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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: u female?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
Stranger: china is a country, i am human, not country
You: hey, have you ever tried counting the exact amount of eyebrow hairs you have and multiplying it with the amount of leg hairs you have? and then adding that to the amount on hairs of your head divided by the amount of scalp in cm squared?
Stranger: u female?
You: maybe. do you like to party?
Stranger: i dont know
You: i'm 53, male from bulgaria. you?
Stranger: i'm not
You: neither.
You: i justt farted.
Stranger: why?
You: because the foul smelling gas wanted to escape.
You: would you like to smell it?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
You: did you jsut fart?
Stranger: nope
You: haha. thats odd, i thought i smelt something funny.
You: what colour are your eyebrows?
Stranger: black
You: wonderful. so i take it you are an eyebrow model?
You: your eyebrows must be beautiful
Stranger: yes
You: how many eyebrows do you have?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 2
Stranger: maybe
You: you are not arabic.
Stranger: i am maniac
You: i'm a phsychopathic serial killer.
You: we will make excellent friends.
Stranger: yes, it's cool
You: how many people have you killed?
Stranger: 23 yet
You: mediocre. try to beat my current record of 43
You: what is your favorite method?
You: do you like to strangle? crush? freeze? dismember?
Stranger: every tima different, i have no favourite
You: i like a combination of dismemberment and head crushing.
You: it turns me on.
You: do you know where i live?
Stranger: not yet
You: i know where you live.
Stranger: it's cool
You: would you like to kill together? or kill each other?
Stranger: i dont know
You: perhaps we can do both.
You: OR
You: i could just kill you along with all the others.
You: are you a sexual predator?
Stranger: yes
You: hmmm. what do you normally pretend to be
You: my personal favorite is a 12 year old girl from california
You: i attract allot of victims this way.
You: do you like to pretend to be people? i like to pretend to be people
You: especially little girls.
Stranger: yes, little girls are amazing
You: what do you like about little girls
You: the most
Stranger: i dont know, maybe all
You: You read about the German porn king shot ten days ago--didn't you?--at 38th and 8th? He thought he was an artist and wouldn't admit that he was just a pedophile. Believe me, he had plenty of chances to come clean.
You: i dont actually like pedophiles stranger.
You: I have a highly magnified telescopic image of you.
You: what kind of device has a telescopic sight mounted on it?
Stranger: i dpnt know
You: A 30-calibre bolt-action 700 with a carbon one modification and a state-of-the-art hands-hold tactical scope.
You: And it's staring straight at you.
Stranger: uh
Stranger: cool
You: dont disconnect this conersation. you're in no position to disconnect
You: if you disconnect, i will kill you
You: At this range, the exit wound ought to be about the size of a small tangerine.
Stranger: don't kill me
You: do you know what a tangering is stranger?
Stranger: no
You: It's not in your best interest to disconnect me...
Stranger: yes
You: I would like you to google search tangerine
Stranger: go
You: do you know where i am?
You: There are hundred of windows out there. Why don't you check them out?
You: goodbye.
You have disconnected.