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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1260 on: January 26, 2019, 07:45:40 AM »
Hairy pits bush or both
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1261 on: January 26, 2019, 09:43:56 AM »
not even that crazy just the typical hipster female cut with maybe a little purple .. and not talking about people that are actually cool that can pull it off.. im talking about bland ppl that think they are all of sudden cool now that they’re hairs different


Ahhh that hairstyle, also know as the ‘can I speak to your manager’ hairstyle.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1262 on: January 26, 2019, 11:17:18 AM »
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not even that crazy just the typical hipster female cut with maybe a little purple .. and not talking about people that are actually cool that can pull it off.. im talking about bland ppl that think they are all of sudden cool now that they’re hairs different

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Ahhh that hairstyle, also know as the ‘can I speak to your manager’ hairstyle.

Haha.  Also the “my friends say I’m weird!” cut.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1263 on: January 26, 2019, 05:59:19 PM »
If my girlfriend showed up with a haircut like that, she would be single within the hour


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1264 on: January 26, 2019, 09:43:10 PM »
Yeah because she would dump you for a dude that also has a cool haircut
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1265 on: January 27, 2019, 08:14:26 AM »
looks like one of those weird hip christians

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1266 on: January 27, 2019, 12:02:44 PM »
If my girlfriend showed up with a haircut like that, she would be single within the hour

what a lucky lady

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1267 on: January 27, 2019, 02:58:17 PM »
Yeah because she would dump you for a dude that also has a cool haircut



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1268 on: February 12, 2019, 04:19:10 PM »
so this is pretty dumb and without merit, but i hate dudes my age that wear nice clothes to work .. i realize it’s dress code and fit in with your peers n shit but it seems like they get off on that and walk around town like like big shots when i know they’re fresh college grads making shit salary .. your shit stinks like mine too i just wear it more proudly

love to hear some suits talk shit to me on here
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1269 on: February 12, 2019, 06:58:54 PM »
I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1270 on: February 12, 2019, 07:24:51 PM »
I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.

Bruh is a direct threat.  My guy is a half step away. Likely, they are begging to be punched.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1271 on: February 12, 2019, 07:57:48 PM »
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I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.
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Bruh is a direct threat.  My guy is a half step away. Likely, they are begging to be punched.

Can't stand "buddy." There's always a level of sarcasm and condescension involved.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1272 on: February 13, 2019, 05:25:55 AM »
Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it.  Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.   

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1273 on: February 13, 2019, 05:37:37 AM »
Latte shops who only stock low fat. 
 Police.
 Drug prohibition.
 Taxi drivers and bus drivers
 Crowded surf
 
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1274 on: February 13, 2019, 06:13:44 AM »
Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it.  Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.   

every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1275 on: February 13, 2019, 06:21:18 AM »
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it.  Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.   
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every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1

i think of this dude whenever i hear about die hard atheist


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1276 on: February 13, 2019, 06:26:57 AM »
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If my girlfriend showed up with a haircut like that, she would be single within the hour
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what a lucky lady


   Ask yourself why she would date someone so shallow.  By the sounds of it maybe shes a piece of shit too.  They prolly desearve each other. 
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1277 on: February 13, 2019, 07:44:15 AM »
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it.  Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.   
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every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
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i think of this dude whenever i hear about die hard atheist


👊 perfect example of what I’m saying. Never heard before but it’s so accurate.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1278 on: February 13, 2019, 09:23:53 AM »
people who go out of their way to wear shorts or just a t-shirt in the winter when it’s snowing and shit. no one’s impressed, grizzly adams. and some of these idiots who insist they’re not underdressed get sick and then spread it around.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1279 on: February 13, 2019, 09:31:23 AM »
you can’t get sick from being cold .. it’s scienc e
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1280 on: February 13, 2019, 10:47:50 AM »
cold temperatures don’t directly cause sickness but being cold can make you more prone to getting sick.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1281 on: February 13, 2019, 11:01:21 AM »
shalom chuck shalom
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1282 on: February 13, 2019, 11:12:08 AM »
If your beard is a major part of who you are then there's nothing to you and cya

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1283 on: February 13, 2019, 11:38:28 AM »
I saw a guy the other day in -30 Celsius weather wearing a huge puffer jacket, toque, gloves and work boots with a nice pair of grey cargo shorts on. I don't know what he was trying to prove, but he was definitely proving it.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1284 on: February 13, 2019, 12:47:44 PM »
When driving (US)

I cannot stand the people who slowly merge to the center lane to turn left forcing you to slow down as well. You're supposed to get into the middle lane and then slow down if there are people behind you. I swear people have no road etiquette or awareness. Next time, I'm taking you bumper with me..

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1285 on: February 13, 2019, 01:10:23 PM »
If your beard is a major part of who you are then there's nothing to you and cya
i broke it off with a girl once as a babyfaced 19-year-old, and a week later she was seen by friends of mine apparently shacking up with a large bearded gentleman. he called himself "bear" and was cringe personified

also unrelated but damn i dodged a bullet with that chick. i'm pretty sure it didn't work out with that beard but she ended up marrying another one

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1286 on: February 13, 2019, 01:12:38 PM »
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If your beard is a major part of who you are then there's nothing to you and cya
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i broke it off with a girl once as a babyfaced 19-year-old, and a week later she was seen by friends of mine apparently shacking up with a large bearded gentleman. he called himself "bear" and was cringe personified

also unrelated but damn i dodged a bullet with that chick. i'm pretty sure it didn't work out with that beard but she ended up marrying another one

One of my camera guys has a beard and it's all he has going for him. It's his hobby and he fuckin sucks.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1287 on: February 13, 2019, 03:16:15 PM »
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it.  Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.   
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every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
Thanks for letting me know this exists.  Shalom
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1288 on: February 13, 2019, 04:36:39 PM »
probably touched on, but the concept of being "Hangry"

it's like PMS'ing (which in many studies has been proven a societal/culturally conditioned copout), but just being completely self absorbed. of course it sucks being hungry, but nobody is REALLY starving.

sorry you haven't had your fucking avocado toast, YET.

take a second, quit being a bitch, and exercise some perseverance.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1289 on: February 13, 2019, 05:13:35 PM »
probably touched on, but the concept of being "Hangry"

it's like PMS'ing (which in many studies has been proven a societal/culturally conditioned copout), but just being completely self absorbed. of course it sucks being hungry, but nobody is REALLY starving.

sorry you haven't had your fucking avocado toast, YET.

take a second, quit being a bitch, and exercise some perseverance.
so how long have you been an incel for