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If you could be one pro/am....
« on: May 27, 2009, 12:36:06 PM »
i'd be busenitz just so i could skate everything in my path at light speeds, or baca so i could live the most reckless life with no consequences

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 12:37:12 PM »
whats keeping you from doing that anyways?
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 12:51:47 PM »
the fact that i suck at skating

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2009, 12:54:31 PM »
ooooooh i get it now
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 12:56:18 PM »
i guess i should title the post, "if you could have the power/abilities of one skater..."
it'd be busenitz still

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2009, 01:19:07 PM »
Dill, so I could be as much of a kook as I want and still get away with it, and so I could nollie over every fucking thing in sight

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 01:23:13 PM »
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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2009, 01:26:03 PM »
What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2009, 01:35:10 PM »
What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?

If you can return to your body I'm down.  I would be any rich fucker like Tony Hawk or Shecks, transfer their money and belongings to me, then kill myself (them) and return to my normal body.

It would be even better if I could be Shecks and before I do all that fuck his mom up the ass.  Then write a suicide note saying I'm killing myself cause I gave my mom anal.  I would also write in the note that it's too much burden to bare being a pro skater having to pretend to be straight, and that JR takes it up the ass like a champ.

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 02:33:47 PM »
ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 02:37:24 PM »
ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome

Really good looking guy! I would do anything to have his hair.
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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2009, 03:02:24 PM »
What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?

yes, those rules do apply

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2009, 03:25:44 PM »
kevin staab so I could hang out with the cult

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2009, 03:47:15 PM »
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ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome
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Really good looking guy! I would do anything to have his hair.
mines is the same length as his around flip really sorry time but it just doesnt look as good

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2009, 04:38:45 PM »
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ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome
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Really good looking guy! I would do anything to have his hair.
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mines is the same length as his around flip really sorry time but it just doesnt look as good

Yeah I had long and thick hair to, but some month ago I cut my hair like Morrissey and became a hipster. Just like everyone else.
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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2009, 04:45:58 PM »
Jeremy Wray - just for the ability to do superhuman distance gaps.

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2009, 06:27:44 PM »


if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2009, 07:24:48 PM »
god
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2009, 07:32:44 PM »
kevin staab so I could hang out with the cult

please elaborate...the Cult is fucking awesome! at least Electric anyway...

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2009, 07:40:35 PM »
I would go with Dennis Durrant, that dude looks way casual without it looking robotic, has a wide selection of tricks, and enjoys being away from the limelight.

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 07:44:34 PM »
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What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?
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yes, those rules do apply

Who's in my body while I'm in the other person? That sick fucking pig?

 

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 07:48:36 PM »
What if I want to masterbate... in this other body.... do i have to fight the urge?
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 08:46:57 PM »
not gonna lie, sheckler

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 09:09:37 PM »
not gonna lie, sheckler

dude if you stepped outside every girl in that area would be all over you it'd be pretty cool I'd totally be sheckler for a day

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 09:29:56 PM »
I'd be Matt Allen, so nobody would really give a fuck about me.

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 09:55:03 PM »
nate sherwood

i want a fat gf, his got one and i dont. so nate

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Re: If you could be one pro/am....
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 10:04:34 PM »
nate sherwood

i want a fat gf, his got one and i dont. so nate


I think you just want his anus.