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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1080 on: June 07, 2018, 06:58:26 PM »
cigarette smoke is worse than exhaust smoke imho.
If I'm out on the road driving or walking near a road I kind of expect it, but stinky smokers just pop up randomly and pollute everything around them. I'd respect smokers 100% if they would wear a bubble on their head where the smoke could ONLY affect them and them only. Unfortunately they are (mostly) selfish cunts who can't extend any sort of consideration to anyone around them. Bonus cunt points for littering, causing environmental destruction and consuming something they 100% don't need.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1081 on: June 15, 2018, 01:23:59 PM »
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1082 on: June 15, 2018, 02:08:07 PM »
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
This is the main reason I stopped gpoing to shows in the first place assholes who try to swing if their drink gets spilled, Fuck off your fault I've had to take down a douche bag or two because of shit like this.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1083 on: June 15, 2018, 02:08:55 PM »
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
You should totally egg him on to start some shit then dip when it goes down. Fuck him, he ain't really your friend if he's doing that.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1084 on: June 15, 2018, 02:52:51 PM »
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Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
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You should totally egg him on to start some shit then dip when it goes down. Fuck him, he ain't really your friend if he's doing that.
That would definitely teach him a lesson, dudes a shitty drinker

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1085 on: June 15, 2018, 04:55:33 PM »
I had a friend who would do that but at skate parks. Mindlessly getting in peoples ways then dogging the first person to speak up about it. It was awful having to get in the same car as him after the session and hearing all about it on the car ride home.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1086 on: June 15, 2018, 06:32:38 PM »
It only takes one asshole to ruin a show that way. Last one I was at there was some dickhead smashing though the crowd like a bull through Barcelona. The more people shoved him and slammed him back, the harder he went. I don't think ruining a show for everyone with a fight is cool, but I wish that dude would've gotten laid out by someone.

There was another one recently where this dude was taking bumps of Coke the whole time and he was just a fucking mess. Never got violent with anyone but just way too obvious and had no respect for anyone else's space.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1087 on: June 16, 2018, 05:05:29 AM »
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
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oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1088 on: June 16, 2018, 05:15:32 AM »
why would that bother you? you hang out with sharktits regularly
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1089 on: June 16, 2018, 05:19:05 AM »
Folks claiming they "have never looked at Slap" but talking shit on it. Never looked at it huh? Then why bring it up?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1090 on: June 16, 2018, 06:16:30 AM »
why would that bother you? you hang out with sharktits regularly
I smell what you're cooking lol, but Mike doesn't smoke ha.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1091 on: June 16, 2018, 09:34:45 AM »
People who think we want to smoke. I can quit any drug but not ciggawet. Not even the nicotine, Its how it makes your throat feel.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1092 on: June 16, 2018, 12:15:58 PM »
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
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oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
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Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1093 on: June 17, 2018, 06:24:24 PM »
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
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oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
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Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.
you're a calmer human than me if you didn't lose your shit at her

Folks claiming they "have never looked at Slap" but talking shit on it. Never looked at it huh? Then why bring it up?
nice one SJ. Yeah, "I never read it" is the biggest copout ever and is also flat out admitting to the fact that you *do* actually read it, otherwise why on earth would be able to refer to it as a cancer on skateboarding? Why does it need to be censored? How do you even know bro?
Anyway, I'm repeating myself but those dudes have a total of 3 braincells between them.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1094 on: June 18, 2018, 12:55:09 PM »
kinda on the side of pet peeves or slight annoyances
unwashed dishes after cooking for others
laziness in general you see something on the floor throw it away
video game raging it's like an extreme version of porn no one wants to hear your killstreak much like I don't want to hear someone grunting or talking during a scene in POV in a porn scene just nope fuck off!
smoking cigs in general it's gross amazed how I used to smoke that much,
walkers through a sk8park there's a sidewalk for a reason and I will run you over if not watched, use it dumbass!
shitty dog owners whom never heard of leases, I am an animal owner and use my methods quite emphatically and have clipped a few dog owners ankles with a runaway board.
Story stealers it's lame and you know who you are........
Oogles in general, if you need an explanation you can see em all around the west coast mainly hippies and ICP fans who runaway because it's cool.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1095 on: June 18, 2018, 03:54:36 PM »
Saw this in Greg Hunt's new book..



Pretty strong pet peeve when dudes sit like this. Why? To look Cool? Fuck that.. It's super uncomfortable and your strangling your own ball sack.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1096 on: June 18, 2018, 04:06:37 PM »
strangling your own sack is both exhilarating and pretentious

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1097 on: June 18, 2018, 06:44:07 PM »
My irritation has been building.  Target (Walmart, grocery store, all guilty) open up some fucking registers.  I know you dickheads are just training us to get used to checking out our own purchases.  Well fuck you.  The last several times I have shopped a maximum of two registers have been open.  Usually with the slowest employees they have.  No matter how busy, no more than two.  I do not want to use the self check out machines.  If I wanted to ring shit up, I'd have stayed in retail.  If I have alcohol, I have to wait on you jerkoffs to finally wander over anyway and card me, in no way do I look 20.  Produce?   Rarely does something not ring up wrong.  Bring your own bags, well the scale is going to freak out on you first, so get ready for that.   
Just getting us used to it so they can hire less people.  I'm starting to think they are frustrating me on purpose so that I'll just order everything online and have it delivered.   Now offering two hour delivery on groceries.  I think that may be their long term strategy.  Fuck a store and all these employees, all we need is some stock folks and delivery drivers. 

Well sometimes I like to walk around the Target.  Stretch my legs, see whats new.  Peep all the mom butts. 



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1098 on: June 18, 2018, 07:06:33 PM »
My irritation has been building.  Target (Walmart, grocery store, all guilty) open up some fucking registers.  I know you dickheads are just training us to get used to checking out our own purchases.  Well fuck you.  The last several times I have shopped a maximum of two registers have been open.  Usually with the slowest employees they have.  No matter how busy, no more than two.  I do not want to use the self check out machines.  If I wanted to ring shit up, I'd have stayed in retail.  If I have alcohol, I have to wait on you jerkoffs to finally wander over anyway and card me, in no way do I look 20.  Produce?   Rarely does something not ring up wrong.  Bring your own bags, well the scale is going to freak out on you first, so get ready for that.   
Just getting us used to it so they can hire less people.  I'm starting to think they are frustrating me on purpose so that I'll just order everything online and have it delivered.   Now offering two hour delivery on groceries.  I think that may be their long term strategy.  Fuck a store and all these employees, all we need is some stock folks and delivery drivers. 

Well sometimes I like to walk around the Target.  Stretch my legs, see whats new.  Peep all the mom butts.

I’m definitely backing this fuck the stores like this self checkout to add to the fact if I’m choosing to spend hard earned money on your fucking store bag my shit too. Oh you want to help them out nope how many people spend close to $200 to $150 for those in their household you rob us of our money and we’re supposed to be grateful for you fucking us out of money?! Nope not happening bag my shit and if something fucks up it’s not my fault you cocksuckers are at fault want it double bagged too.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1099 on: June 18, 2018, 07:09:08 PM »
A/don't go to corporate chains but if you do
B/ steal, don't ring up everything and call it 'employee discount' 
C/ if they have enough employees to detain you, just smile and brandish some mentos and it'll all be forgiven.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1100 on: June 18, 2018, 07:14:19 PM »
Thieving from corporate stores is best late at night at self checkout spots. If no ones around simply pay for a few things and walk out done it many times at Walmart. Like I said late night around 3am if you want to buy beer take the upc barcode from a soda case or a water swipe it as you normally would that $22 case of beer is a fraction of the cost.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1101 on: June 18, 2018, 07:47:06 PM »
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1102 on: June 18, 2018, 08:02:41 PM »
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1103 on: June 18, 2018, 08:13:24 PM »
I refuse to use those self check out things. 

I live in a building with an access door, like most apartment buildings, but certain delivery guys don't even make an attempt to get in.  No buzzer, nothing.  Just leave the package out on the busy ass street.  Or if by chance they get in, they leave it at the entrance.  God forbid these people do their jobs and actually delivery something to my door.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1104 on: June 18, 2018, 08:36:01 PM »
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I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.
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Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1105 on: June 18, 2018, 09:38:28 PM »
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I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.
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Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.


they also for fat lazy people

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1106 on: June 18, 2018, 09:50:34 PM »
When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off

Fuck that shit
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1107 on: June 19, 2018, 01:35:01 AM »
I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1108 on: June 19, 2018, 05:17:49 AM »
When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off

Fuck that shit

at least you have air conditioning. i just gotta hope its windy.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1109 on: June 19, 2018, 06:12:02 AM »
Wish I had AC I just ice my neck and erotcly eat popsicles in my underwear when I get to hot