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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #990 on: January 10, 2018, 02:22:24 PM »
someone sounds saucy
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #991 on: January 10, 2018, 02:33:49 PM »
i could be a bit salty

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #992 on: January 10, 2018, 09:41:00 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #993 on: January 11, 2018, 04:33:08 AM »
^
Marinate on that for a bit.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #994 on: January 11, 2018, 05:35:12 AM »
When someone's bag/backpack straps are twisted. I wish it was okay for me to go up to people on the street and fix them.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #995 on: January 11, 2018, 11:49:50 AM »
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I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports

Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying
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if a Dad yells at the TV sports and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?

I sometimes give my TV the finger.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #996 on: January 11, 2018, 12:57:10 PM »
When someone's bag/backpack straps are twisted. I wish it was okay for me to go up to people on the street and fix them.

bothers me when someone holds their backpack straps
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #997 on: January 11, 2018, 01:00:16 PM »
Tell them to untwist their straps. Say it like you're letting them know their fly is down. They'll fix them. And if they don't who gives a shit. You can say whatever you want to strangers you're ever going to see them again.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #998 on: January 11, 2018, 06:14:44 PM »
when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #999 on: January 18, 2018, 02:05:21 PM »
Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1000 on: January 19, 2018, 11:02:02 AM »
shared parts when they’re the same stance
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1001 on: January 19, 2018, 11:18:00 AM »
Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.

add chief, boss and cousin to that list.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1002 on: January 19, 2018, 12:19:33 PM »
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Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.
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add chief, boss and cousin to that list.

Can we add “big guy” to that list for our more AA shaped slappers

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1003 on: January 19, 2018, 12:24:44 PM »
Most of my pet peeves have to do with the overuse of pop language. "Epic," someone calling me "my dude," "bruh," fucking can't stand those three in particular. Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.

For some reason ripping cardboard makes me cringe. The dryness of it...I don't know what it is but it drives me crazy.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1004 on: January 19, 2018, 12:27:42 PM »
i hate cardboard too
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1005 on: January 19, 2018, 01:21:38 PM »
makes me mental seeing this shit on peoples cars..fuckin' kick it off already

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1006 on: January 20, 2018, 07:18:10 AM »
when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume

on the flip side, people who DONT wear any deoderant/ cologne
I beleive it should be a legal obligation to hose down smelly bastards in the street. no excuse to stink, its fuckin vile

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1007 on: January 20, 2018, 07:27:59 AM »
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when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume
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on the flip side, people who DONT wear any deoderant/ cologne
I beleive it should be a legal obligation to hose down smelly bastards in the street. no excuse to stink, its fuckin vile
i like my smell. it's fuckin natural.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1008 on: January 20, 2018, 07:56:09 AM »
I can't stand perfume/cologne too, it fucks my senses
#teamnatural

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1009 on: January 20, 2018, 08:22:58 AM »
The musky ones are horrible, I hate those people. But the fresh watery smelling ones are good. I fuck with chrome.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1010 on: January 20, 2018, 08:46:10 AM »
Deodorant is completely different than cologne. If you work out, get sweaty, or are around people all day, use some. The people at my gym who don’t use any get all offended, when I retch due to their stench...like what the fuck did you expect when you smell worse than a urine-soaked bum? If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1011 on: January 20, 2018, 08:50:52 AM »
alum crystal is the key, and if you still stink, take a shower !

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1012 on: January 20, 2018, 10:42:32 AM »
Pigeon gets it!

smelling natural is not the same as smelling like you having washed in a month, so many smelly fuckers at my local park i cant stand it.
obvioulsy people go overboard on cologne too.. but ill take an obnoxious waft of Paco Robanne over a putrid armpit and the fusty musk of fortnight old jeans every time
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1013 on: January 20, 2018, 10:53:12 AM »
If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
Is that the cutoff?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1014 on: January 20, 2018, 04:04:33 PM »
Most of my pet peeves have to do with the overuse of pop language. "Epic," someone calling me "my dude," "bruh," fucking can't stand those three in particular. Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.

For some reason ripping cardboard makes me cringe. The dryness of it...I don't know what it is but it drives me crazy.

The guy I started seeing says "I can't even" and I had to pause for a minute trying to think of a polite way to ask him not to say that, but of course I realized that there isn't one and I'm going to have to struggle to look past it.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the dryness of cardboard really unpleasant. I've felt that way since I was a child and was wondering if it was part of my autism.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1015 on: January 20, 2018, 05:14:07 PM »
I'm a big fan of cardboard. I like to drink beer and burn it in my backyard.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1016 on: January 21, 2018, 10:07:14 AM »
I'm a big fan of cardboard. I like to drink beer and burn it in my backyard.

It kind of sounds like you really hate cardboard

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1017 on: January 21, 2018, 10:09:22 AM »
Cardboard is recyclable.

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Anytime I have a conversation about writing anything in Ruby, some dipshit always interupts with, “Oh, Ruby on Rails! Yes. Yes.”
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1018 on: January 21, 2018, 04:41:20 PM »
Don't like at work or anywhere close quarters when some dipshit tells a shitty joke or story. Then a minute later turns around and says the same exact thing word for word to some one else, then tells some other human being within earshot the same thing, then turns again to tell me like I didn't hear it the first four time in the past 10 minutes.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1019 on: January 21, 2018, 05:34:27 PM »
Deodorant is completely different than cologne. If you work out, get sweaty, or are around people all day, use some. The people at my gym who don’t use any get all offended, when I retch due to their stench...like what the fuck did you expect when you smell worse than a urine-soaked bum? If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
I think the middle ground for this argument should be unscented deodorant which is what I use. Yes, smelling like a bum is terrible but some people (my wife) have multiple chemical sensitivity and can't handle being anywhere near a synthetic fragrance (or most natural fragrances to be honest). I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.
Perfume/ cologne is VILE and almost as bad as 2nd hadn't smoke imho.

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year