Last year, I went to a strip club for the first time. There was some weird series of events where the manager called my buddies "fags" in the lap dance rooms, gave them free door passes, then sat down at our table and talked to me about Gwar. Anyway, he told me, "Last time I saw them, they played with CRADLE OF FUCKING FILTH, BRO." I told him I hated Cradle of Filth and he got really animated and threw a chair. He paced around upset for a little bit, one of the strippers got involved, then he sat back down and we debated whether Cradle of Filth was actually a good band. We reconciled under the fact that we both liked Darkthrone.