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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2040 on: February 24, 2021, 02:27:15 AM »
When people talk while yawning, especially when they start a new sentence with a yawn going. I always have assumed that it's a cry for attention.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2041 on: February 24, 2021, 06:16:52 AM »
a future pet peeve of mine will be the sci fi sound effects that all the electric cars will have as they drive and idle
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2042 on: February 24, 2021, 06:24:42 AM »
when people walking next to you randomly go faster or slower. And flat tiring

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2043 on: March 11, 2021, 06:50:12 PM »
When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2044 on: March 11, 2021, 08:07:23 PM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2045 on: March 18, 2021, 09:25:12 AM »
poodle people
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2046 on: March 19, 2021, 02:58:43 PM »
poodle people

Fuck off.  I have two giant poodles and they are awesome. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2047 on: March 19, 2021, 03:24:43 PM »
When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.

theres nothing as uncomfortable then having to yell "yo someones in here" while you got a turd dangling to some random asshole who cant understand what occupied means


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2048 on: March 19, 2021, 06:30:12 PM »
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poodle people
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Fuck off.  I have two giant poodles and they are awesome.

they / you just come off as pretentious .. sorry
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2049 on: March 20, 2021, 04:43:20 AM »
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poodle people
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Fuck off.  I have two giant poodles and they are awesome.
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they / you just come off as pretentious .. sorry

You should be sorry.  They are just awesome big dogs.  They are smart, don't shed, love swimming, and are fast enough to run with.  Most people think of poodles as the mini-poodles women carry around in their purses, but true standards are great.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2050 on: March 20, 2021, 07:11:48 AM »
I've met some Weimraner people who are pretty much nazis.......zzzeeeee Weimraner is generically a perfect dog....the steely eyes are symbol of canine superiority.....gimme a break Gretchen.....

It's true how people always get doodle mixes because they don't shed.....if you're allergic to dog hair..that's one thing....otherwise....rookie move...

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2051 on: March 20, 2021, 08:11:17 AM »
I always hated standing in line in the grocery store and the person in front of me or behind me starts eating or drinking whatever they are about to buy. I donít want to listen to you chew or swallow. You can wait the three extra minutes to actually buy your stuff and go outside before grossing the rest of us out. Learn some manners you cretin. Anyways. I guess god really do be working in mysterious ways cuz covid pretty much cut that shit out. Silver lining in that cloud.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2052 on: March 20, 2021, 09:49:20 PM »
I've met some Weimraner people who are pretty much nazis.......zzzeeeee Weimraner is generically a perfect dog....the steely eyes are symbol of canine superiority.....gimme a break Gretchen.....

It's true how people always get doodle mixes because they don't shed.....if you're allergic to dog hair..that's one thing....otherwise....rookie move...
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2053 on: March 29, 2021, 06:25:51 PM »
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When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.
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theres nothing as uncomfortable then having to yell "yo someones in here" while you got a turd dangling to some random asshole who cant understand what occupied means
I have a insanely odd phobia when someone is trying to use a stall toilet, if Iím going to use a public restroom Iím going to use the family one. Call me inconsiderate or an asshole I donít give a fuck! Too many times Iíve had my pooping session interrupted by some dickhead turd burglar trying to rush me along.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2054 on: March 29, 2021, 09:42:15 PM »
i canít poo in public if i see someone elseís shoes in my line of sight
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2055 on: March 29, 2021, 09:42:55 PM »
i also canít pee in public with my eyes open
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2056 on: March 29, 2021, 09:55:32 PM »
Nail biters and spitters.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2057 on: March 30, 2021, 06:00:42 AM »
i also canít pee in public with my eyes open

I had to do a drug screen for a new job last week.  Pee and blood.  I drank so much water before.  I had to pee in a bathroom with a random guy watching.  It took me so long and I barely filled the cup up to the line. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2058 on: March 30, 2021, 08:55:21 AM »
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When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.
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theres nothing as uncomfortable then having to yell "yo someones in here" while you got a turd dangling to some random asshole who cant understand what occupied means

If anyone ever tries more than once to open the door, or asks "is someone in there" I will always say, "Yeah, come on in!"
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2059 on: March 30, 2021, 01:11:40 PM »
I was taking a shit at the local coffee shop and this dude just kept pulling on the door after he knew I was in there. I eventually yelled "I'm taking a shit. It'll be a few minutes." Like, I can't be the first person on the planet who had coffee/tea and then had to take a shit.

I also had some asshole rushing me when I was on the train to Berlin a few years ago. He was banging on the door and being a complete jerk. I was taking a little while, but, fuck, find another bathroom.

Also remember some poor guy in the Eaton Center in Toronto was throwing up all over the floor... I decided I'd hold it and find a different bathroom to shit in.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2060 on: April 22, 2021, 11:43:07 AM »
i like bj porn but hate when they show the camera the cum in their mouth .. gross
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2061 on: April 22, 2021, 02:47:06 PM »
I was taking a shit at the local coffee shop and this dude just kept pulling on the door after he knew I was in there. I eventually yelled "I'm taking a shit. It'll be a few minutes." Like, I can't be the first person on the planet who had coffee/tea and then had to take a shit.

I was taking a crap at Target once. Some dude pulls on the stall door and since it's locked it doesn't open. He then proceeds to throttle it violently until the stall door pops open and goes, "Oops! Didn't know anyone was in here."

Irritated, I yell, "Yea, because stall doors magically lock themselves from the inside, asshole!" And he walked off without even closing the fucking stall door.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2062 on: April 22, 2021, 03:13:09 PM »
buddy you gotta stop shitting with your feet in the air

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2063 on: April 22, 2021, 03:19:31 PM »
buddy you gotta stop shitting with your feet in the air

Don't knock how I crap. What next? You gonna talk crap about how I lift my balls, reach under, and wipe from the front?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2064 on: April 23, 2021, 01:42:13 AM »
a future pet peeve of mine will be the sci fi sound effects that all the electric cars will have as they drive and idle

Well, we have speakers pumping out "engine" sound thorough the speakers. You can even choose sounds. Ultra lame.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2065 on: April 23, 2021, 02:23:45 AM »
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I was taking a shit at the local coffee shop and this dude just kept pulling on the door after he knew I was in there. I eventually yelled "I'm taking a shit. It'll be a few minutes." Like, I can't be the first person on the planet who had coffee/tea and then had to take a shit.
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I was taking a crap at Target once. Some dude pulls on the stall door and since it's locked it doesn't open. He then proceeds to throttle it violently until the stall door pops open and goes, "Oops! Didn't know anyone was in here."

Irritated, I yell, "Yea, because stall doors magically lock themselves from the inside, asshole!" And he walked off without even closing the fucking stall door.

Same happened to me once. Some dude just started pulling the door violently until it popped open and then looked shocked that there was someone in there. Then went to the next stall that was free. Some people are just fucking weird and stupid I guess

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2066 on: April 23, 2021, 02:41:35 AM »
i canít poo in public if i see someone elseís shoes in my line of sight

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2067 on: April 23, 2021, 05:46:59 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2068 on: April 23, 2021, 09:53:28 PM »
anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2069 on: April 24, 2021, 07:23:17 AM »
anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
Oh god it drives me batshit especially when youíre going to a door and the person in front doesnít hold the door open like two seconds too late and you say thanks buddy audible enough for them to hear and theyíve got that stupid look of who me?!

Yeah you you dipshit canít you just pretend to hold it open and feign like youíve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!

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