.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1889 on: February 01, 2020, 02:00:44 AM »
People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. Iím in San Diego so thereís a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if itís after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.

Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.

you sound young. i didnt like beer when i was 13 either.
Scotch is a drink you dont appreciate till your pallette is a lot older  (or at least it is in my experience)

stick with jack n coke's till your bush fully develops son, youll be alright