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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1920 on: March 02, 2020, 06:04:32 AM »
People who use the clown emoji in an argument. Like that doesn't justify your post or argument, it just makes you look like you can't think of a decent answer.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1921 on: March 02, 2020, 05:16:21 PM »


Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1922 on: March 03, 2020, 12:52:28 AM »


Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.

I agree. I hate this lame post-Tim & Eric lite humor that pervades a lot of ads these days. It wants to be subversive so bad but itís just corny. I know youíre just trying to sell me shit like everyone else, your quirkiness doesnít make it cute or relatable

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1923 on: March 03, 2020, 03:34:45 AM »
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Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.
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I agree. I hate this lame post-Tim & Eric lite humor that pervades a lot of ads these days. It wants to be subversive so bad but itís just corny. I know youíre just trying to sell me shit like everyone else, your quirkiness doesnít make it cute or relatable
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1924 on: March 03, 2020, 08:01:57 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1925 on: March 03, 2020, 10:38:11 AM »
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Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.
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I agree. I hate this lame post-Tim & Eric lite humor that pervades a lot of ads these days. It wants to be subversive so bad but itís just corny. I know youíre just trying to sell me shit like everyone else, your quirkiness doesnít make it cute or relatable
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1926 on: March 03, 2020, 11:10:59 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1927 on: March 03, 2020, 03:22:16 PM »
I hate when people wear jerseys to sporting events for teams that are not playing in said sporting event. Ex. wearing a Ravens jersey to a 49ers v. Packers game.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1928 on: March 05, 2020, 07:13:16 AM »
Over the shoulder reading or observation, nothing drives me batshit and in to instant rage then someone watching over your shoulder and making comments.

I guess it's the time in prison that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, If ever in a situation I state very clearly stand beside me and lean in if you're that curious but not behind my back!

 It reminds me of walking behind some frat bro or Chad and instead of gently guiding someone by their waist or shoulders it's met with hand over the back of the neck?! which also makes me irritated beyond believe, do you like being submissive or told where to go?
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1929 on: March 08, 2020, 11:39:25 AM »
People who act like their the only one with problems.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1930 on: March 08, 2020, 11:51:09 AM »
I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says ďI noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?Ē

In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1931 on: March 08, 2020, 04:53:30 PM »
I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says ďI noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?Ē

In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.
Depending on how close you were with your coworker Iíd give a silent up and down look of disappointment mind your business.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1932 on: March 08, 2020, 05:21:04 PM »
I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says ďI noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?Ē

In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.

Damn, even my office mate who I'm very close to and have been in the same office with for three years doesn't pull this on me. Sucks. Hope you're able to teach her some personal space/boundaries.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1933 on: March 08, 2020, 09:08:42 PM »
We're not close at all. A lot of issues I (my entire team) has with her is being extremely insecure and it affecting the entire team.

Typically all of these weird interactions take place in person while traveling together for work. The good news is COVID-19 is my ticket to staying on the west coast and hers to stay on the east for the time being.

PS: Thanks Pals. I can't talk to my coworkers about this and my wife is Puerto Rican so her response is "OH REALLLYYY?????"


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1934 on: March 10, 2020, 11:37:20 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1935 on: March 10, 2020, 11:41:34 AM »
When I'm taking a shit and the shit hits the water so hard that splash back water hits my ass.

When I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and the automatic flusher goes off while I'm still shitting, resulting in a violent water cycle in the toilet and toilet water hitting my ass.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1936 on: March 10, 2020, 02:00:08 PM »
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I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says ďI noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?Ē

In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.
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Damn, even my office mate who I'm very close to and have been in the same office with for three years doesn't pull this on me. Sucks. Hope you're able to teach her some personal space/boundaries.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1937 on: March 10, 2020, 02:22:58 PM »
When I'm taking a shit and the shit hits the water so hard that splash back water hits my ass.

When I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and the automatic flusher goes off while I'm still shitting, resulting in a violent water cycle in the toilet and toilet water hitting my ass.

Fully agree and auto flush toilets are straight garbage.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1938 on: March 10, 2020, 10:32:57 PM »
Maybe I abp'd this but I hate when you get in shit for not acknowledging someone's apology for something dumb....

Like I was walking down the sidewalk and some dude on his phone runs into me. Idiot move, but I kinda don't care and just keep walking.....

'I SAID I was sorry!'

The other one is when people open the door or keep trying to let you go first unnecessarily....like you're 6 strides behind someone and they are holding the door for you.....waiting......waiting...

Thanks...I thought chivalry was dead.....


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1939 on: March 10, 2020, 10:42:26 PM »
The sound of people whispering. Canít stand the horrible sound of it. And most of the time when people do the volume isnít any lower than just talking softly, so whatís the fucking point

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1940 on: March 11, 2020, 06:06:38 AM »
The sound of people whispering. Canít stand the horrible sound of it. And most of the time when people do the volume isnít any lower than just talking softly, so whatís the fucking point

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1941 on: March 11, 2020, 11:33:42 AM »
^ Dude ASMR is torture to me, people whispering, drinking/chewing loudly, any unnecessary noises with their mouth. Now keep in mind Iím a reasonable person so I donít flip out on people just because I have a problem though.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1942 on: March 11, 2020, 12:31:23 PM »
Maybe I abp'd this but I hate when you get in shit for not acknowledging someone's apology for something dumb....

Like I was walking down the sidewalk and some dude on his phone runs into me. Idiot move, but I kinda don't care and just keep walking.....

'I SAID I was sorry!'

The other one is when people open the door or keep trying to let you go first unnecessarily....like you're 6 strides behind someone and they are holding the door for you.....waiting......waiting...

Thanks...I thought chivalry was dead.....

There's an episode of Curb where LD discusses how far away someone has to be to not hold the door for them. I think about it almost every day when I walk into work and someone is too far behind me to hold the door for them haha.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1943 on: March 12, 2020, 01:03:33 PM »
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Maybe I abp'd this but I hate when you get in shit for not acknowledging someone's apology for something dumb....

Like I was walking down the sidewalk and some dude on his phone runs into me. Idiot move, but I kinda don't care and just keep walking.....

'I SAID I was sorry!'

The other one is when people open the door or keep trying to let you go first unnecessarily....like you're 6 strides behind someone and they are holding the door for you.....waiting......waiting...

Thanks...I thought chivalry was dead.....
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There's an episode of Curb where LD discusses how far away someone has to be to not hold the door for them. I think about it almost every day when I walk into work and someone is too far behind me to hold the door for them haha.
Youíre right behind them or two steps behind them go for it, anymore Iím not going to hold it open I could give a fuck less with this whole coronavirus Iím actively avoiding touching shit anyone else has touched. Open the door? Iím swerving to enter and possibly holding it open with my foot or my ass, no more no less.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1944 on: March 18, 2020, 05:34:30 PM »
Dudes wearing flexfits with their ears tucked in.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1945 on: March 19, 2020, 06:15:45 AM »
Dudes wearing flexfits with their ears tucked in.
Holy Shit this..... I want to flick their ears so bad!!!!
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1946 on: March 19, 2020, 06:58:51 AM »
People still repeating wash your hands in any form.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1947 on: March 19, 2020, 01:33:06 PM »
Sweaty pits
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1948 on: March 19, 2020, 04:36:39 PM »
Over the shoulder reading or observation, nothing drives me batshit and in to instant rage then someone watching over your shoulder and making comments.

I guess it's the time in prison that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, If ever in a situation I state very clearly stand beside me and lean in if you're that curious but not behind my back!

 It reminds me of walking behind some frat bro or Chad and instead of gently guiding someone by their waist or shoulders it's met with hand over the back of the neck?! which also makes me irritated beyond believe, do you like being submissive or told where to go?


I'm the same way after prison. Never had anything terrible happen to me but I was in several fights in there before going upstate. I am very blunt now about contact/proximity and how I don't like it. Another thing that changed from prison is fighting. I'm either going to walk up and immediately fight someone if I have an issue or I'm walking away from it completely. Posturing has gone completely out the door and if someone puffs out there chest and pushes me I just react now. Before it was this, oh hit me or I'll hit you but there will be shit talking or whatever. I actually loved that aspect of state prison too. Hyper violent where I was at times but fuck is it nice to not have some cunt talk shit and posture for minutes or days until either person works themselves up. I like that a lot. I guess then, at least in regards to fighting, posturing is a huge pet peeve of mine. I used to be such a little cunty shit talker until I got into real prison fights and I hate shit talking now. I'd honestly rather have someone sneak me.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1949 on: March 21, 2020, 07:09:46 AM »
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Over the shoulder reading or observation, nothing drives me batshit and in to instant rage then someone watching over your shoulder and making comments.

I guess it's the time in prison that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, If ever in a situation I state very clearly stand beside me and lean in if you're that curious but not behind my back!

 It reminds me of walking behind some frat bro or Chad and instead of gently guiding someone by their waist or shoulders it's met with hand over the back of the neck?! which also makes me irritated beyond believe, do you like being submissive or told where to go?
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I'm the same way after prison. Never had anything terrible happen to me but I was in several fights in there before going upstate. I am very blunt now about contact/proximity and how I don't like it. Another thing that changed from prison is fighting. I'm either going to walk up and immediately fight someone if I have an issue or I'm walking away from it completely. Posturing has gone completely out the door and if someone puffs out there chest and pushes me I just react now. Before it was this, oh hit me or I'll hit you but there will be shit talking or whatever. I actually loved that aspect of state prison too. Hyper violent where I was at times but fuck is it nice to not have some cunt talk shit and posture for minutes or days until either person works themselves up. I like that a lot. I guess then, at least in regards to fighting, posturing is a huge pet peeve of mine. I used to be such a little cunty shit talker until I got into real prison fights and I hate shit talking now. I'd honestly rather have someone sneak me.
Posturing is such bs I hate it so much, anytime I go to the corner store and see a bunch of goons outside talking shit acting hard. no dude I'm not buying shit from you. (you must think I'm a sucker) I don't want your garbage and secondly just cause you hate whitey I'm not a punk and won't be intimidated by anyone just because of their looks.
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