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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #210 on: July 09, 2009, 11:04:22 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #211 on: July 09, 2009, 11:10:28 PM »
^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hahaha really, really great mental image.

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« Reply #212 on: July 09, 2009, 11:25:25 PM »
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^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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hahaha really, really great mental image.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #213 on: July 10, 2009, 12:22:39 AM »
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^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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hahaha really, really great mental image.
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haha no it's him shaking the burger violently enough for lettuce to fly out from the buns. really, it's the word violently associated with shaking the burger that makes it funny to me.

has your post count stopped at 5000? i could have sworn that you made some post in a thread about reaching that mark but you've been it ever since.

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« Reply #214 on: July 10, 2009, 12:46:05 AM »
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^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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hahaha really, really great mental image.
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haha no it's him shaking the burger violently enough for lettuce to fly out from the buns. really, it's the word violently associated with shaking the burger that makes it funny to me.

has your post count stopped at 5000? i could have sworn that you made some post in a thread about reaching that mark but you've been it ever since.

it stops at 5000, if you want it to

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #215 on: July 10, 2009, 01:51:04 AM »
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #216 on: July 10, 2009, 03:50:59 AM »
^^same, it was a bit longer than a week ago though. i was eating a chicken sandwich from this burger truck that drives around town. they make the best chicken sandwiches, mine had bacon on it too. then this fly lands on it and i shake it once, but that fucker is enjoying the bun and stays on despite the shaking. i eventually got it off and was so pissed that it ruined that section of the bun that i chased after it, to no avail.

I swear it was the biggest fly I'd ever seen, like a horsefly that was failing horribly at finding blood. I too was irate over the portion of bun I had to scrap. Those fucks puke every time they land, you know.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #217 on: July 10, 2009, 04:41:27 AM »
Dunno if its been done already but this always gets me

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #218 on: July 10, 2009, 04:50:21 AM »


such a huge vain on her left boob, aaaaargh

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #219 on: July 12, 2009, 08:55:03 AM »
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #220 on: July 12, 2009, 01:08:44 PM »
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Dunno if its been done already but this always gets me

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this should've been immediately fallowed up by the 'skip around' feature being next to non-existent
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #221 on: November 29, 2009, 11:07:54 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #222 on: November 29, 2009, 11:44:40 PM »
Ahahahh so stoked this thread is back. I'll get on some fresh shit tomorrow night after work.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #223 on: November 30, 2009, 06:48:10 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #224 on: November 30, 2009, 07:02:15 PM »


Funniest part about this is I had nothing to do with the fake account. Retards.
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #225 on: November 30, 2009, 07:08:56 PM »
Attention all of you: look what you made wilson do after work. Cowards.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #226 on: November 30, 2009, 07:09:51 PM »
Best thread EVER!!

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #227 on: November 30, 2009, 11:18:48 PM »


why you son of a bitch.. you no good rotten son of a bitch!!!

just kidding.

GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER!!!!!

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #228 on: December 01, 2009, 02:36:08 AM »
^The carpet does match the drapes!!










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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #229 on: December 01, 2009, 09:24:39 AM »
^ hahahahahah! oh my god
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #230 on: December 01, 2009, 10:28:46 AM »
this thread is so awesome!


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« Reply #231 on: December 01, 2009, 10:53:13 AM »
classic slap.

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #233 on: December 01, 2009, 12:36:10 PM »

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #234 on: December 01, 2009, 05:57:52 PM »

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« Reply #235 on: December 01, 2009, 06:56:58 PM »
last 3 were fucking awesome!

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #236 on: December 01, 2009, 10:56:12 PM »
I love this thread


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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #237 on: December 01, 2009, 11:38:16 PM »
same thing happened to me today, except it was a 5 min bus ride to work, where I was sent home for being sick. it was actually more of a "fuuuuuuuuuck yeah!" ordeal now that I think about it
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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #238 on: December 02, 2009, 08:19:28 AM »
same thing happened to me today, except it was a 5 min bus ride to work, where I was sent home for being sick. it was actually more of a "fuuuuuuuuuck yeah!" ordeal now that I think about it

of course it's a fuck yeah when you have no class/work, but imagine the hours wasted and you still have to return, that's really FFFFUUUUUUUUU

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Re: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« Reply #239 on: December 07, 2009, 09:52:51 AM »