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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #150 on: April 08, 2009, 10:37:36 PM »
MORE ART!

Also someone told me about this movie asking if wintersox was" trying to be a shitty Daniel Johnston". Here is the trailer And here is the actual movie And here is a really awesome song from the movie
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #151 on: April 08, 2009, 10:38:00 PM »
OMGZ THE ART, THIS* ART...IT IS SPOKE OF IN COAL MINES IN WV AND IN TOBACCO FIELDS IN NC...PEOPLE KNOWWWWWWW OF THIS ART, THIS ART, MY SOULLLLL THEY KNOW OF IT AND THEY OFFER ME CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, I GET OFFERED GRAPHIC DESIGN JOBS FOR HALLMARK CARDS AT 2.5% REVENUE PER CARD THEY WOULD SALE BUT I AM NOT THAT WAY MY SOUL IS INTERLACED WITH THE WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT COMES OUT THROUGH MY ART, THEE ART, this ART, IT IS HERE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE BUT YOU CANT SEE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE BLINDED BY THE GOD YOU KNOW AS ANTON AND YOUR BLIND FOLLOWING HAS LED YOU ASTRAY FOR YOU SOUL I CARE FOR YOUR UGLINESS AND YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, MASTER SHAKE, OR KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING KNOWING THE INTERWOVEN WORKINGS OF THE KNOWN MULTIVERSES WILL CAST KARMATIC PLAGUES UPON THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL YOU MUST OPEN THY HEART AND EMBRACE THIS ART, FRIENDS IN FAR AWAY MAJIK LANDS SUCH AS SOUTHERN WEST VIRGINIA TELL ME OF THE BEAUTY OF THIS ART, I MAKE THIS ART, AN EXTENSION OF THIS THRASH AND SWEDISH METAL FILLED SOUL, THE ART THAT YOU IGNORE, THANK YOU YOUNG, FAT, IGNORANT WNTERSOX FOR THROUGH YOU I HAVE RELEASED ART TO THE WORLD OF SKATEBOARDING'S NUMERO UNO MESSAGE BOARD - SLAP, HELL BE WITH YOU LAD ONE DAY YOU WILL SEE THE BEAUTY IN MY/THIS/THEE/THE ART





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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #152 on: April 08, 2009, 10:42:49 PM »
also, the pics i just posted have to be in that order for the art to take effect - 1st pic is morning/daytime, 2nd pic is dusk/nightime, and the 3rd pic is the "majik" that happens when wintersox gets his ass kicked with every art i post

also if you look at it last pic to first it shows the creation of the universe from spiraling gas to the dark but growing world to the world we know today, seriously, just look at it
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #153 on: April 08, 2009, 11:22:06 PM »
never knew what i saved this after i made it, so thank you wintersox




BEFORE

AFTER, now Daewon is skating wet 'crete, this is art fool, my creativity matches with the kindred souls of my surroundings - the forest, the animals, the air, and then i produce these masterpieces
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #154 on: April 08, 2009, 11:32:16 PM »
(new reply because this is about 750kb)

oh, ya didnt know, i make art in gif form too busta


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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #155 on: April 08, 2009, 11:53:55 PM »


BEFORE


AFTER


if we could do that to wintersox in real life he could probably stand on a board, he's no stu graham you know

goodnight slap, i will most likely not post til late tomorrow night, so hold it down for me in the name of thee art
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #156 on: April 09, 2009, 12:18:27 AM »
Some dungeon master with a sheet of acid, the internet, and access to a thrift store, nothing more.  I hate when a few days late looking at a thread and I'm missing pure gold.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #157 on: April 09, 2009, 04:52:18 AM »
Dear Wintersox,

I'm afraid you may be missing the real art. The real art is you being convinced that you make real art and rock 'n' roll. Every post you've made here is the real art. If I frame a couple screen shots, will you sign them for me? Fuck these condescending bastards. I know art when I see it.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #158 on: April 09, 2009, 07:27:55 AM »
I was just starting to believe that coldysox may very well be art incarnate, but Art Newt is making me reconsider that philosophy.

Count Dracula biting one of our evolutionary cousins speaks to me.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #159 on: April 09, 2009, 08:53:17 AM »
This dude actually got his book published.... how?!
http://www.amazon.com/Here-Comes-Party-People-Scott/dp/1425998410
i should buy it and then make a video of myself sharting on it
i thought i was the only one who bruised people with my cum, save it up for about two weeks and release the blast.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #160 on: April 09, 2009, 09:43:28 AM »
This dude actually got his book published.... how?!
...the book version of Sponsor House... literally:
http://www.authorhouse.com/

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #161 on: April 09, 2009, 10:11:55 AM »
yes, thanks to author house i have achieved many publications just like thanks to the gaybars err cafes in europe have made it so that my drawings are considered art...gay art is still art though, i know this, anton knows this
ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #162 on: April 09, 2009, 10:16:08 AM »
This dude actually got his book published.... how?!
http://www.amazon.com/Here-Comes-Party-People-Scott/dp/1425998410
i should buy it and then make a video of myself sharting on it

do not shart upon this art, those words, this rock and roll, for it is above you but i still love you like i love all skateboarders, sexy..young..hot..underage skateboarders mmm
ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #163 on: April 09, 2009, 10:20:54 AM »
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Dear Wintersox,

I'm afraid you may be missing the real art. The real art is you being convinced that you make real art and rock 'n' roll. Every post you've made here is the real art. If I frame a couple screen shots, will you sign them for me? Fuck these condescending bastards. I know art when I see it.

Your fan,
Sweets
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You've watched the video made out of his quotes, right? That is the authentic art and rock and roll.

it is true rock and roll, true art, i have friends in finland and france and they tell me of male butthole exploration to my quotes, many of which do it solo
ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #164 on: April 09, 2009, 10:21:23 AM »
haha i think he peaced out. no mas wintersox.
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #165 on: April 09, 2009, 10:27:11 AM »
haha i think he peaced out. no mas wintersox.


i viewed the board all last night, 99% of the time i was viewing this thread, my thread, thee thread, in which i could not post anymore because i was defeated by the one grim dubbed Art Newt (grim should change thee profile name to Art Newt lulz), so i let my other persona make an account, for i cannot express the FULL extent of my love for anton within the other forum, for it is like yelling i love you in a crowded ny street, though i said it is somewhat brought down by the other noise, so i come here, and hope that my man, the man i love, might come here and see what i profess to him

Anton, will you marry me?
ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #166 on: April 09, 2009, 10:42:06 AM »






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ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #167 on: April 09, 2009, 11:18:42 AM »
so, skateboarders, tell me what you think about those pieces i just posted
ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #168 on: April 09, 2009, 11:38:16 AM »
Newton art schooled the fuck out of a mentally ill person. Sorry I missed it live. bravo. back to 0.
Summersox you can stop now.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #169 on: April 09, 2009, 11:43:20 AM »
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I make the art that you ignore though.  I make this art.  If you're allowed to hate it, I'm certainly allowed to tell the honest truth about it.  Not gonna fool me.  It is the best art.  And you people really did never do shit.  You tell me thank you before you will ever do anything like this.  You might get close, but I'm always gonna be doing something else that you aren't cause you are being a real piece of shit about this.  I work so hard and try my fucking best.  What more do you want from me.  I make the best art and rock and roll ever.  Doesn't get any better. 

I love you.  I am you.  We are the same.  We don't own this Earth.  We are guests of this Earth.  We have to work together, brother.  We have to live lives full of laughter and art and song for each other.  I got to put you in front of me.  And you got to put me in front of you.

I am aligned with people who are working for a better life.  I don't associate or believe people who talk shit about people giving everything.  This art isn't on here cause it's a failed piece of shit.  It's on here cause it's better than anything you've ever experienced.  This is the only place it could be.  I am the universe.  Yes, I am the only one.  No doubt about it. Wintersox
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The dude is clearly schizophrenic. Acid does that to people. Seing his book on amazon, showing that he put up real money and effort to get it published, only to have every review pan the shit out of it is really sad and pathetic. He genuinely lives in a world of hardcore denial. Its one of those things where I have to laugh at what an ass he is, otherwise it might depress me.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #170 on: April 09, 2009, 11:45:31 AM »
Newton art schooled the fuck out of a mentally ill person. Sorry I missed it live. bravo. back to 0.
Summersox you can stop now.

the same ms paint font on the socks picture as the USA USA on the boombox pic is a dead giveaway
ANTON, silly gay boy..you shot it in my eye!

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #171 on: April 09, 2009, 11:51:15 AM »
Shit, I just found out this newton is an imposter.
Being beat by a fake account has got to hurt even the most disturbed artist.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #172 on: April 09, 2009, 11:53:07 AM »
Wintersox come back.  I need to know why your eyebrows are so spread eagle.  They make me wanna dive into them like a hungry louse.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #173 on: April 09, 2009, 08:39:51 PM »
bump for the worstests poet who indeed knows it.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #174 on: April 09, 2009, 09:49:12 PM »
where is the bastard, he owes slap much art unless his lack of art posts are his way of waiving the white flag

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2009, 11:17:30 PM »
Seriously somebody do something!

This is the greatest thread I have seen in eons.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2009, 11:23:50 PM »
Anton Newcombe rapping with some pretty shitty lyrics
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2009, 11:30:37 PM »
Seriously somebody do something!

This is the greatest thread I have seen in eons.

i don't know what to do! he won't post anymore art and i don't know if i should post more and keep owning him or not

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #179 on: April 10, 2009, 12:25:26 AM »
In some of those shots he bears a striking resemblance to Dawn Wiener in "Welcome to the Dollhouse."  I wonder if he has a Special People's Club in his mom's backyard.  Someone with more internet-saavy should post some comparison pics between himself and the wienerdog.

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