Author Topic: Koston's new shoe company. For real.* (Read 6047 times)

picklesickshuv-it · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »

its a collab with paul zitzers republic

Mouth · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:38:06 AM »

Paul Zitzer...

... So hot right now...

Sold Out · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:56:15 AM »

Quote from: Mullet Man on May 14, 2009, 09:54:05 PM

I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.

*This information may or may not be entirely true.

If shoes where in the warehouse ready to ship then shops would have had to already ordered them and this would be old news.

SleepyPeePee · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2009, 12:10:32 PM »

Koston's feet......

....soo hot right now

Quote from: busey on May 15, 2009, 08:07:43 AM

it's all about the electric. gives it that rugged 5 o'clock shadow look.

i love my junk lookin like curt cobain's face

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2009, 01:34:52 PM »

Why do you shave your armpits? I can understand balls and anus, but why the pits? I'm scared to shave my balls. I imagine nicking myself on one of the wrinkles, and my ballsack tearing open and my balls falling out and hanging there. I know it won't happen, but I still have the fear.

HRPoodersmith · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2009, 02:27:26 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on May 15, 2009, 01:34:52 PM

Why do you shave your armpits? I can understand balls and anus, but why the pits? I'm scared to shave my balls. I imagine nicking myself on one of the wrinkles, and my ballsack tearing open and my balls falling out and hanging there. I know it won't happen, but I still have the fear.

Oh no, it can happen. And it will happen

*will not actually happen

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:29:12 PM »

Aerodynamics! Plus, it makes using deodorant actually work and it looks sexy.

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:37:34 PM »

Quote from: Mullet Man on May 14, 2009, 09:54:05 PM

I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.

*This information may or may not be entirely true.

Quote from: The Gipper on May 15, 2009, 01:34:52 PM

Why do you shave your armpits? I can understand balls and anus, but why the pits? I'm scared to shave my balls. I imagine nicking myself on one of the wrinkles, and my ballsack tearing open and my balls falling out and hanging there. I know it won't happen, but I still have the fear.

I think that most men share that fear.

boyan · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:47:03 PM »

Koston will restart LA gear shoes, and will make flickering lights popular again with every push he makes

*This information may or may not be entirely true.

Mullet Man · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:33:24 PM »

Quote from: RaunchyKid on May 15, 2009, 03:37:34 PM

Quote from: Mullet Man on May 14, 2009, 09:54:05 PM
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I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.

*This information may or may not be entirely true.
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Congrats. You can read. So does this make you the smartest of the bunch? Is that what you're saying? Because I don't necessarily disagree!

Watson · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:40:42 PM »

I just shave my balls with a hair trimmer with no attachment on it. I use it with no attachment for my hair, beard, full kit chest/stomach, armpits, pubes, and ball hair. I'm hairy as fuck, so if I don't keep that shit in check, it'll turn into a full on bodily epidemic. Also if you want a girl to lick/suck your balls, you better make sure them shits is smooth.

Gipper, one time those sharp oscillating teeth nicked me at the bottom of my dick/top of my balls. It hurt, and now every time I trim I'm scared of that, and hover gently over the wrinkles like hovering your ass over a dirty toilet seat. Live and learn I guess.

Fuck I wish my asshole friends would make up their minds where they're going out tonight and where I am meeting them so I could stop getting drunk and playing guitar by myself and posting on Slap. Assholes.

What's this thread about again? Oh yeah. Koston's shoes.

Etnies.

Watson · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:42:31 PM »

Correction:

Check out this unreal combo: By myself, quarter to midnight, drunk, playing gay songs on acoustic guitar, while watching the Hustler channel, and taking a break to post on Slap. Quite the Friday night. Boo-ya.

Guile · « **Reply #42 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:46:40 PM »

i had no idea what day it was until i read your post.

natenola forever · « **Reply #43 on:** May 16, 2009, 06:02:37 AM »

Eddie Reategui pro shoe

Bucksteezy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:28:57 AM »

Quote from: Cookie Monster on May 14, 2009, 10:12:07 PM

am i the only person to notice the fine print?

Watson · « **Reply #45 on:** May 16, 2009, 12:10:48 PM »

Holy fuck, lamest thing ever. Right after I made that last post, my friends called me to meet them at the bar, so I grabbed my board to skate there and meet them. About five blocks from my house I was bombing a hill to downtown, and at the bottom there's a bridge with a big 4 inch gap before it that is pretty easy to pop over. Well this time I hung up on it, smashed my head on the ground, and broke my collarbone. Then I walked home 6 blocks, got a ride to the hospital and spent 5 hours there.

So I guess posting on Slap when you're drunk AND bombing hills when you're drunk are both bad ideas.

Tuna · « **Reply #46 on:** May 16, 2009, 12:14:40 PM »

Quote from: Watson on May 16, 2009, 12:10:48 PM

Holy fuck, lamest thing ever. Right after I made that last post, my friends called me to meet them at the bar, so I grabbed my board to skate there and meet them. About five blocks from my house I was bombing a hill to downtown, and at the bottom there's a bridge with a big 4 inch gap before it that is pretty easy to pop over. Well this time I hung up on it, smashed my head on the ground, and broke my collarbone. Then I walked home 6 blocks, got a ride to the hospital and spent 5 hours there.

So I guess posting on Slap when you're drunk AND bombing hills when you're drunk are both bad ideas.

bummerrrr

Mullet Man · « **Reply #47 on:** May 16, 2009, 01:01:15 PM »

Getting drunk and posting on SLAP is actually a GREAT idea. I recommend it.

Watson · « **Reply #48 on:** May 16, 2009, 01:04:12 PM »

Quote from: Tuna on May 16, 2009, 12:14:40 PM

Quote from: Watson on May 16, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
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Holy fuck, lamest thing ever. Right after I made that last post, my friends called me to meet them at the bar, so I grabbed my board to skate there and meet them. About five blocks from my house I was bombing a hill to downtown, and at the bottom there's a bridge with a big 4 inch gap before it that is pretty easy to pop over. Well this time I hung up on it, smashed my head on the ground, and broke my collarbone. Then I walked home 6 blocks, got a ride to the hospital and spent 5 hours there.

So I guess posting on Slap when you're drunk AND bombing hills when you're drunk are both bad ideas.
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bummerrrr

Ahahah yeah my head looks like Sloth's from The Goonies.

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #49 on:** May 16, 2009, 01:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Watson on May 15, 2009, 10:40:42 PM

I just shave my balls with a hair trimmer with no attachment on it. I use it with no attachment for my hair, beard, full kit chest/stomach, armpits, pubes, and ball hair. I'm hairy as fuck, so if I don't keep that shit in check, it'll turn into a full on bodily epidemic. Also if you want a girl to lick/suck your balls, you better make sure them shits is smooth.

Gipper, one time those sharp oscillating teeth nicked me at the bottom of my dick/top of my balls. It hurt, and now every time I trim I'm scared of that, and hover gently over the wrinkles like hovering your ass over a dirty toilet seat. Live and learn I guess.

Fuck I wish my asshole friends would make up their minds where they're going out tonight and where I am meeting them so I could stop getting drunk and playing guitar by myself and posting on Slap. Assholes.

What's this thread about again? Oh yeah. Koston's shoes.

Etnies.

I do not shave any hair except for my pubes. Luckily, I have a $150+ Norcelo electric shaver (which I got for my birthday from my parents).

ige · « **Reply #50 on:** May 17, 2009, 08:51:49 AM »

What shoes?

McCly · « **Reply #51 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:13:56 AM »

They look like the Grant Taylor Blazers or Brown Stefans.

That's a swoosh, for sure.

spare change · « **Reply #52 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:26:46 AM »

Theyre stefans.
Everyone I have talked to says it's nike.
I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped some names to make room.

skate_bored · « **Reply #53 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:29:41 AM »

Quote from: spare change on May 17, 2009, 09:26:46 AM

Theyre stefans.
Everyone I have talked to says it's nike.
I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped some names to make room.

they just laid off a ton of corporate people in oregon...that should cover it. (kidding, im sure the SB department has no effect on the entire company)

wakharkar · « **Reply #54 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:31:53 AM »

LAKAI KOSTON SELECT SHOES
Designed and tested by Eric Koston.
Upper: durable suede and premium leather
Outsole: flexible vulcanized construction with tacky soft rubber
Insole: full-length shock-absorbing insole
Form fitting upper for increased comfort and board feel
Available in Black/White Suede Print
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crailtapper · « **Reply #55 on:** May 17, 2009, 10:47:13 AM »

Quote from: wakharkar on May 17, 2009, 09:31:53 AM

LAKAI KOSTON SELECT SHOES
Designed and tested by Eric Koston.
Upper: durable suede and premium leather
Outsole: flexible vulcanized construction with tacky soft rubber
Insole: full-length shock-absorbing insole
Form fitting upper for increased comfort and board feel
Available in Black/White Suede Print
Accessories
Backpacks, Shoes, Luggage, Sunglasses...
Find those accessories to go with any outfit. Health & Beauty
Makeup, Fragrances, Hair Care...
Dress right, and feel right.
Arts and Crafts

Spam bots are always fucking clueless.

anyway, there's no publicfootwear.com or publicshoes.com registered and that would've been the first thing a company would do. nice try mulletz.

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #56 on:** May 17, 2009, 11:42:14 AM »

Quote from: Mullet Man on May 16, 2009, 01:01:15 PM

Getting drunk and posting on SLAP is actually a GREAT idea. I recommend it.

i approve and fully endorse these actions

GnarlesManson · « **Reply #57 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:16:56 PM »

i doubt this is true. who else would be on the team?

just to be realistic, younger kids (lakais main customer base) only care about mike mo, and everyone else just buys vans, emericas/es, or nikes, with all other companies making occasional appearances.

its a fact

Bugs · « **Reply #58 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:23:54 PM »

I used to play that game Rampage

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #59 on:** May 17, 2009, 08:11:49 PM »

Quote from: GnarlesManson on May 17, 2009, 12:16:56 PM

i doubt this is true. who else would be on the team?

just to be realistic, younger kids (lakais main customer base) only care about mike mo, and everyone else just buys vans, emericas/es, or nikes, with all other companies making occasional appearances.

its a fact

I'd say Lakais, at least around here, are more popular with the older crowd.

Author Topic: Koston's new shoe company. For real.* (Read 6047 times)

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