i'm usually pretty lenient when it comes to putting diamonds on stupid shit but why a fucking casio?
"I shook and headed to Platinum Motorsport for a power meeting with my brother George. We always have a monthly meeting to see where we are in business and life, etc. By the time I left there, I was amped like my name was rockford fosgate!"
"a power meeting"? what's so x-treme about talking to your brother? i had to wikipedia who the fuck rockford fosgate was. it's these guy's job to be public idiots and they're still blowing it.