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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #150 on: June 01, 2009, 05:08:32 PM »
not mine

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #151 on: June 01, 2009, 05:30:49 PM »


looks like...


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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #152 on: June 01, 2009, 06:06:50 PM »
Big girls with super small boobs are just weird to look at.

Yeah dude, that's the worst. Eliminates the only good thing about fat chicks: fat chick tits.

That face is BJ worthy...for serious.

Yeah like I said, this happened to me once. Some girl sent me a bunch of pictures and she was hella pretty with big fat tits. When I showed up she was pretty fuckin fat. Not as big as this girl, but still pretty fat. I took the blowjob anyway, and it was one of the best of my life, and I went back for many more.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #153 on: June 01, 2009, 06:27:17 PM »
ahhhhh holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #154 on: June 01, 2009, 08:14:47 PM »
i'd love to fist that belly button, followed by a swift kick in the gut.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #155 on: June 01, 2009, 08:24:20 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #156 on: June 02, 2009, 08:38:48 AM »
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Big girls with super small boobs are just weird to look at.
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Yeah dude, that's the worst. Eliminates the only good thing about fat chicks: fat chick tits.

i call them "flat-so's"


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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #157 on: June 02, 2009, 02:00:17 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #158 on: June 11, 2009, 01:18:36 AM »
bump. this thread should not fall into obscurity.
What is that fetus kid's youtube account btw? I found this thread looking for that.
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #159 on: June 11, 2009, 09:08:04 AM »





















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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #160 on: June 11, 2009, 02:26:07 PM »
^Hahahahahahahaha!!  All of those were simply hilarious as fuck!!

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #161 on: June 11, 2009, 05:23:00 PM »




felt pretty bad laughing at this one... but god damn. god damn.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #162 on: June 11, 2009, 06:08:10 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #163 on: June 11, 2009, 06:16:05 PM »




This one really had me going for some reason. Whole post is fucking great.
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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« Reply #164 on: June 11, 2009, 06:16:50 PM »
this page rules

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #165 on: June 11, 2009, 08:50:07 PM »
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This one really had me going for some reason. Whole post is fucking great.
I just said that tonight while seeing "the hangover." what a fucking trip to check slap and see this

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #166 on: June 11, 2009, 09:04:40 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #167 on: June 11, 2009, 10:06:47 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #168 on: June 11, 2009, 10:11:38 PM »

that needs to be made into a t-shirt ahhaa

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #169 on: June 11, 2009, 10:47:10 PM »
Watson killing it again in this thread.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #170 on: June 12, 2009, 12:39:05 AM »
Goddamnit. Thanks to this thread, "FFFFFFUUUUU" pops into my head when shit like this happens in real life.

Funny as hell though.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #171 on: June 14, 2009, 04:04:26 PM »
two that i just made:




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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #172 on: June 14, 2009, 04:10:34 PM »
I think green shit makes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU harder than no toilet paper and do you know june comes after may? Or am I the only silly boy that doens't really understand the last one?
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #173 on: June 14, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #174 on: June 14, 2009, 04:31:25 PM »
I think green shit makes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU harder than no toilet paper and do you know june comes after may? Or am I the only silly boy that doens't really understand the last one?
june 03 comes way before may 09.

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« Reply #175 on: June 14, 2009, 04:55:18 PM »
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I think green shit makes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU harder than no toilet paper and do you know june comes after may? Or am I the only silly boy that doens't really understand the last one?
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june 03 comes way before may 09.

These things are only funny when people can relate to them. If you honestly had milk in your fridge for 6 years before you realized it expired.... well considering it's you, I guess I wouldn't be that surprised.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #176 on: June 14, 2009, 05:37:21 PM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #177 on: June 14, 2009, 06:43:28 PM »
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I think green shit makes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU harder than no toilet paper and do you know june comes after may? Or am I the only silly boy that doens't really understand the last one?
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june 03 comes way before may 09.
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These things are only funny when people can relate to them. If you honestly had milk in your fridge for 6 years before you realized it expired.... well considering it's you, I guess I wouldn't be that surprised.
haha i was just trying to really exaggerate it. not all of these have been ones you can relate to. how many people on here have committed suicide after they were diagnosed with a terminal disease only to find out mid jump from a sky scraper that a cure was discovered?

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #178 on: June 14, 2009, 07:04:47 PM »
I think most of us here can really relate to that.
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #179 on: June 14, 2009, 09:42:34 PM »