BORING ALERT!

[LordManHammer]

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Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.

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You know he’s up in a deer stand right now getting all eaten up inside about it.  He’s also thinking something along the lines of “Why am I up in this stand right now?  Is this really fun?  I don’t even know why I’m doing this.  Is it just to fit in with my peer group?  When I look upon God’s creation and see a beautiful, innocent creature walk by, do I really have the urge to kill it?  I don’t need it’s meat for sustenance.  When will I ever break from this guilded cage of redneck decadence I’ve constructed for myself?  It’s always been a lie.  When will I find the courage to be who I want to be?  Sequined one-piece jumpsuit?  Yes please!  And I would put on that fabulous, blood red sequined jumpsuit and that white feather boa and I’d go out to the big city and see the people I like to see and listen to the music i want to hear and I would DANCE damn it... I would DANCE until dawn!”

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you just posted cringe bro

I can imagine the redneck now arguing with his dad I wanna dance dad! In his sequined real tree jumpsuit onesie.

I wanna dance dad not skin animals!!!

[authentic_creed_bratton]

Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.

laughing at them works a lot better

[Deputy Wendell]

i don't get it?

[flamingoflyout]

PLEASE tell me there will be a slap year in review and maybe crew neck sweaters, and maybe try and get a shalom on the 9er club

[SneakySecrets]

PLEASE tell me there will be a slap year in review and maybe crew neck sweaters, and maybe try and get a shalom on the 9er club

ABD kid.

[GAY]

I actually back this thread 100%. Shame on you guys for taking us to Dullsville lately.

[os89]

I actually back this thread 100%. Shame on you guys for taking us to Dullsville lately.

Let's take it to Shalomsville!

We come from the land of the pals and trolls
From the world wide web, where the kooks call home
Hammers of the slap gods

We'll comment on new threads
To fuck around, and post cool stuff
Shalom, I am cumming!

[GAY]

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I actually back this thread 100%. Shame on you guys for taking us to Dullsville lately.

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Let's take it to Shalomsville!

We come from the land of the pals and trolls
From the world wide web, where the kooks call home
Hammers of the slap gods

We'll comment on new threads
To fuck around, and post cool stuff
Shalom, I am cumming!

Damn, this part left me breathless.