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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1350 on: February 28, 2019, 03:57:27 PM »
shitty ground .. almost to the point where i wanna only skate concrete parks but i don’t really fuck
 with parks anymore that shits stale
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1351 on: February 28, 2019, 04:16:53 PM »
shitty ground .. almost to the point where i wanna only skate concrete parks but i don’t really fuck
 with parks anymore that shits stale

The local public works shredded our roads after the
Last snow storm. Ball shaking for days

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1352 on: February 28, 2019, 06:51:48 PM »
Spreading ashes in places where it will come in contact
With people. I don’t want to sit in dead person sand when
I’m getting drunk on the beach.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1353 on: February 28, 2019, 08:22:49 PM »
yea that's happening to me constantly i can't go to the grocery store w;o inhaling a bunch of timmy's wack ole dead grandama

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1354 on: February 28, 2019, 08:44:35 PM »
Spreading ashes in places where it will come in contact
With people. I don’t want to sit in dead person sand when
I’m getting drunk on the beach.

This is more poignant than it seems.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1355 on: February 28, 2019, 10:02:31 PM »
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Spreading ashes in places where it will come in contact
With people. I don’t want to sit in dead person sand when
I’m getting drunk on the beach.
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This is more poignant than it seems.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1356 on: March 01, 2019, 03:28:10 AM »
yea that's happening to me constantly i can't go to the grocery store w;o inhaling a bunch of timmy's wack ole dead grandama

Timmy’s a dick

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1357 on: March 01, 2019, 12:51:16 PM »
vertical photos/gifs on slap signatures.

Vhs era's signature on a computer is LARGE,  trick flips are sized differently so it looks sloppy.  dont get it confused, i like what/when they post, and those gifs are great, but man learn how to size that shit down or evenly.

this is just some dumb ocd thing, sorry.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1358 on: March 01, 2019, 01:21:27 PM »
salted roads even when there's no snow. gets on everything

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1359 on: March 02, 2019, 09:19:11 AM »
relentless erections

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1360 on: March 02, 2019, 02:22:11 PM »
salted roads even when there's no snow. gets on everything

The deer need a salt lick bro
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1361 on: March 04, 2019, 02:46:36 PM »
relentless erections
i hate relentlerections

oh also unnecessary portmanteaus

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1362 on: March 04, 2019, 10:15:22 PM »
assumptions. I can literally cope with anything in life, but for some reason, when people make assumptions about me or other humans, it just makes me fkn SNAP

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1363 on: March 05, 2019, 05:23:51 AM »
assumptions. I can literally cope with anything in life, but for some reason, when people make assumptions about me or other humans, it just makes me fkn SNAP

Maybe reassess those coping skills

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1364 on: March 06, 2019, 05:29:36 AM »
assumptions. I can literally cope with anything in life, but for some reason, when people make assumptions about me or other humans, it just makes me fkn SNAP

Let’s get some examples.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1365 on: March 06, 2019, 06:45:31 AM »
the condom beanie every time .. especially here in phx where beanies are scarce
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1366 on: March 06, 2019, 06:54:45 AM »
the condom beanie every time .. especially here in phx where beanies are scarce

i watched tampa pro finals with my roommate who doesnt skate, and he was more fascinated by the beanies on their heads that dont cover their ears than whatever tricks they were doing.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1367 on: March 06, 2019, 06:31:18 PM »
I blame Adebisi.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1368 on: March 06, 2019, 07:02:19 PM »
I blame Adebisi.

It wasn't him it was the tits

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1369 on: March 07, 2019, 01:12:00 PM »
People who don't use their headlights in the rain

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1370 on: March 07, 2019, 01:18:57 PM »
People who bring their work moods home with them.

fuck you

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1371 on: March 07, 2019, 01:26:35 PM »
People who bring their work moods home with them.

fuck you

Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1372 on: March 07, 2019, 01:29:23 PM »
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People who bring their work moods home with them.

fuck you
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Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked

Did they at least have make up sex in the office??

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1373 on: March 07, 2019, 05:06:53 PM »
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People who bring their work moods home with them.

fuck you
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Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked
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Did they at least have make up sex in the office??


nope... they were always bitching

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1374 on: March 08, 2019, 03:04:30 AM »
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People who bring their work moods home with them.

fuck you
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Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked
[close]

Did they at least have make up sex in the office??
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nope... they were always bitching

What a rip off

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1375 on: March 08, 2019, 07:00:07 AM »
when you get out of the shower and have no towel .. only thing worse than that is taking a shit and look over and no tp
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1376 on: March 08, 2019, 11:12:45 AM »
Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups.  You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1377 on: March 08, 2019, 12:24:12 PM »
Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups.  You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.

I really don't like any kind of cosmetic decoration on cars. For me, stickers are the worst. However cool your car is, that coolness goes away the second you put a sticker on it. I used to do it when I was young and I don't really know what made me stop, but somewhere around 22-23 I decided that I'm not a fan of stickers on my car. I'm not special or cool, and I dont need everyone on the road to know that I think I am.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1378 on: March 08, 2019, 12:27:53 PM »
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Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups.  You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.
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I really don't like any kind of cosmetic decoration on cars. For me, stickers are the worst. However cool your car is, that coolness goes away the second you put a sticker on it. I used to do it when I was young and I don't really know what made me stop, but somewhere around 22-23 I decided that I'm not a fan of stickers on my car. I'm not special or cool, and I dont need everyone on the road to know that I think I am.

I hate stickers on cars so much. I picture that asshole seeing a sticker and they're like "oh this one perfectly summarizes me" and then they buy it and put it on their car, or even worse someone else saw a sticker and got it for them. If someone handed me a sticker and said it made them think of me I'd cut that person out of my life.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1379 on: March 08, 2019, 12:52:57 PM »
there is literally a guy who posts here that has a blue astrovan batmobile with a shalom sticker on it and he’s made it his life purpose to shalom stickers on every spot in los angeles
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?