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[dirtyone]

Since Jereme Rogers claims he doesn't write any of his lyrics down, I decided to do it for him so he can read back what just came out of his mouth.

I'm Gone

round the corner back door
knock once, tap twice
tell me who you are and what you're looking for
if it's Barry Bonds you want
and you're looking for a front
then you came to the wrong house
back in that car

if you came in cop and you wind up a cop
you can wind up tied up in the back of a car
now back at the start now correction you are
heart stopping new star
send you on your way up top

you stop me stop if not we pop
ooh hot goo not got boppa got caught (???WTF???)
the streets talk if you flop then no one speak on
she gone we on wet sheets and patch on
wet sheets and patch on
she don't dance to that phone
she loves my facial features says i always leave her steaming
she fiends it she needs it sees me when she's dreaming
wakes up leaking even calls me her jesus
--

FUCKING AMAZING.

[Blue Fescue]

wakes up leaking even calls me her jesus

[starvingrobot]

wet sheets and patch on

she's wise enough to be on birth control.

[The Mess]

speechless. i don't know if it's the worst thing i've ever heard or the funniest.
i do know that if you look away it sounds like a female.

where is suge (or his modern day equivalent) to hang young jr off a balcony?
her jesus? he's just begging for ridicule.
off to church with paul and shecks...
enough.

[Choad Muskrat]

My question is, who's helping him produce and encourage this garbage?

[Sarmiento Subs]

Since Jereme Rogers claims he doesn't write any of his lyrics down, I decided to do it for him so he can read back what just came out of his mouth.

I'm Gone

round the corner back door
knock once, tap twice
tell me who you are and what you're looking for
if it's Barry Bonds you want
and you're looking for a front
then you came to the wrong house
back in that car

if you came in cop and you wind up a cop
you can wind up tied up in the back of a car
now back at the start now correction you are
heart stopping new star
send you on your way up top

you stop me stop if not we pop
ooh hot goo not got boppa got caught (???WTF???)
the streets talk if you flop then no one speak on
she gone we on wet sheets and patch on
wet sheets and patch on
she don't dance to that phone
she loves my facial features says i always leave her steaming
she fiends it she needs it sees me when she's dreaming
wakes up leaking even calls me her jesus
--

FUCKING AMAZING.

sounds like you have a better tolerance than most of the other slap posters, im not asking you to bare the weight all on your own, but if you could type out the lyrics to any of the other songs that would be fucking awesome, i cant stand to listen to it but i can read it and laugh at the kook for sure

[Bobby Peru]

"she love my facial features, say i always leave her steamin'"

really?

I think this means he took a dump on her face. Can't be that bad of a guy if that's true.

[Sleazy]

cheesy e straight shook when he heard those ill rhymes

[Sarmiento Subs]

he aint no BRANDON TURNER

brandon turner in guilty, not for the skating but for the editing and him rapping



"...friday...from my g bag to the highway....something"

[Wood Pusher]

Yo J rogs in the house, we gettin dirty
im the best rappa since the ol dirty
I recently started endorsing proactive,
ever since then, I've been sexually active
Have sex with porn stars
in pink cars
Keep my gat in the pocket of my brown cords
I like to get artsy with TK listenin' to the doors
I ain't got shoe laces on my shoes, I use em for my pants
I like how the lace match my half cabs

[Mark Snappleyard]

Can we please, please, please get an internet rap crew together to start beef with other skateboard rappers?  I know there are plenty of dudes on here that make beats.  If SLAP's going to be a joke to pros, let's make the joke good, and show them what's up.

[Sarmiento Subs]

Can we please, please, please get an internet rap crew together to start beef with other skateboard rappers?  I know there are plenty of dudes on here that make beats.  If SLAP's going to be a joke to pros, let's make the joke good, and show them what's up.

would you let me have any verses? pleaaase

[Wood Pusher]

Can we please, please, please get an internet rap crew together to start beef with other skateboard rappers?  I know there are plenty of dudes on here that make beats.  If SLAP's going to be a joke to pros, let's make the joke good, and show them what's up.

Rawb would probably be interested in this.

[Wood Pusher]

My verse:
Yo the name is Christian and ima hold it down
I am of Irish and Italian descent and I like girls who are brown
Now let's talk about this busta Rogers
His rhymes remind me of Mr Rogers
But Rogers ain't from no bad neighborhood
He ain't from no inglewoood
he from Massachusetts, east coast repping LA
He likes to go gay in the san fran bay
smoke skunk with my peeps all day
spread love it's the brooklyn way

[Mark Snappleyard]

Rawbertson, in the words of Janet Jackson, "Gimme a beat!"

[Sarmiento Subs]

motherfuck JR and fuck ryan shecks
JR pops wood when ryan flashes his pecks
faggot treble clef face tat
fuck that, JR bring wack rap
stay off the mic, hop off the track
dont even think about comin back
you gettin tore up on the verse
slaughtered in life
got no gat, got no knife
you cant pull it off like a diamond heist
you rep diamonds act like you rich
but i dont care your face still full of zits
i cant stop wont stop cant wait
all i want to do is lay fist to your face
crack your jaw, give you tmj
cause mo'fucka yo rhymes is gay
you lack the style but you gain the pay
i hope you live life for the day
cause you life be over quick
just like a solar eclipse
too bad hot pussy never graced your dick
youre pathetic and lame
get the fuck out of the game
you a faggot like david blaine
but at least he got tricks
you aint got shit
got that? so step back
you played out bitch like the war in iraq
ya cant upgrade from ridin for girl
not plan b, no deck in the world
you done fucked up your life
like pregnant 14 year old girls

ha, im sorry but i just wanted to type something real quick before i go watch tv

plus at the least now no one else can be insecure about postin their own actually not shitty stuff cause just think you cant be worse! ha

[Wood Pusher]

motherfuck JR and fuck ryan shecks
JR pops wood when ryan flashes his pecks
faggot treble clef face tat
fuck that, JR bring wack rap
stay off the mic, hop off the track
dont even think about comin back
you gettin tore up on the verse
slaughtered in life
got no gat, got no knife
you cant pull it off like a diamond heist
you rep diamonds act like you rich
but i dont care your face still full of zits
i cant stop wont stop cant wait
all i want to do is lay fist to your face
crack your jaw, give you tmj
cause mo'fucka yo rhymes is gay
you lack the style but you gain the pay
i hope you live life for the day
cause you life be over quick
just like a solar eclipse
too bad hot pussy never graced your dick
youre pathetic and lame
get the fuck out of the game
you a faggot like david blaine
but at least he got tricks
you aint got shit
got that? so step back
you played out bitch like the war in iraq
ya cant upgrade from ridin for girl
not plan b, no deck in the world
you done fucked up your life
like pregnant 14 year old girls

ha, im sorry but i just wanted to type something real quick before i go watch tv

plus at the least now no one else can be insecure about postin their own actually not shitty stuff cause just think you cant be worse! ha

J rogs what the fuck is wrong with you?
You betray Rick and Mike and go to Danny way too?
They made you who you are
if it wasn't for them and jeron you wouldn't have any of yo expensive cars
thjats right you're ungrateful
acting liek you fateful
with that jesus shit
but what kind of christian go for a joint hit?
Because it's fake just like your style
it take you an hour to skate a mile
you think you 8 mile
you betta smile,
you had it good to begin with dude
leaving one of the legitest teams for shecks, that's rude
Now whats up with you and shecks, you finger bang eachother?
heard rick and mike went straight on yo motha
If it wasn't for Rick and Mike noone woulda ever heard of ya
so you leave them for some dude who's for homophobia?
Way is rad I'll give you that
but I wouldn't ride for a team with shecks, even if the check was fat
Shecks that wigga ass busta
pretending to be a hustla
he ain't hustle shit
hes just a red carpet douche chillin' with brit
name one memorable trick that n*gga's done
I don't care how many kickflips hes done down that twenty-one
he's the definition of boring
no originality and a lame ass story
jereme look like he's skating switch when he skate regular
might be because he gets duked up the ass on the regular
You leave Girl and Podium, where's your respect?
Insulting the nickatina of skateboarding and starting a fret?
you would burn girl decks?
Wish someone would burn you cuz you don't belong in the skateboarding sect
you got mad pimples
and you got the ugliest dimples
stunning like lil wayne, as if he isn't lame enough
talking shit about girl acting tough?
I don't care about your cars or your money, can't you see?
I got something you don't, dignity.

[net lurk]

wow.

[Sarmiento Subs]

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motherfuck JR and fuck ryan shecks
JR pops wood when ryan flashes his pecks
faggot treble clef face tat
fuck that, JR bring wack rap
stay off the mic, hop off the track
dont even think about comin back
you gettin tore up on the verse
slaughtered in life
got no gat, got no knife
you cant pull it off like a diamond heist
you rep diamonds act like you rich
but i dont care your face still full of zits
i cant stop wont stop cant wait
all i want to do is lay fist to your face
crack your jaw, give you tmj
cause mo'fucka yo rhymes is gay
you lack the style but you gain the pay
i hope you live life for the day
cause you life be over quick
just like a solar eclipse
too bad hot pussy never graced your dick
youre pathetic and lame
get the fuck out of the game
you a faggot like david blaine
but at least he got tricks
you aint got shit
got that? so step back
you played out bitch like the war in iraq
ya cant upgrade from ridin for girl
not plan b, no deck in the world
you done fucked up your life
like pregnant 14 year old girls

ha, im sorry but i just wanted to type something real quick before i go watch tv

plus at the least now no one else can be insecure about postin their own actually not shitty stuff cause just think you cant be worse! ha

[close]

J rogs what the fuck is wrong with you?
You betray Rick and Mike and go to Danny way too?
They made you who you are
if it wasn't for them and jeron you wouldn't have any of yo expensive cars
thjats right you're ungrateful
acting liek you fateful
with that jesus shit
but what kind of christian go for a joint hit?
Because it's fake just like your style
it take you an hour to skate a mile
you think you 8 mile
you betta smile,
you had it good to begin with dude
leaving one of the legitest teams for shecks, that's rude
Now whats up with you and shecks, you finger bang eachother?
heard rick and mike went straight on yo motha
If it wasn't for Rick and Mike noone woulda ever heard of ya
so you leave them for some dude who's for homophobia?
Way is rad I'll give you that
but I wouldn't ride for a team with shecks, even if the check was fat
Shecks that wigga ass busta
pretending to be a hustla
he ain't hustle shit
hes just a red carpet douche chillin' with brit
name one memorable trick that n*gga's done
I don't care how many kickflips hes done down that twenty-one
he's the definition of boring
no originality and a lame ass story
jereme look like he's skating switch when he skate regular
might be because he gets duked up the ass on the regular
You leave Girl and Podium, where's your respect?
Insulting the nickatina of skateboarding and starting a fret?
you would burn girl decks?
Wish someone would burn you cuz you don't belong in the skateboarding sect
you got mad pimples
and you got the ugliest dimples
stunning like lil wayne, as if he isn't lame enough
talking shit about girl acting tough?
I don't care about your cars or your money, can't you see?
I got something you don't, dignity.

hahahaha awesome

no one else want to post anything?  you cant be insecure about if with me and wood pusher postin rhymes ha!

gwb what do you want your rap name to be

[CeeyMar]

Mark Snaps you've just opened a huge can of worms bruh......

[Mark Snappleyard]

Snappleyard, I'll SLAP ya guard and snatch ya chain
Snatch the mic, don't have to write but the raps is lame
And you should know tre flips don't mean that you may spit
Stop that gay shit, don't give a damn if you on Way's dick
Dude's be laughin at you when you whisper your raps
Tell me you shoot with your gats, and how you wish you were black
Proactive? you're wack bitch, consider this rap a SLAPped wrist
Man we're that sick, we're halfcabbed, you're half-wit
I got a pocket full one's and I spit better than you
You're not attractive enough to do what Sheckler can do.
I type it up straight dog, no pens, just keys
God hates you Jereme, you got no friends, trust me.
You're fucking weak, worst dude in the neighborhood
You can say you're hood, but you can't change, you're gay for good.
3, 2, 1 it's now time for the blast off
God I hope not, take your mic and turn that crap off.

There's my contribution.  Where's the beats at maaaannn?

[Sarmiento Subs]

Snappleyard, I'll SLAP ya guard and snatch ya chain
Snatch the mic, don't have to write but the raps is lame
And you should know tre flips don't mean that you may spit
Stop that gay shit, don't give a damn if you on Way's dick
Dude's be laughin at you when you whisper your raps
Tell me you shoot with your gats, and how you wish you were black
Proactive? you're wack bitch, consider this rap a SLAPped wrist
Man we're that sick, we're halfcabbed, you're half-wit
I got a pocket full one's and I spit better than you
You're not attractive enough to do what Sheckler can do.
I type it up straight dog, no pens, just keys
God hates you Jereme, you got no friends, trust me.
You're fucking weak, worst dude in the neighborhood
You can say you're hood, but you can't change, you're gay for good.
3, 2, 1 it's now time for the blast off
God I hope not, take your mic and turn that crap off.

There's my contribution.  Where's the beats at maaaannn?

fuckin awesome!

i posted a verse about ball stench in the whatever section just now, not even joking

[Wood Pusher]

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motherfuck JR and fuck ryan shecks
JR pops wood when ryan flashes his pecks
faggot treble clef face tat
fuck that, JR bring wack rap
stay off the mic, hop off the track
dont even think about comin back
you gettin tore up on the verse
slaughtered in life
got no gat, got no knife
you cant pull it off like a diamond heist
you rep diamonds act like you rich
but i dont care your face still full of zits
i cant stop wont stop cant wait
all i want to do is lay fist to your face
crack your jaw, give you tmj
cause mo'fucka yo rhymes is gay
you lack the style but you gain the pay
i hope you live life for the day
cause you life be over quick
just like a solar eclipse
too bad hot pussy never graced your dick
youre pathetic and lame
get the fuck out of the game
you a faggot like david blaine
but at least he got tricks
you aint got shit
got that? so step back
you played out bitch like the war in iraq
ya cant upgrade from ridin for girl
not plan b, no deck in the world
you done fucked up your life
like pregnant 14 year old girls

ha, im sorry but i just wanted to type something real quick before i go watch tv

plus at the least now no one else can be insecure about postin their own actually not shitty stuff cause just think you cant be worse! ha

[close]

J rogs what the fuck is wrong with you?
You betray Rick and Mike and go to Danny way too?
They made you who you are
if it wasn't for them and jeron you wouldn't have any of yo expensive cars
thjats right you're ungrateful
acting liek you fateful
with that jesus shit
but what kind of christian go for a joint hit?
Because it's fake just like your style
it take you an hour to skate a mile
you think you 8 mile
you betta smile,
you had it good to begin with dude
leaving one of the legitest teams for shecks, that's rude
Now whats up with you and shecks, you finger bang eachother?
heard rick and mike went straight on yo motha
If it wasn't for Rick and Mike noone woulda ever heard of ya
so you leave them for some dude who's for homophobia?
Way is rad I'll give you that
but I wouldn't ride for a team with shecks, even if the check was fat
Shecks that wigga ass busta
pretending to be a hustla
he ain't hustle shit
hes just a red carpet douche chillin' with brit
name one memorable trick that n*gga's done
I don't care how many kickflips hes done down that twenty-one
he's the definition of boring
no originality and a lame ass story
jereme look like he's skating switch when he skate regular
might be because he gets duked up the ass on the regular
You leave Girl and Podium, where's your respect?
Insulting the nickatina of skateboarding and starting a fret?
you would burn girl decks?
Wish someone would burn you cuz you don't belong in the skateboarding sect
you got mad pimples
and you got the ugliest dimples
stunning like lil wayne, as if he isn't lame enough
talking shit about girl acting tough?
I don't care about your cars or your money, can't you see?
I got something you don't, dignity.

[close]

hahahaha awesome

no one else want to post anything?  you cant be insecure about if with me and wood pusher postin rhymes ha!

gwb what do you want your rap name to be

The CHZA
Or just CHZA (pronounced chi-zah)

[Bubblegum Tate]

I saw Chris Gentry rap live once, and that was pretty fuckin phenomenal. But yeah, I'd definitely pay money to see Jereme Rogers rap live.

Do they make J ROG shirts? I'd buy some.

My personal favorite. "Put Em in the Lac"

[Sarmiento Subs]

The CHZA
Or just CHZA (pronounced chi-zah)

nice, big gza and wu fan myself, question is when you scratch Christian (or whatever word your ch is representing) does it sound like CHZA the way razor sounds like RZA?

[ige]

So how can you put the album on your iPod?

[Wood Pusher]

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The CHZA
Or just CHZA (pronounced chi-zah)

[close]

nice, big gza and wu fan myself, question is when you scratch Christian (or whatever word your ch is representing) does it sound like CHZA the way razor sounds like RZA?

Nah it doesn't but I'll go with it anyway.

[CNieratko]

yous guys remember this:


this is how i'd like to see this Slap Track filmed for a video.

[Sarmiento Subs]

yous guys remember this:


this is how i'd like to see this Slap Track filmed for a video.

you gonna fly us out to the same place? ha

we could all make animate gifs of ourselves that last the duration of our verse(s) and that could be the video, i know most people wouldnt want to take the time but it really wouldnt have to be that long probably