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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2009, 07:46:08 PM »
Is there any "real" satanists ?
Or do you all just do it for shock value ?
Because it seems like people only get into so they piss parents off and write 666 everywhere

yeah it's like a trend where i live.
all these dudes reppin' satan 666 & whatever, but when it comes down to it they all say, Nah.. im not down for the devil.

i don't get it?
i think everything in life has became a trend at one point.
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2009, 07:47:33 PM »
I'm down for the devil brah.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2009, 08:08:27 PM »
atheist, b/c i’m not a regular kook/pedophile.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2009, 08:30:30 PM »
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I don't think atheism and agnosticism are mutually exclusive. Not in every case, I mean.
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I thought they were by definition? Like atheism is a certainty in the fact that their is no god, and agnostics just don't know, and many think it is impossible to know, which prevents them from being religious at all. but atheism almost is a religion I think. I don't know, can you explain what you mean?
Yeah, I should've expanded that a bit... there are basically a ton of grey areas, then there are some on the atheistic side that can prevent agnostic atheism, and you pointed to it.
With agnosticism, there's a general claim that one's just not sure.
Next to that is theistic agnosticism, which is a belief that there probably is a god or even a few, but you're not sure which it is and are satisfied not being worried about it because it's unknowable.

Then there's implicit and explicit atheism... that's where I meant in not every case, and your scenario is one of those cases.

With implicit atheism, you simply lack a belief in gods and whatnot, but in my opinion, you have to accept that that framework of thought can be easily falsifiable. Today, right now, I'm an atheist that lacks a belief in every god I know of, and I probably lack that theistic belief for a lot of god I don't know about... but I reserve room that if a god's existence can be proven to me, I'll have to accept the reality that it's right there staring at me. I find the likelihood of that happening to be just about zero. A good example of what I mean is Bertrand Russel's (now adopted by Dawkins) known as the teacup scenario. What if some random cat said there was a teacup orbiting the sun super close... too close to observe or verify. I wouldn't believe it, but because I lack the ability to prove that the teacup exists, I can't be absolutely certain, though my doubts in general outweigh my consideration of its possibility. In this way, I'm an atheist because I don't have a belief in a celestial teacup, but I have to incorporate agnosticism to a degree, because I don't have the means to disprove the ascertain, even though it's completely ludicrous.

The atheist you described is an explicit atheist, a system of thought sometimes referred to as "strong atheism" (versus weak atheism, alternatively called negative and positive atheism). Personally, I find this type of atheism to be flawed on its base:
Explicit atheists try to take an authoritative, absolute, positive assertion that "there are no gods, that's it, end of story."
I find that type of atheism (and the one you illustrated) to be as flawed as any religion that claims to know the unknowable... but because they claim to know that there are no gods, they're the one's that don't fit with with agnostic wonderment. They override any notion of the possibility of a cosmic being, and even though they're probably right on the lack of gods part, I don't trust absolute statements like that. To me it's as flawed as saying "there is definitely a God of Gods, and his name is Jehovah-jireh!"

Last thing to add on this, any Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindis, or any other people here with a mono or polytheistic belief system are nearly as atheist as me, so it's not really a stretch to see where we're coming from. I'll use Christianity as an example... you believe in God, I don't. But that's where our differences disappear. We both share a lack of belief in Ra, Shiva, Thor, the Muslim version of Allah, and even the "angels" that visited Joseph Smith (who eventually created Mormonism). Theists are atheists with the exception of one god or gods. Some of us just look at your god the same way we both look at sun gods or all the Pharaohs that are partying it up in the land of the dead.

Anyway, there are a lot of grey areas in implicit atheism and agnosticism that allow them to overlap. The explicit atheists don't allow room for that train of thought.
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2009, 08:36:04 PM »
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Is there any "real" satanists ?
Or do you all just do it for shock value ?
Because it seems like people only get into so they piss parents off and write 666 everywhere
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yeah it's like a trend where i live.
all these dudes reppin' satan 666 & whatever, but when it comes down to it they all say, Nah.. im not down for the devil.

i don't get it?
i think everything in life has became a trend at one point.

even Slayer isn't down for the devil.

black metal bands though, over in Scandanavia, there are cats who have burned down churches with folks inside, that's pure hate filed devilry.

My boss came up to me not so long ago and handed me a little piece of paper with a story on it and said "Stevie, you're a smart kid. you're going into the service (navy) and i just want you to read this when you get a chance to be alone. It's not about church or religion, it's about god, it's about you."

To me, that's what it's all about, god, or whatever, that's what we are, in and of ourselves, our own god. many of the religious teachings out there offer some means to teach people how to be decent. It's all in how they're applied i suppose.  

whatever happens before and after individual creation is kind of a moot point, no one will ever know. I guess the best bet would be for everyone to smoke some DMT....

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #65 on: March 28, 2009, 08:40:56 PM »
i don't try to classify the various drivel that occupies my mind into some useless category.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2009, 08:43:43 PM »
i don't try to classify the various drivel that occupies my mind into some useless category.
I'm a geek. I'm compelled to categorize things.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #67 on: March 28, 2009, 08:49:04 PM »
that's cool. I just have a hard time proclaiming to subscribe to any particular train of thought when i can never know for sure that what I believe is the same as others in that group. and i like to think my views are constantly evolving and dependent on an unlimited number of variables. so basically, i don't "believe" in anything, i just go with what i know and base my actions off the specifics of the situation.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #68 on: March 28, 2009, 08:51:17 PM »
I am agnostic, all religion is a tool to control others, no thanks on that.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #69 on: March 28, 2009, 08:53:20 PM »
that's cool. I just have a hard time proclaiming to subscribe to any particular train of thought when i can never know for sure that what I believe is the same as others in that group. and i like to think my views are constantly evolving and dependent on an unlimited number of variables. so basically, i don't "believe" in anything, i just go with what i know and base my actions off the specifics of the situation.

ditto.

you should read the power of myth by joseph cambel, it will blow your mind.
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2009, 08:56:04 PM »
I don't believe in anything. I've never been to a church before and I don't plan on going to one any time soon.

Atheists hate religion, but I just don't even care or think about it.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2009, 07:15:56 AM »
Atheists hate religion, but I just don't even care or think about it.
Atheists generally don't hate religion, they just lack one since they don't have supernatural faith.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2009, 07:30:32 AM »
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Atheists hate religion, but I just don't even care or think about it.
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Atheists generally don't hate religion, they just lack one since they don't have supernatural faith.
this is true. although i am an exception. i think i'm on a christopher hitchens level of atheism right now. wherever i go religion is slammed in my face, and i'm bummed out that it's on the currency and shit of the country i will be living in for the next decade or so. yes, the US. your country has got things pretty twisted.

Speaking of religion.

Today in my world religion class some girl was going on about how we can only be this smart because god allowed us to be this smart, that's why animals are so dumb. She said we are smart because we can talk and she compared deaf people to animals........
that's a real weak thing to say, and a very superficial argument. the reason we can communicate stems from thousands of years of development, starting from grunts that are virtually par to a dog's bark. and with our uniquely aposable thumbs, we created tools, scribbled some shit, and it all went awesome from there. that's some basic evolution for ya.


religion is ridiculous. it boggles my mind that so many people are so blinded. yet, it intrigues me so damn much.
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2009, 09:01:01 AM »
The bible says that many people losing faith is a sign of the apocalypse  :o

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #75 on: March 29, 2009, 11:58:17 AM »
The bible says that many people losing faith is a sign of the apocalypse  :o
Wasn't the devil supposed to get born on 06.06.06? My mom's friend, who was a religious freak, was supposed to deliver on that day. Because she didn't want a "demon child", she got surgery and had it taken out a day before.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #76 on: March 29, 2009, 12:23:29 PM »
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The bible says that many people losing faith is a sign of the apocalypse  :o
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Wasn't the devil supposed to get born on 06.06.06? My mom's friend, who was a religious freak, was supposed to deliver on that day. Because she didn't want a "demon child", she got surgery and had it taken out a day before.

he wasnt born on 06/06/06 but geoff rowley's bday fell on it

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #77 on: March 29, 2009, 12:25:23 PM »
I think Hitchens is an anti-theist, even if Christianity were true, he'd still reject that God.



A good example of what I mean is Bertrand Russel's (now adopted by Dawkins) known as the teacup scenario. What if some random cat said there was a teacup orbiting the sun super close... too close to observe or verify. I wouldn't believe it, but because I lack the ability to prove that the teacup exists, I can't be absolutely certain, though my doubts in general outweigh my consideration of its possibility. In this way, I'm an atheist because I don't have a belief in a celestial teacup, but I have to incorporate agnosticism to a degree, because I don't have the means to disprove the ascertain, even though it's completely ludicrous.


But some truths require that you make some effort to reach out. If I wonder if somebody likes me, I can't sit and wait for evidence before I approach them, since whether someone likes me depends on how I act, how I might reach out to them. The same might be true about God. To know the existence of God might require acts on your part. If you insist on waiting for evidence before you believe, that evidence may never come. But if you take a chance and reach out, then such a truth might be realized (or become known)

I like William James's argument for voluntary belief (faith). Basically when an issue can't be decided on intellectual grounds, you allow the decision to made on your passions. With religion there are two dominant passions: fear of being wrong (so you won't accept until the evidence is convincing) or hope that it is true. James says "dupery for dupery, I don't see why dupery through hope is any worse than dupery through fear."

Even though I’m not a believer I’m still down for the arguments:

God is that which nothing greater can be conceived (the highest being)
Objects can be conceived as existing in the mind (exist only in the imagination - like unicorns) or in the mind and in reality (exist as a thought but also in the world - like the Moon)
It is a greater God to conceive of God as existing in mind and reality than in the mind alone
So, given the first premise, God exists in mind and reality not just in the mind alone

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2009, 01:06:18 PM »
Atheism doesn't proactively search for some higher truth, it's just a default position... it's a neutral act. If not believing in something were proactive, we'd all be spending every waking moment actively disbelieving in everything that isn't real all the way to infinity.

As far as waiting for evidence before I believe, yes. I'm not waiting for evidence, nor do I expect it.

The "reaching out" you're talking about would require something that I choose not to take part in, irrational faith (that's not a knock, it's the term).
I have faith, but it's rational faith. I have faith that my car is parked on the side of my house because I just saw it a couple of minutes ago. I have reason to believe it's there. Then again, even with a rational faith, I must accept reality if I were to walk outside and find that my car has been stolen.

Irrational faith is faith based on a lack of any evidence. I've had that type of faith before, but now I lack it. I do have an irrational fear of flying though.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #79 on: March 29, 2009, 01:22:05 PM »
The bible says that many people losing faith is a sign of the apocalypse  :o
the bible also says that a woman was created from a mans rib, some dude lived in a fish, another dude got god to split an ocean etc.

the bible says a lot of shit...

by the way, why the fuck would god need a rib to make a bitch when he just zapped everything else on the world from nothing? never thought about that before

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Re: post your religion and why
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Dont know if this is posted...But watch it 4sure
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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #81 on: March 29, 2009, 06:15:32 PM »
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The bible says that many people losing faith is a sign of the apocalypse  :o
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the bible also says that a woman was created from a mans rib, some dude lived in a fish, another dude got god to split an ocean etc.

the bible says a lot of shit...

by the way, why the fuck would god need a rib to make a bitch when he just zapped everything else on the world from nothing? never thought about that before
it also says that doing yoga and eating lobster are sins, and you will go to hell.

if you can believe some things in the bible while rejecting certain aspects, to me, that entails a rejection of the bible as a whole- as if you think god's word isn't always right, you're not accepting your religion.
furthermore if we have this ability to pick and choose which aspects are favourable and which aren't, that shows we have innate morality, rendering religion redundant. what religion does to these innate morals, if anything, is skewer them. the church preaches togetherness but teaches hatred and segregation. the same goes for judaism, islam, and hinduism.
that is why i reject religion.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #82 on: March 29, 2009, 06:35:28 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #83 on: March 29, 2009, 06:42:02 PM »
    * Osiris
          o Had well over 200 divine names, including Lord of Lords, King of Kings, God of Gods, Resurrection and the Life, Good Shepherd, Eternity and Everlastingness, the god who "made men and women to be born again."
          o Coming was announced by Three Wise Men: the three stars Mintaka, Anilam, and Alnitak in the belt of Orion, which point directly to Osiris' star in the east, Sirius, significator of his birth
          o Was a devoured Host. His flesh was eaten in the form of communion cakes of wheat, the 'plant of Truth'.
          o The 23rd Psalm copied an Egyptian text appealing to Osiris the Good Shepherd to lead the deceased to the 'green pastures' and 'still waters' of the nefer-nefer land, to restore the soul and body, and to give protection in the valley of the shadow of death...
          o The Lord's Prayer was prefigured by an Egyptian hymn to Osiris-Amen beginning, 'O Amen, O Amen, who are in heaven. Amen was also invoked at the end of every prayer.
          o The teachings of Osiris and Jesus are wonderfully alike. Many passages are identically the same, word for word.
          o As the god of the vine, a great traveling teacher who civilized the world. Ruler and judge of the dead.
          o In his passion, Osiris was plotted against and killed by Set and "the 72."
          o Osiris' resurrection served to provide hope to all that they may do likewise and become eternal.
    * Horus
          o Was born of the virgin Isis-Meri in December 25th in a cave/manger with his birth being announced by a star in the East and attended by three wise men.
          o His earthly father was named "Seb" ("Joseph").
          o He was of royal descent.
          o At age 12 he was a child teacher in the Temple, and at 30, he was baptized, having disappeared for 18 years.
          o Was baptized in the river Eridanus or Iaurutana (Jordan) by "Anup the Baptizer" (John the Baptist) who was decapitated.
          o He ad 12 disciples, two of whom were his "witnesses" and were named "Anup" and "AAn" (the two "Johns").
          o He performed miracles, exorcized demons and raised El-Azarus ("El-Osiris") from the dead.
          o Horus walked on water.
          o His personal epithet was "Iusa" the "ever-becoming son" of "Ptah," the "Father." He was called the "Holy Child."
          o He delivered a "Sermon on the Mount" and his followers recounted the "Sayings of Iusa."
          o Horus was transfigured on the Mount.
          o He was crucified between two thieves, buried for three days in a tomb, was resurrected.
          o Titles: Way, the Truth the Light; Messiah; God's Anointed Son; Son of Man; Good Shepherd; Lamb of God; Word made flesh; Word of Truth.
          o Was "the Fisher" and was associated with the Fish ("Ichthys"), Lamb and Lion.
          o He came to fulfill the Law.
          o Was called "the KRST" or "Anointed One."
          o Was supposed to reign one thousand years.

That's quite a list, but let's make it simple to start: A good number -- at least half -- are so far as I have seen bogus. There has not been a shred of evidence for many of these in any book of Egyptian religion I have thus far consulted. So as Clara Peller used to say, Where's the beef? Where's the original Egyptian lit that backs this up? Christ-Mythers: we do not want to hear from Gerald Massey or Godfrey Higgins; we want the original citation from Egyptian records. If I don't hear from any of you within a year (and I know that they check in on this site, because I hear from them), I'll assume no response is possible and go back to more copycat projects. In some cases below we will draw upon Glenn Miller's copycat article where he has done some previous work.

For convenience I begin by reproducing the "thumbnail sketch of Horus' life" given in Encyclopedia of Religions as offered by Miller, which also lays the groundwork for Osiris:

    "In ancient Egypt there were originally several gods known by the name Horus, but the best known and most important from the beginning of the historic period was the son of Osiris and Isis who was identified with the king of Egypt. According to myth, Osiris, who assumed the rulership of the earth shortly after its creation, was slain by his jealous brother, Seth. The sister- wife of Osiris, Isis, who collected the pieces of her dismembered husband and revived him, also conceived his son and avenger, Horus. Horus fought with Seth, and, despite the loss of one eye in the contest, was successful in avenging the death of his father and in becoming his legitimate successor. Osiris then became king of the dead and Horus king of the living, this transfer being renewed at every change of earthly rule. The myth of divine kingship probably elevated the position of the god as much as it did that of the king. In the fourth dynasty, the king, the living god, may have been one of the greatest gods as well, but by the fifth dynasty the supremacy of the cult of Re, the sun god, was accepted even by the kings. The Horus-king was now also "son of Re." This was made possible mythologically by personifying the entire older genealogy of Horus (the Heliopolitan ennead) as the goddess Hathor, "house of Horus," who was also the spouse of Re and mother of Horus.

    "Horus was usually represented as a falcon, and one view of him was as a great sky god whose outstretched wings filled the heavens; his sound eye was the sun and his injured eye the moon. Another portrayal of him particularly popular in the Late Period, was as a human child suckling at the breast of his mother, Isis. The two principal cult centers for the worship of Horus were at Bekhdet in the north, where very little survives, and at Idfu in the south, which has a very large and well- preserved temple dating from the Ptolemaic period. The earlier myths involving Horus, as well as the ritual per- formed there, are recorded at Idfu."

Osiris

    * Had well over 200 divine names, including Lord of Lords, King of Kings, God of Gods, Resurrection and the Life, Good Shepherd, Eternity and Everlastingness, the god who "made men and women to be born again." The titles I have found ascribed to Osiris are [Fraz.AAO] Lord of All, the Good Being (the most common title), Lord of the Underworld, Lord/King of Eternity, Ruler of the Dead, [Griff.OO] Lord of the West, Great One, [Bud.ERR, 26] "he who takes seat," the Begetter, the Ram, [Bud.ERR, 79] "great Word" (as in, "the word of what cometh into being and what is not" -- a reflection of the ancient idea of the creative power of speech, found likewise in the Greek Logos), "Chief of the Spirits"; [Short.EG, 37] ruler of everlastingness, [Meek.DL, 31] "living god," "God above the gods." All of these are either general titles we would expect to be assigned to any head honcho deity, or else are related to O's command over the underworld. None of the ones cited closest and uniquely like unto Jesus were found.
    * Coming was announced by Three Wise Men: the three stars Mintaka, Anilam, and Alnitak in the belt of Orion, which point directly to Osiris' star in the east, Sirius, significator of his birth. Freke and Gandy repeat only the last part about the star. But while some scholars connect Osiris with Orion, they do not know anything about wise men or a star in the east.
    * Was a devoured Host. His flesh was eaten in the form of communion cakes of wheat, the 'plant of Truth'. Not that anyone in the scholarly lit has reported.
    * The 23rd Psalm copied an Egyptian text appealing to Osiris the Good Shepherd to lead the deceased to the 'green pastures' and 'still waters' of the nefer-nefer land, to restore the soul and body, and to give protection in the valley of the shadow of death... If this is so, no commentator in Egyptian religion or the OT knows about it. Osiris would possibly be known as a shepherd as such imagery was common in the ANE, but I have not seen it yet applied to him by anyone but mythicists.
    * The Lord's Prayer was prefigured by an Egyptian hymn to Osiris-Amen beginning, 'O Amen, O Amen, who are in heaven.' Amen was also invoked at the end of every prayer. If so, we want to know where this prayer is recorded, and so would experts in Egyptian religion. The Hebrew "Amen" is never used as a salutation and means "let it be so" which means it is not "invoked" as a deity is. Beyond that, let's see an etymological connection based on the original languages, not on the correspondence of English characters.
    * The teachings of Osiris and Jesus are wonderfully alike. Many passages are identically the same, word for word. If so, someone other than Achy's source, James Churchward, needs to put them side by side and prove it. The Egyptian religious scholars don't seem aware of it.
    * As the god of the vine, a great traveling teacher who civilized the world. Ruler and judge of the dead. This is a bit non-specific. Frazer reported [Fraz.AAO, vii, 7] that Osiris taught winemaking and agriculture, gave the Egyptians laws, taught them proper worship, and traveled the word teaching these things. But this is the claim that was made of Dionysus as well, and we have answered that point within that essay. Not that it matters, since it seems only Frazer and later Freke and Gandy have an idea that the two are connected. Literature written by scholars of Egyptian religion do not treat them as the same, though some connect Osiris and Orion, and Budge notes the travels but does not connect Osiris and Dionysius [Bud.ERR, 9]. In any event Osiris is nowhere called a "god of the vine". He is ruler and judge of the dead, but this doesn't describe Jesus, who represents a God who is not God of the dead, "but of the living." At most it represents what might be expected of any supreme deity: to rule and to judge.
    * In his passion, Osiris was plotted against and killed by Set and "the 72." This is a combination of terminological fudging, half-truth, and irrelevancy. There was no "passion" -- in the incident alluded to, O. was indeed plotted against by Set. There was a big party, at which Set had a coffin brought in and encouraged everyone, including 72 participants in the scheme and one queen of Ethiopia, to lay down for a fit. Finally it came O's turn, and he was persuaded to lay down in the coffin. Once O was inside, Set nailed the coffin shut and threw it in the river; O suffocated. Note that the 72 here are enemies of O, not his disciples: only the number -- a multiple of 12, a number we still hold in regard today when we purchase eggs and donuts -- is a common touchpoint (and that only in some mss. of Luke 10; others put the number at 70, possibly representing the number of Gentile nations, according to the Jews). They do nothing at all that could be considered like what Jesus' disciples did. As the story goes further, O's wife Isis went looking for the coffin. She found it in Syria, where it had been incorporated into the pillar of a house. She lamented so loudly that some kids in the house died of fright. Later she took it out, opened it up, then went looking for Horus. Meanwhile Set found the coffin and tore the body in 14 pieces which he threw all over the place. In one result Isis went looking for the pieces and buried them as she found them. An alternate story has Isis, Anubis, and Ra piecing the body together, swathing it with bandages, and reviving him -- more on this below.

    * Osiris' resurrection served to provide hope to all that they may do likewise and become eternal. This is where we find some of the biggest misuse of terminology, including by some Egyptian scholars of religion (who do not go on to posit a "copycat" relationship!). Osiris resurrected? Not if "resurrection" is defined as coming back in a glorified body. On this point Miller has done some substantial work, reporting the words of J. Z. Smith, so I will let these speak to begin:

          "Osiris was murdered and his body dismembered and scattered. The pieces of his body were recovered and rejoined, and the god was rejuvenated. However, he did not return to his former mode of existence but rather journeyed to the underworld, where he became the powerful lord of the dead. In no sense can Osiris be said to have 'risen' in the sense required by the dying and rising pattern (as described by Frazer et.al.); most certainly it was never considered as an annual event."

          "In no sense can the dramatic myth of his death and reanimation be harmonized to the pattern of dying and rising gods (as described by Frazer et.al.)."

          "The repeated formula 'Rise up, you have not died,' whether applied to Osiris or a citizen of Egypt, signaled a new, permanent life in the realm of the dead."

          Frankfort concurs:

          "Osiris, in fact, was not a 'dying' god at all but a 'dead' god. He never returned among the living; he was not liberated from the world of the dead, as Tammuz was. On the contrary, Osiris altogether belonged to the world of the dead; it was from there that he bestowed his blessings upon Egypt. He was always depicted as a mummy, a dead king." [Kingship and the gods: a study of ancient Near Eastern religion as the integration of society & nature. UChicago:1978 edition, p.289]

          Perhaps the only pagan god for whom there is a resurrection is the Egyptian Osiris. Close examination of this story shows that it is very different from Christ's resurrection. Osiris did not rise; he ruled in the abode of the dead. As biblical scholar, Roland de Vaux, wrote, "What is meant of Osiris being 'raised to life?' Simply that, thanks to the ministrations of Isis, he is able to lead a life beyond the tomb which is an almost perfect replica of earthly existence. But he will never again come among the living and will reign only over the dead.… This revived god is in reality a 'mummy' god."... No, the mummified Osiris was hardly an inspiration for the resurrected Christ...As Yamauchi observes, "Ordinary men aspired to identification with Osiris as one who had triumphed over death." But it is a mistake to equate the Egyptian view of the afterlife with the biblical doctrine of resurrection. To achieve immortality the Egyptian had to meet three conditions: First, his body had to be preserved by mummification. Second, nourishment was provided by the actual offering of daily bread and beer. Third, magical spells were interred with him. His body did not rise from the dead; rather elements of his personality-his Ba and Ka-continued to hover over his body. ["The Resurrection of Jesus Christ: Myth, Hoax, or History?" David J. MacLeod, in The Emmaus Journal, V7 #2, Winter 98, p169

      Frazer [Fraz.AAO, viii] wrote that every dead man was given Osiris' name on top of his own in order to identify with the god.

      So O's "resurrection" is no resurrection at all -- and in fact was actually a sort of function of the way the Egyptian gods were, shall we say, being half Frankenstein, half Lego set. There are in fact many stories of the Egyptian gods flinging various body parts around, and to no overall harm, because "divine bodies were thought to be impervious to change" [Meek.DL, 57] and so O's dead body neither rotted nor decomposed as it waited to be put back together. This is how it was with all these Egyptian gods: Seth and Horus have a fight in which they throw dung at each other then steal each others' genitals [Bud.ERR, 64]. Horus' eye is stolen by Set, but Horus gets it back and gives it to Osiris, who eats it [ibid., 88]. Horus had a headache, and another deity offers to loan him his head until the headache went away [Meek.DL, 57]. Osiris did pay a price for his dismembering death, in that he was limited to the world of the dead [and manifestly ignorant as a result of what went on "above ground" -- Meek.DL, 88-9], but that is only because he had actually died once before when his father accidentally killed him [ibid., 80].

Horus

Now we get to the matters of Horus. Many of these have had some input from Miller, so we'll report those and add as needed.

    * Was born of the virgin Isis-Meri in December 25th in a cave/manger with his birth being announced by a star in the East and attended by three wise men. The lit has confirmed what Miller offers, and I have also seen the depiction he refers to below. I have found no reference to a cave/manger -- Frazer [Fraz.AAO, 8] has Horus born in the swamps, and knows nothing about a star or Wise Men, of any number.

          ...Horus was NOT born of a virgin at all. Indeed, one ancient Egyptian relief depicts this conception by showing his mother Isis in a falcon form, hovering over an erect phallus of a dead and prone Osiris in the Underworld (EOR, s.v. "Phallus"). And the Dec 25 issue is of no relevance to us--nowhere does the NT associate this date with Jesus' birth at all.

          Indeed, the description of the conception of Horus will show exactly the sexual elements that characterize pagan 'miracle births', as noted by the scholars earlier:

          "But after she [i.e., Isis] had brought it [i.e. Osiris' body] back to Egypt, Seth managed to get hold of Osiris's body again and cut it up into fourteen parts, which she scattered all over Egypt. Then Isis went out to search for Osiris a second time and buried each part where she found it (hence the many tombs of Osiris tht exist in Egypt). The only part that she did not find was the god's penis, for Seth had thrown it into the river, where it had been eaten by a fish; Isis therefore fashioned a substitute penis to put in its place. She had also had sexual intercourse with Osisis after his death, which resulted in the conception and birth of his posthumous son, Harpocrates, Horus-the-child. Osiris became king of the netherworld, and Horus proceeded to fight with Seth..." [CANE:2:1702; emphasis mine] [BTW, the Hebrew word 'satan' is not a 'cognate' of the name 'seth' by any means: "The root *STN is not evidenced in any of the cognate languages in texts that are prior to or contemporary with its occurrences in the Hebrew Bible" DDD, s.v. 1369f]

      

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #84 on: March 29, 2009, 06:45:10 PM »
The one reference I have found to a birth of Horus has him born on the 31st day of the Egyptian month of Khoiak -- the mythers have a one in 365 chance that this matches Dec. 25th! Achy adds, with Massey as a likely source, the claim that on the walls of the Luxor Temple is a scene showing the "Annunciation, Immaculate Conception, Birth and Adoration of Horus, with Thoth announcing to the Virgin Isis that she will conceive Horus; with Kenph, the 'Holy Ghost,' impregnating the virgin," complete with three wise men. For some reason neither Achy nor Massey provide a name or number for this carving, or a location any more specific than the Luxor Temple, which is a rather huge place that is inaccessible to most of Achy's readers. When pressed by an inquirer at her site, Achy plays word games -- "Isis is the constellation of Virgo the Virgin, as well as the Moon, which becomes a 'virgin' during when it is new. The sun god - in this case, Horus - is born of this Virgin goddess." -- and alludes to a document from the 6th century AD! No substantiation is offered for the Isis-Virgo connection at all; it has no more authority than saying "Isis is Gomer the prostitute." If such a carving exists it is only what Achy thinks it is via the interpretation of Massey. (A writer recently sent this description from an Egyptian tour site: "Kingship was believed to be ordained by the gods at the beginning of time in accordance with ma'at., the well-ordered state, truth, justice, cosmic order. The reigning king was also the physical son of the Creator sun-god. This divine conception and birth was recorded on the walls of Luxor Temple, at Deir el-Bahri, and other royal cult temples throughout Egypt. The king was also an incarnation of the dynastic god Horus, and when deceased, the king was identified with the father of Horus, Osiris. This living king was thus a unique entity, the living incarnation of deity, divinely chosen intermediary, who could act as priest for the entire nation, reciting the prayers, dedicating the sacrifices...A peristyle forecourt of Amenhotep III is fused with the hypostyle hall, which is the first room in the inner, originally roofed, part of the temple. This leads to a series of for antechambers with subsidiary rooms. The Birth Room east of the second antechamber is decorated with reliefs showing the symbolic divine birth of Amenhotep III resulting from the union of his mother Mutemwiya and the god Amun. The bark sanctuary includes a free-standing building added by Alexander the Great within the larger chamber created by Amenhotep III. Well-preserved reliefs show Amun's portable bark shrine and other scenes of the king in the presence of the gods. The sanctuary of Amenhotep III is the last room on the central axis of the temple." This is significantly devoid of a virgin conception or birth, wise men, or a Holy Ghost. You might squeeze an adoration out of it, but who does not adore newborns anyway? But now see the trump card, provided by a Skeptic ashamed of Achy's thesis; see here.)
    * His earthly father was named "Seb" ("Joseph"). Actually Seb was the earth-god, not "earthly," but rather the earth itself (as Nut was the sky), and he was O's dad, not Horus', though one of my helpful researchers tells me there is one version in which Horus was the son of Seb. And don't fall for the etymological trick or treat: You can't get from "Seb" to "Joseph" just by putting the names next to each other.
    * He was of royal descent. Obviously true, and Horus was often identified with the living Pharaoh, but so commonplace as to be meaningless.
    * At age 12 he was a child teacher in the Temple, and at 30, he was baptized, having disappeared for 18 years.
    * Was baptized in the river Eridanus or Iaurutana (Jordan) by "Anup the Baptizer" (John the Baptist) who was decapitated.
    * He had 12 disciples, two of whom were his "witnesses" and were named "Anup" and "AAn" (the two "Johns"). Egyptian religion scholars know of none of this. On this last Miller notes:

          ...my research in the academic literature does not surface this fact. I can find references to FOUR "disciples"--variously called the semi-divine HERU-SHEMSU ("Followers of Horus") [GOE:1.491]. I can find references to SIXTEEN human followers (GOE:1.196). And I can find reference to an UNNUMBERED group of followers called mesniu/mesnitu ("blacksmiths") who accompanied Horus in some of his battles [GOE:1.475f; although these might be identified with the HERU-SHEMSU in GOE:1.84]. But I cannot find TWELVE anywhere... Horus is NOT the sun-god (that's Re), so we cannot use the 'all solar gods have twelve disciples--in the Zodiac' routine here.]

    * He performed miracles, exorcized demons and raised El-Azarus ("El-Osiris") from the dead. Miller notes:

          Miracle stories abound, even among religious groups that could not possibly have influenced one another, such as Latin American groups (e.g. Aztecs) and Roman MR's, so this 'similarity' carries no force. The reference to this specific resurrection I cannot find ANYWHERE in the scholarly literature. I have looked under all forms of the name to no avail. The fact that something so striking is not even mentioned in modern works of Egyptology indicates its questionable status. It simply cannot be adduced as data without SOME real substantiation. The closest thing to it I can find is in Horus' official funerary role, in which he "introduces" the newly dead to Osirus and his underworld kingdom. In the Book of the Dead, for example, Horus introduces the newly departed Ani to Osirus, and asks Osirus to accept and care for Ani (GOE:1.490).

    * Horus walked on water. Not that I have found, but he was thrown in the water (see below).
    * His personal epithet was "Iusa" the "ever-becoming son" of "Ptah," the "Father." He was called the "Holy Child." Miller says:

          This fact has likewise escaped me and my research. I have looked at probably 50 epithets of the various Horus deities, and most major indices of the standard Egyptology reference works and come up virtually empty-handed. I can find a city named "Iusaas" [GOE:1.85], a pre-Islamic Arab deity by the name of "Iusaas", thought by some to be the same as the Egyptian god Tehuti/Thoth [GOE:2.289], and a female counterpart to Tem, named "Iusaaset" [GOE:1.354]. But no reference to Horus as being "Iusa"... ]

    * He delivered a "Sermon on the Mount" and his followers recounted the "Sayings of Iusa."
    * Horus was transfigured on the Mount.
    * He was crucified between two thieves, buried for three days in a tomb, was resurrected. None of these three can be found, either. On the last Miller writes:

          I can find no references to Horus EVER dying, until he later becomes "merged" with Re the Sun god, after which he 'dies' and is 'reborn' every single day as the sun rises. And even in this 'death', there is no reference to a tomb anywhere...

      I found in Budge one idea that Horus had died and been cast in pieces in the water, and his parts were fished out by Sebek the crocodile god at Isis' request. But that's a funny sort of baptism at best (see above). Another source notes a story where Horus is bitten by a snake and revived, which is still not much of a parallel.
    * Titles: Way, the Truth the Light; Messiah; God's Anointed Son; Son of Man; Good Shepherd; Lamb of God; Word made flesh; Word of Truth. I found thesed titles: [Bud.ERR, 78] Great God, Chief of the Powers, Master of Heaven, Avenger of His Father (since he beat up Set, who "killed" Osiris). He may have been called rightly "Son of Man" as the son of royalty (see here) but I have found no evidence for this.
    * Was "the Fisher" and was associated with the Fish ("Ichthys"), Lamb and Lion.
    * He came to fulfill the Law.
    * Was called "the KRST" or "Anointed One."
    * Was supposed to reign one thousand years. I have found no evidence for any of these last four.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #85 on: March 29, 2009, 06:46:48 PM »
Sorry for the length of this, but I think it is very important to read. It shows that early Jewish people took legends from Egypt and adapted them to their own religion.

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2009, 06:47:50 PM »
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The bible says that many people losing faith is a sign of the apocalypse  :o
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the bible also says that a woman was created from a mans rib, some dude lived in a fish, another dude got god to split an ocean etc.

the bible says a lot of shit...

by the way, why the fuck would god need a rib to make a bitch when he just zapped everything else on the world from nothing? never thought about that before
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it also says that doing yoga and eating lobster are sins, and you will go to hell.

if you can believe some things in the bible while rejecting certain aspects, to me, that entails a rejection of the bible as a whole- as if you think god's word isn't always right, you're not accepting your religion.
furthermore if we have this ability to pick and choose which aspects are favourable and which aren't, that shows we have innate morality, rendering religion redundant. what religion does to these innate morals, if anything, is skewer them. the church preaches togetherness but teaches hatred and segregation. the same goes for judaism, islam, and hinduism.
that is why i reject religion.

you are right, but to add one thing to it, not everyone views it as God's word, there are a some positive things in about all religious books/texts, that being said it pretty much proves it isnt really about any specific religion so dont think that im not agreeing with you, but you can feel that God embraces something even if it was jsut written by humans, just like you can believe God doesn't feel that way even if someone wrote it in a religious book

also with that being said, if you feel that way you cant claim a specific religion
Sorry for the length of this, but I think it is very important to read. It shows that early Jewish people took legends from Egypt and adapted them to their own religion.

dont worry about the length, thank you for posting it i look forward to reading it later tonight

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #87 on: March 29, 2009, 06:50:42 PM »
Do the Muslims have any tie to the jews?

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #88 on: March 29, 2009, 06:54:12 PM »
Do the Muslims have any tie to the jews?

Judaism,Christianity and Islam all came from the same area. 

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Re: post your religion and why
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2009, 06:57:00 PM »
Here's a question I have:

Did Jesus actually exist? And if he didn't, how did the christians decide to leave Judaism and start their own religion if he didn't exist?