You should be sucking my grandfather's American ball sack for going abroad and acting to save your faggott asses from your own fucking government you shit-eating Nazi prick. I'm glad you got fired and now you're a internet celebrity douchebag on an international level. No, not aight.
Uh, I hate to break this to you, but your grandfather was probably of Russian descent. Or Chinese. Or Irish, like Niall. Or German. And that's the first thing you're going to prance with, should your sorry, lonely ass ever make it to Europe. So, your grandfather has no American ballsack, if any.
Jesus, other folks run to their parents for help... You must be REALLY young. Did he win Vietnam, too?
Deine Mutter schleckt Schwänze in der Zwergenhölle.
"Speak English or die." / "Use your own slang"? We need a decision here, make your mind up.