Pet Peeves

[silhouette]

This dude in my hometown has had the same car for 10, maybe 15 years and it's really just one giant sticker with a gazillion sun-faded skate logos. I think it was his first car ever that he got as soon as he got his license and his first reaction was to cover it up with all the stickers he could find. Obviously and as it should be expected to begin with, it instantly looked like shit and already made the car resemble a confused pre-teen's bedroom wall overloaded with Sum 41 posters, Thrasher banners and Globe balloons over a vehicle, but then the disease proceeded to run even deeper and develop over the years. The sun would keep washing out all the colors on the stickers in just a matter of weeks every time so in order to try and save face (...) the dude would just keep adding more and more fresh stickers over the old ones and actually kept doing that for years, till he had so much shit on his car all the paper started rotting and peeling. That's when he gave up on adding more stickers but he also never touched the rest, and I still seem him around regularly driving the car.

Whilst on a trip a few hours down south, on which all our mutual friends were but he wasn't, we actually ran into the doppelgänger of his car, that was just parked there. Somebody had obviously been following the exact same logic of applying as many skate stickers as possible on their vehicle, only to then attempt to 'fix' the bad spots by making them even worse, we laughed at it from afar at first then as we got closer we realized it was the exact same car model and it freaked us out for a second.

[SneakySecrets]

Those fucking Salt Life stickers are the worst.  Really anything relating to the beach.  There’s a whole cottage industry devoted to enabling people to make sure that strangers know that they like going to the beach.

Then there’s the 13.1 and 26.2 bullshit but that’s another sub genre unto itself.

[dirtyweemidden]

i had a couple stickers on my first two cars, they were both bangers though so a thrasher logo on the bumeper kinda worked.. i think its  aphase all skaters go through when they get a license, weve stickered everything else we possibly could - the car is a logical progression

BUT I got a new car at the end of 2018 and its the nicest thing iver ever owned, my wife said 'oh this sticker would be cool for the rear window' I dont think she's ever offended me more. i did not put out that night let me tell ya haha

[landedprimo]

Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups.  You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.

Black on black looks awesome. It's the lift-kit fucks you have to watch out for.

[landedprimo]

Going to a restaurant and seeing people's lips move in a circular motion when they chew makes me want to smother them in their plate.

Hearing the two older ladies at work talk shit on everyone and everything.

Witnessing those same ladies do the exact same shit they bitch about.

People that make it a point to pull out in front of you, only to go slow. Old people do this a lot. You'd think with the short amount of time these twats have left that they'd want to hurry the fuck up a bit.

The phrase "pet peeve".

Anyone under 25.

Rick and Morty (did I already say this?)

Ass wiping sessions that seem to take longer than the actual shit took.

When you think you're a god because that one pebble didn't take you out, but the next one proves that you're just a lowly human.

When my wife and kids try to fill my days off up with shit to do.

The fact that I can't seem to shut the fuck up when I start talking.

[Bagelskate]

Those fucking Salt Life stickers are the worst.  Really anything relating to the beach.  There’s a whole cottage industry devoted to enabling people to make sure that strangers know that they like going to the beach.

Then there’s the 13.1 and 26.2 bullshit but that’s another sub genre unto itself.

It’s fun to call them slut life stickers since they’re the tramp stamp of the car. Jeeps mostly by me

[SneakySecrets]

Hearing the two older ladies at work talk shit on everyone and everything.

That sounds a lot like a certain skateboarding internet forum I know.

[dirty ol man]

Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.

Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.

[brent]

Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection

i think we just found the guy who couldn’t last three minutes

[shit_for_brains]

Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.

Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.

I used to make ads like that as my first "design job" it was crazy. Always Indian guys and they pay you a lot.

[FROTHY]

Around Boulder CO, there seems to be a competition to portray yourself as enlightened as possible via stickers on the back of your Subaru. 26.1, Coexist, Meat is Murder, etc. Sometimes they have a $4,000 bike blocking some of the stickers, but the bike has its own stickers. For sure they are wearing a brightly colored down jacket, on their way to walk on a trail, which apparently constitutes a lifestyle worth shaping your wardrobe around.

[silhouette]

Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.

Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.

The deliberate typo's and grammar mistakes to make it all look intentionally amateurish really makes those ads. I've been getting a lot of 'HOPE YOU ENOJYED'

[FROTHY]

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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.

Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.

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The deliberate typo's and grammar mistakes to make it all look intentionally amateurish really makes those ads. I've been getting a lot of 'HOPE YOU ENOJYED'

That reminds me... There was a title for a porn vid like "He hardly fucks her until she squirts".  I guess they thought "hardly" was an adverb for doing something hard. Poorly titled porn vids could probably be its own thread.

[SneakySecrets]

Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.

Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.

I miss the good old days where you could just watch your interracial granny gangbang vids without having to wade through all the filth they keep shoving in your face.

[dirty ol man]

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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.

Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.

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The deliberate typo's and grammar mistakes to make it all look intentionally amateurish really makes those ads. I've been getting a lot of 'HOPE YOU ENOJYED'

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That reminds me... There was a title for a porn vid like "He hardly fucks her until she squirts".  I guess they thought "hardly" was an adverb for doing something hard. Poorly titled porn vids could probably be its own thread.

Def seen analyzed used a lot.

Teen gets analyzed for the first time by her brother.

Like that's almost a nice thing to do.

[doublesteveburger]

One time I made a cartoon lady cum without waking her up.

[DirtyBurger]

I live in Florida currently and those fucking "Salt Life" stickers are everywhere. I do find it kind of odd, which I'm sure most people here can relate to, that I love stickers. I mean I have shoeboxes of stickers that I've had for 10+ years now. I don't plan on using them,  but I still like that I have them.

On the porn ads, I hate that whenever I'm on pornhub when I go to pause the video before it starts, and an ad pops up and I have to minimize my stupid private browsing safari to exit it out of it. I've tried ad blocking things, but I'm to stupid to figure it out.

Alternatively, turn signals are very use to use.

[RCB3]

I could go on for days about arrogant/oblivious dog owners, but this happened this morning and it really annoyed me. I took my dog to the dog park and my dog only cares about playing with his ball. He goes up to other dogs, quickly says hi and peaces out to wait for me to throw the ball. Right after the first throw, some dumb dog grabs his ball and just hangs out with it in his mouth. The dogs owner sees it and doesn't try to get the ball back to give to me. My dog's just hanging out, wondering why he can't play fucking ball, so after a few minutes I kindly ask, "do you mind getting his ball back so he can play?" The lady tries to call her dog over and it does nothing. She slowly walks around following it and her dog could give two shits about coming to her. So I'm just standing there with my dog and getting more and more frustrated. She finally decides to leave and finally gets her dog and we get the ball back.

If you take your dog to public spaces and can't control your dog or your dog is ruining someone else's time, you're a selfish piece of shit.

[FROTHY]

One time I made a cartoon lady cum without waking her up.

Was she a reptilian asian step-sister? Asking for a friend.

[j....soy.....]

I could go on for days about arrogant/oblivious dog owners, but this happened this morning and it really annoyed me. I took my dog to the dog park and my dog only cares about playing with his ball. He goes up to other dogs, quickly says hi and peaces out to wait for me to throw the ball. Right after the first throw, some dumb dog grabs his ball and just hangs out with it in his mouth. The dogs owner sees it and doesn't try to get the ball back to give to me. My dog's just hanging out, wondering why he can't play fucking ball, so after a few minutes I kindly ask, "do you mind getting his ball back so he can play?" The lady tries to call her dog over and it does nothing. She slowly walks around following it and her dog could give two shits about coming to her. So I'm just standing there with my dog and getting more and more frustrated. She finally decides to leave and finally gets her dog and we get the ball back.

If you take your dog to public spaces and can't control your dog or your dog is ruining someone else's time, you're a selfish piece of shit.

At least half the people at the dog park are self involved dipshits.....they always then yell at their dog and I'm sure to tell them....'that's not on your dog...that's on you....'  The irony is they are too lazy to walk their dog on a leash....too lazy to train them....and they think the dog park is the answer...

[brycickle]

In my experience, taking toys to the dog park is just asking for trouble.

[Monkey_Mcpott]

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I could go on for days about arrogant/oblivious dog owners, but this happened this morning and it really annoyed me. I took my dog to the dog park and my dog only cares about playing with his ball. He goes up to other dogs, quickly says hi and peaces out to wait for me to throw the ball. Right after the first throw, some dumb dog grabs his ball and just hangs out with it in his mouth. The dogs owner sees it and doesn't try to get the ball back to give to me. My dog's just hanging out, wondering why he can't play fucking ball, so after a few minutes I kindly ask, "do you mind getting his ball back so he can play?" The lady tries to call her dog over and it does nothing. She slowly walks around following it and her dog could give two shits about coming to her. So I'm just standing there with my dog and getting more and more frustrated. She finally decides to leave and finally gets her dog and we get the ball back.

If you take your dog to public spaces and can't control your dog or your dog is ruining someone else's time, you're a selfish piece of shit.

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At least half the people at the dog park are self involved dipshits.....they always then yell at their dog and I'm sure to tell them....'that's not on your dog...that's on you....'  The irony is they are too lazy to walk their dog on a leash....too lazy to train them....and they think the dog park is the answer...

Miss my dog 

But one thing I used to do when I went to the dog park is typically put my phone on silent or leave it in the car. It wasn't about being there for a long period of time but about playing with my dog outdoors since she was an indoor dog. One thing i would hate seeing is the owners walk in, sit down and be on their phone the whole time.Their dogs would typical wander off and try to play with other owners or just go to a corner and do nothing. I just always felt bad for the dog. I'm a sentimental weenie when it comes to dogs.

[CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime]

No you aren't a weenie just empathetic not only to the dogs basic needs and pleasure, but also to his deeper happiness and fulfilment in the relationship. A more serious meaningful way of connecting. Some people don't wish to do that with animals.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

One time I made a cartoon lady cum without waking her up.

Hi Jeremy, welcome to SLAP

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fitness hippies

[redcurb12]

no belt shirt tuck

oh and doing up the top button of a collared shirt without a tie

[doublesteveburger]

skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way

[Joust Ostrich]

skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way

Do you remember last year when Elon Musk was selling the "not a flamethrower"? 

You should have bought one.  Could have killed many a bird with one stone.

[SpankerChief]

It's not okay to park right in front of the entrance of a shop, put on your 4-ways just sit there while someone goes shopping.

There's plenty of parking spots and no it's never for just a fucking minute. You are not more important than everyone else go find a proper parking spot and walk from it to the store.

Also, no being an asshole is not considered a handicap and if your kid can walk without you holding their hands you are not entitled to the new mothers parking. Those are for people that have to juggle groceries and strollers.

[hangontoyourego]

skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way

it sucks so bad . i hit this one park up and it’s just moms sitting around not watching their snot nose kids get in the way . go socialize somewhere else ya little shits