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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2009, 02:18:59 PM »
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Re: post your religion and why
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2009, 02:22:35 PM »
I've got my name involved in 2 different religions and technically I'm Jewish and practice none. I was created by God and I'm going to Heaven.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2009, 02:22:49 PM »
at points i think there is something, but i can never be too sure for obvious reasons. i also can't decide which one appeals to me the most

this seems like a complete lie, and i might be fusing two different occasions together because i was really young at the time, but i used to live with my grandparents when i was younger and i would always go to church with my grandmother on sundays(i think). one day she decided to give me the option to not go. i decided to stay in since it meant nothing to me at the time and i had no clue what was going on, but the church ended up burning down that day. it was a very strange coincidence that i didn't understand for the longest time. granted i may have just put two and two together over time and just assume that it was the same incident

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2009, 02:29:46 PM »
Do you think your grandma burned down the church? Maybe, you should ask her.

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« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2009, 02:39:16 PM »
Do you think your grandma burned down the church? Maybe, you should ask her.
she was very religious her entire life up until she passed away. i understand the intended joke, but i never really mentioned it. knowing what i know now, i would have loved her to tell me that it was my fault and punishment for not going that day

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2009, 02:44:12 PM »
i always find it funny, hypocritical, and quite ironic how absolutely judgmental many christians (especially those VERY set in their ways) are. their religion teaches them not to judge ("only god can judge me"), unfairly or otherwise, and yet they insist on telling non-believers that they are missing a part of their soul... that there is a void in their life... that you are WRONG and are damned for it... where's the justification there? this is one of the problems i have with religion, especially the big 2 that teach conversion strongly (christianity and islam).

i'm certainly a believer in "whatever works for you", as who am i to conjecture that my belief of why we are here and what happens afterwords is correct. i'm down for any religious type that at least understands this. most of you are too, saying "just don't force it on me".

the problem lies that their religion of choice teaches them TO force it on you. to convert you.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2009, 03:06:13 PM »
I thought christianity was all about iced-out "t" necklaces. JR Blastoff, back me up.
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »
religion is something that i have no interest in whatsoever. i have no desire to believe in anything, or to not believe in anything. if other people didnt bring it up, id probably never even think about religion, god, or anything like that.

yeah, pretty much a waste of time.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2009, 04:42:36 PM »
I was born a catholict but I have recently converted to the Pastafarian faith
Why am I pastafari? I am half Italian so I find the belief in flying spaghetti monsters quite intriguing.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2009, 05:11:56 PM »
I was born a catholict but I have recently converted to the Pastafarian faith
Why am I pastafari? I am half Italian so I find the belief in flying spaghetti monsters quite intriguing.

i did my final speech for my college speech class on FSM and Pastafarianism and keeping religion out of schools.  it blew minds

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2009, 05:16:41 PM »
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Do you think your grandma burned down the church? Maybe, you should ask her.
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she was very religious her entire life up until she passed away. i understand the intended joke, but i never really mentioned it. knowing what i know now, i would have loved her to tell me that it was my fault and punishment for not going that day
I was actually not joking about it. I thought you were implying that she left you at home to burn down the church. I sound so fucking stupid. But, sorry to hear about you grandmother.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2009, 06:16:42 PM »
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2009, 07:30:22 AM »
Speaking of religion.

Today in my world religion class some girl was going on about how we can only be this smart because god allowed us to be this smart, that's why animals are so dumb. She said we are smart because we can talk and she compared deaf people to animals........


Hahah, that's a religous person for you.
I'm athiest, I think it makes the most sense to me. Evolution seems crazy until you actually learn about it and see how much more sense it makes than a giant invisible soul creating everything.
 
Also religion is the cause of most wars, World War II was Hitler's crazy right wing beliefs.  All that fighting in the middle east has been over three religions.  And just in general religion breeds ignorance and fanatics. Not saying all are but there isn't any blow-your-self-up-athiests.

i never really discuss it with people though, I dont like to push that on other people or vice versa.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2009, 09:22:31 AM »
I grew up in a good old fashioned fundamentalist Christian household where I decided to do shit my own way. I believed in some version of the Christian God, Jesus, Holy Spirit, and all that stuff, but I still drank, smoked (and smoked up), got into fights and random mischief, but I never felt like a hypocrite because I never talked religion unless I was in the company of a pastor, which is really easy to do when you live in a small town with a church on every corner.

I'm an atheist now (sorry for posting in a religion thread!) and it was weird... it was so gradual that I never realized it, I mean, I didn't spend days doubting God, I just eventually realized that I simply didn't believe in any of it anymore. In college I initially majored in English with a focus on literature. It was really interesting to see where a number of the stories in the Bible came from... the most prominent (in literature) is probably the whole flood story. The Epic of Gilgamesh, written roughly 2,000 years before Genesis, has a flood story that's nearly identical all the way down to the olive branch (though they used different birds). That's not to say that the Bible is a book of plagiarism, but it was common practice in those days (and the days before) to take folk tales and retool them to fit the audience. The Gilgamesh flood story wasn't the first, either... but it was one of the best preserved.

I don't have any beef with religious people as long as they aren't flaming evangelical religionists attempting to challenge reality or form our culture in their image based on their limited, selective, and selectively literal interpretation of the Bible or Quran. I've known a few people that practice Judaism, including some Israeli drinking buddies, but I've never met anyone in that's tried to convert me, in real life or online.

My main beef is with people that use religion as a front to excuse prejudice or willful ignorance. Like I said most people I know are religious, and they're exceptional friends. We mutually accept where we each stand, so it's a non issue. At work it's kind've weird though... the only people who know who are atheists are other atheists/agnostics (and one friend at work who is Hindu). There aren't many of us, but we keep quiet about it because there are some overtly religious people at work and it's much easier to just diplomatically and subtly redirect any religious discussion they might try to include me in. I've heard enough to know that if they knew I was a non believer, I'd be seen as a practitioner of something evil.

Here in Louisiana, the door has been opened to allow for the study and discussion of "Intelligent Design" as an alternative to biological evolution. That kind of shit pisses me off to no end... to teach that it's a valid alternative is an insult to science, as well as an educational setback for students forced to learn that line of bullshit.

Gay marriage: It's lame how anti gay activists use emotional appeals to make sure gays don't have marriages recognized by whatever state they're in (California's probably the best example though). People say they want to "protect marriage," but how the fuck are you protecting marriage by preventing it? If you want to protect the "sanctity" of marriage, then see if you can get legislation passed that makes divorce illegal. Good luck with that. Fuck "civil unions" too... fuck that separate but equal nonsense. If you're against gay marriage, you might as well take the next logical leap and be for the outlawing of homosexuality. If they don't deserve equal rights and a protected pursuit towards happiness, might as well take all their rights away (like Florida where gays can't even adopt).

The abortion thing too... I'm pro choice, but I'm sick of hearing anti abortionists draping themselves in religion when fighting against it. There are a few anti abortion groups that are also atheist in nature, and they might offer the anti choice crowd some real debate material other than "God hates abortion!" I'm not swayed by the atheist-anti-abortion argument, but I can appreciate it as a real and debatable argument.   

I'm also bummed at religionists that support laws and legislation that test the limits (or cross) the seperation of church and state. The secular nature of our laws protects religion, the worst thing the religious could do is have government-endorsed religion. Shit like that might make somebody go Pilgrim.

/sorry for the rant, it's been wet and cold all day

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2009, 09:48:14 AM »
I am Christian but i believe a lot of christian people his christianity a bad name.  They get really fanatical and make try to push their beliefs on others..  people say their christians when their are really not which also gives christianity a bad name..all Christianity is asking to God to lead your life and live life like him..im not saying its possible because we are all humans and we all sin and god knows this..Christianity isn't a religion, its a relationship that one has with God..i have seen God work in many ways in my life so i will always try to live like him.


I'm agnostic, it's not that I don't believe there could be a god, I just need some sort of scientific or tangible proof. And de-nouncing evolution just straight up bugs me.

Their are things in life that cannot be scientifically proven and yeah i know it seems very odd if there is no proof, but there is proof..the bible has never been wrong..before you try to call me out remember to get your facts strait..sorry for ranting but this is just something i feel strongly about

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #46 on: March 28, 2009, 09:51:18 AM »
But how do we know that Christianity is the correct religion? What if Jesus really was some crazy guy like the jews believed? What if the Muslims are right? How will we know?

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2009, 10:34:03 AM »
i think this is a really good thread, thank you all for being respectful towards one another

grim, amazing post

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« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2009, 10:45:50 AM »
But how do we know that Christianity is the correct religion? What if Jesus really was some crazy guy like the jews believed? What if the Muslims are right? How will we know?

its called having faith
everyone has faith in something else
there is no right or wrong answer to it

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2009, 11:59:01 AM »
i don't have one. But if i had to choose the religion that most closely ressembled my personal idealogies, it would be LaVeyian Satanism (not to be confused with Theatic Satanism - aka. the one that believes in pitchforks and Hell).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laveyan_satanism

but yeah, i don't align myself with any ONE religion. I pick and choose certain aspects of different religions that i find to be worth following and integrate them into my day-to-day life. Every religion has it's faults, so it's almost impossible for an invidividual to fully immserse themselves in one.

i was brought up Cathlolic and still go to church almost every Sunday (mostly for the free donuts).
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2009, 12:28:27 PM »
i always find it funny, hypocritical, and quite ironic how absolutely judgmental many christians (especially those VERY set in their ways) are. their religion teaches them not to judge ("only god can judge me"), unfairly or otherwise, and yet they insist on telling non-believers that they are missing a part of their soul... that there is a void in their life... that you are WRONG and are damned for it... where's the justification there? this is one of the problems i have with religion, especially the big 2 that teach conversion strongly (christianity and islam).

i'm certainly a believer in "whatever works for you", as who am i to conjecture that my belief of why we are here and what happens afterwords is correct. i'm down for any religious type that at least understands this. most of you are too, saying "just don't force it on me".

the problem lies that their religion of choice teaches them TO force it on you. to convert you.

you need saving, after all!  ::)
That is the worst thing about christianity or any religion. Proselytizing. Its so arrogant, and I'm pretty sure has started 99% of religious wars.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #51 on: March 28, 2009, 12:34:38 PM »
I don't think atheism and agnosticism are mutually exclusive. Not in every case, I mean.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2009, 12:46:38 PM »
What do you call someone who believes in god but doesn't participate in religion?

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2009, 12:55:02 PM »
I don't think atheism and agnosticism are mutually exclusive. Not in every case, I mean.
I thought they were by definition? Like atheism is a certainty in the fact that their is no god, and agnostics just don't know, and many think it is impossible to know, which prevents them from being religious at all. but atheism almost is a religion I think. I don't know, can you explain what you mean?
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2009, 12:59:11 PM »
My man.


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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2009, 01:55:23 PM »
i dunno.

baptised a Catholic (obviously not by choice) became "christian" by choice (cuz i hated going to Catholic church, too long as a kid it sucked)
then stopped going to church all together & now i just live by basic morals that i feel everyone should live by in order to live a "normal & good karma'd life".

1.dont kill anyone
2.dont steal
3.treat others how you want to be treated
4.dont be "that guy"
5.appreciate everything you do have
6.respect goes a long way
7.do good things for others, dont hesitate (im always helping pushing cars on highways, giving my friends a ride cuz they ran out of gas 2 hours up north,etc) ...shit like that
 
no one should go to church unless they want to.. i hate it when people try to make you feel bad about it. theres no point unless you want to.

i live everyday like this & my life has been pretty rad. & if there is a heaven, im sure God will hook it up, if not.. then i tried & i'll see you all in hell!
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #56 on: March 28, 2009, 02:01:45 PM »
god is real, and he loves all of us.
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2009, 02:46:39 PM »
this book is my bible:

and it sums up my "religion"

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« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2009, 03:18:13 PM »
I don't quite understand when a person tells me that "God" created me. My mom and dad fucked and that was how I was born. So, how did "God" create me?

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2009, 05:20:59 PM »
Is there any "real" satanists ?
Or do you all just do it for shock value ?
Because it seems like people only get into so they piss parents off and write 666 everywhere