Pet Peeves

[Baron Samedi]

skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way

you know what you do man is you just go ahead and get in the way

[Joust Ostrich]

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skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way

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you know what you do man is you just go ahead and get in the way

Baron,
Do you think he should also take up beatboxing?  Not to become good, just to ruin edits.  Just yelling "gram.  gramgramgram", followed by spitting into his fist.  #beatboxxingbgps  it could become a thing.

[ChuckRamone]

It's not okay to park right in front of the entrance of a shop, put on your 4-ways just sit there while someone goes shopping.

There's plenty of parking spots and no it's never for just a fucking minute. You are not more important than everyone else go find a proper parking spot and walk from it to the store.

Also, no being an asshole is not considered a handicap and if your kid can walk without you holding their hands you are not entitled to the new mothers parking. Those are for people that have to juggle groceries and strollers.

or the people who don’t pull over to the side to let their passengers out. saw a guy do that once. he got out to get his wife’s luggage or whatever and someone who couldn’t get by honked at him so he got all pissed off and yelled at the person to wait. meanwhile traffic is getting backed up all because of this one entitled piece of shit.

[shit_for_brains]

I give a quick count of 3 before I'm on the horn.

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those fucking fearless city pigeons that get too close to my feet

[JB]

those fucking fearless city pigeons that get too close to my feet

[SpankerChief]

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It's not okay to park right in front of the entrance of a shop, put on your 4-ways just sit there while someone goes shopping.

There's plenty of parking spots and no it's never for just a fucking minute. You are not more important than everyone else go find a proper parking spot and walk from it to the store.

Also, not being an asshole is not considered a handicap and if your kid can walk without you holding their hands you are not entitled to the new mothers parking. Those are for people that have to juggle groceries and strollers.

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or the people who don’t pull over to the side to let their passengers out. saw a guy do that once. he got out to get his wife’s luggage or whatever and someone who couldn’t get by honked at him so he got all pissed off and yelled at the person to wait. meanwhile traffic is getting backed up all because of this one entitled piece of shit.

ohhhhhh fuck this reminds me of something that gets my blood boiling, I live in a neighborhood where the streets are narrow as fuck, it fits both ways but it's not meant to. so when I see a pair of dipshits going both ways basically stopping traffic bothways just to bullshit. when I want to get home from work or not be on this road way I see this I am quick to anger either honking horn for a long time or stepping out with a bat like move your piece of shit! It's funny the reactions people get when a woman has a mouth like a sailor.


Another goddamned thing what happened to walking up to a house and knocking? Are your lives that boring you can't get up?  I get it if it's a school bus or warning someone hey watch out! no it's lazy fucks that roll up in someone's driveway or some dickhead who can't walk his or her fat ass up to the door it's either these scenarios  1. call intended person hey get out here quick I am waiting. or 2. you need to be on point and punctual with schedule. I am not a straight and narrow person more less I have a routine I follow to get through my own bullshit I don't need a halfassed mongoloid fucking things up. No wonder I don't have may friends oh well less weight on me.

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plaid shorts wow why

[JB]

plaid shorts wow why

That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.

[SneakySecrets]

I am quick to anger either honking horn for a long time or stepping out with a bat like move

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plaid shorts wow why

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That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.

hosoi

[shit_for_brains]

Malto, Mike(y) Taylor, Koston and all those fucking dorks absolutely spend most of their days in plaid shorts.

[JB]

Torey too

[SpankerChief]

Malto, Mike(y) Taylor, Koston and all those fucking dorks absolutely spend most of their days in plaid shorts.

why does this not surprise me at all?

[calvinsdream]

Malto, Mike(y) Taylor, Koston and all those fucking dorks absolutely spend most of their days in plaid shorts.

Gotta hit the links after the sesh bro.

[Bagelskate]

Camo shorts are on the same level as plaid shorts.

You aren’t in the army and who are you trying to hide from.

[ungzilla]

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plaid shorts wow why

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That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.

Reese Forbes

[SpankerChief]

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plaid shorts wow why

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That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.

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Reese Forbes

Reese Forbes is gay which automatically makes it okay, anything that is questionable for straight men is automatically ok for the lgbtq community.

[camelflodge]

You aren’t in the army and who are you trying to hide from.

Any potential enemy combatants, Ive been watching t.v. through a window from inside a bush in someones yard. I havent been spotted in days. If I were to be spotted I would be forced to use smoke and suppressive fire to escape.

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my stupid neighbor that still has his xmas lights up since i moved across the street from him four years ago

[flodginwitacamel]

I like christmas lights all year, probably ugly as shit in the desert though.

Not really a peeve but yesterday I seen a midget, they make you stare at them, like Im supposed to feel bad about you being a midget, and that Im staring at you. Its just theyre rare. Fuck that I dont feel bad but I kinda do, Id suck to be a midget. But you cant even be like "that sucks" you just have to pretend its normal, but its not.

[Baron Samedi]

Fuck that I dont feel bad but I kinda do, Id suck to be a midget.

don't worry it seems like you suck pretty bad just the way you are

[ChuckRamone]

my stupid neighbor that still has his xmas lights up since i moved across the street from him four years ago

get back at him by keeping halloween stuff up year round.

[SpankerChief]

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Id suck off a midget.

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I bet you would.

have a gnar for that one

[Baron Samedi]

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Id suck off a midget.

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I bet you would.

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have a gnar for that one

just out of curiosity, how do you "gnar" people? never knew what that meant

[SpankerChief]

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Id suck off a midget.

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I bet you would.

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have a gnar for that one

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just out of curiosity, how do you "gnar" people? never knew what that meant

idk I just assumed it was a SLAP version of story checks out or Euro TM confirmed

[Baron Samedi]

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Id suck off a midget.

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I bet you would.

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have a gnar for that one

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just out of curiosity, how do you "gnar" people? never knew what that meant

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idk I just assumed it was a SLAP version of story checks out or Euro TM confirmed

oh wow ok very cool. what does kooking mean then?

[flodginwitacamel]

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Id suck off a midget.

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I bet you would.

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have a gnar for that one

Id only fuck a female midget, uhhhh, I dont think I could eat the pussy, imagine you inbeetwen two baby sized legs eating pussy haha, it would feel like eating a babys pussy lolll.

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dutch bros coffee everything about it .. ppl have bumper stickers, they carry it around like it’s cool, the drive thru is always pouring out into traffic, ppl lined up outside .. it really bugs me and their patrons bug me too

[iKobrakai]

People who have no hobbies or interests.

Like, what the fuck is the point of living? What do you even do with all that time?

Parents don't count, I understand you have no time.