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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #120 on: August 11, 2009, 01:51:14 AM »
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob

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« Reply #121 on: August 11, 2009, 10:35:15 AM »
i am tryin to get with a fat chick now but i want to make sure i dont have any stds
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« Reply #122 on: August 11, 2009, 12:09:42 PM »
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sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
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Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.
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« Reply #123 on: August 11, 2009, 02:31:47 PM »
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sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
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Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
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Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.

it's easy enough.

down the street girls are just like girls at work, all you've got to do is call em cunts a few times.

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« Reply #124 on: August 11, 2009, 04:23:22 PM »
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sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
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Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
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Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.

that's how I break up with em...

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« Reply #125 on: August 11, 2009, 06:47:48 PM »
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sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
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fuck...she hits me up ALL THE TIME now about random shit and even posts bulletins about me on myspace, its pretty weird
I'm sure I could just break it off when college starts in a couple of weeks and I'll say I'm too busy
but she gave me the best bj I have ever had today ha, the girls i've been with would never let me finish in the mouf

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT!

get out while you still can. fall in love with an awesome girl, not a fat girl who gives a good blowjob.

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« Reply #126 on: August 12, 2009, 02:11:49 AM »
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sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
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Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
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Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.
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Sometimes its the best way
that's how I break up with em...
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #127 on: October 27, 2009, 05:45:03 AM »
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #128 on: October 27, 2009, 05:49:12 AM »
fat chicks suck balls, truth.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #129 on: October 27, 2009, 07:22:16 AM »
I dont enjoy getting my balls sucked. I think it tickles and hurts at the same time. Why would you want a girl to suck on your balls when at the same time you could instead get your dick sucked?
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #130 on: October 27, 2009, 07:24:27 AM »
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #131 on: October 27, 2009, 07:36:15 AM »
I recently fucked a 5'6" fat chick in a shower stall.


The pleasure induced from the standing missionary up against the grimy shower wall was unfathomable.    ;D
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« Reply #132 on: October 27, 2009, 07:36:50 PM »
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.

I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.

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« Reply #133 on: October 27, 2009, 07:45:42 PM »
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you havent had your balls sucked correctly.
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I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.

this one girl tried to convince me to get my balls waxed, insisting that they'd get sucked more if i did it. i laughed hard.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #134 on: January 04, 2010, 05:50:04 PM »
ahhhh fat chicks... God's gift to the earth.  The gipper earns some stripes in my book with the myriad of tales. 

The first fat story I have is with a big one by the name of denise.  Now denise had double E's.  Her titties were so big that you could stretch both your hands out like when you try to palm a basketball and not even be close to covering the whole titty.  I remember telling her that girls in the past didn't like to swallow citing "they didn't like the taste".  Her reply was "I don't mind it".  Denise was rad.

The second fat story I have is with an overweight equadorian by the name of Janean.  Janean was in one of my classes.  Once a girl asks if you are on facebook/ myspace you know she is down to be defiled.  Jeanean was by far the freakiest girl ever.  She also happened to be really annoying (everytime seeing me she would refer to me not by name, but as "boyfriend").  Janean was into hardcore shit like being spanked choked, basically the whole simulated rape thing.  After awhile I grew concerned about our fornication.  My hate for her was such that I was worried I might accidentally kill her.  On a side note I did skeet in her without a condom when I was drunk.  MISTAKE!  We woke up at 3 am and I had to tell her to go. 

Fat women are a blessing and may also be a curse.   Only ones with cute faces though.  and NO pointy goat boobs.

Have fun with em fellas, and in the words of mike epps "Fat bitches need love too Craig!"
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #135 on: January 05, 2010, 07:20:22 AM »
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you havent had your balls sucked correctly.
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I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.
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this one girl tried to convince me to get my balls waxed, insisting that they'd get sucked more if i did it. i laughed hard.

a girl asked me to shave my balls once. out of curiosity i asked "why?" all she said was "just do it pussy" so i did, and later that night i was introduced to my balls being in someones mouth. Havent looked back since.


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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #136 on: January 09, 2010, 01:37:25 PM »
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you havent had your balls sucked correctly.
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I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.

I completely forgot...but after reading this little exchange back in October...I introduced my balls to my girlfriend's mouth.  They now have regular meetings.  It's AWESOME!!!

So thanks guys is basically what I'm getting at....

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« Reply #137 on: January 10, 2010, 07:38:27 PM »
I thought this was funny.

Last Friday at my job we were taking inventory and the general manager came to overview it. She's not really fat just a little chunky and we got done a little early and one of the guys I work with invited us over to his house because he doesn't like to drink alone. We all go over there and everyone is starting to get pretty tipsy and the general manager told me she had something to talk to me about and it had to do with my job. We both go into the back room and she starts to make out with me and about 30 seconds in all the other employees bust in laughing. I thought it was kinda funny but the girl freaked out got mad and left. Then this morning when I go into work my manager tells me that employee relationships aren't allowed and that the GM wanted to fire me but I guess some people took pics on their phones of us making out and she thought about it and decided to just put me on probation. My manager went to high school with her so she's not afraid of her and she stuck up for me and I think that's the coolest thing  any employee can ever do.

Why do so many fat girls think they're God's gift to earth?

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« Reply #138 on: January 15, 2010, 06:30:29 AM »
so your GM made out with you and then said she had to fire you?

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« Reply #139 on: January 21, 2010, 05:35:03 AM »
Been there done that. Luckily for me I was so disgracefully drunk I had no memory of the event at all; I just woke up next to something resembling Snorlax, quietly left and then had one of the best skate sessions of my life for some reason

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« Reply #140 on: January 21, 2010, 01:31:32 PM »
so your GM made out with you and then said she had to fire you?

Yup except she wanted my manager to fire me.

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« Reply #141 on: January 23, 2010, 04:45:47 PM »
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.

Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
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« Reply #142 on: January 23, 2010, 07:35:30 PM »
The fuck? Hit the g-spot when fingering a girl and she'll melt in your hands man.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #143 on: January 24, 2010, 01:13:10 AM »
The fuck? Hit the g-spot when fingering a girl and she'll melt in your hands man.

This is very true.

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« Reply #144 on: January 24, 2010, 09:48:54 AM »
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The fuck? Hit the g-spot when fingering a girl and she'll melt in your hands man.
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This is very true.


Hahahahah sorry, I should've said that that was what I was thinking during that moment and for a while after; I've learned since. Three inches in, on the front wall. Haven't looked back.

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« Reply #145 on: January 25, 2010, 08:57:43 PM »
raul can attest to how gross and how not psyched worthy my fat chick incident was. i was walking from one party to another with my buddy pauly and we decided to pop by our friends house to say hi and invite them to a party..at one in the morning. we go in and everyone is sitting in this room. one by one everyone leaves until it was me and this fat hipster/goth type hybrid who was 28 and owned a hip thriftstore. i was 18 at the time. i go to leave and she asks me where i was going.  i told her that i was leaving and she told me i wasn't. she grabbed my head and started yanking me down while i was yelling "no. don't do that. you don't do that. no-" and i start flailing my arms as she has a death grip on me. i get out of it and look over to see everyone laughing and i ran out screaming that she bit my teeth

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« Reply #146 on: January 28, 2010, 11:01:14 PM »
raul can attest to how gross and how not psyched worthy my fat chick incident was. i was walking from one party to another with my buddy pauly and we decided to pop by our friends house to say hi and invite them to a party..at one in the morning. we go in and everyone is sitting in this room. one by one everyone leaves until it was me and this fat hipster/goth type hybrid who was 28 and owned a hip thriftstore. i was 18 at the time. i go to leave and she asks me where i was going.  i told her that i was leaving and she told me i wasn't. she grabbed my head and started yanking me down while i was yelling "no. don't do that. you don't do that. no-" and i start flailing my arms as she has a death grip on me. i get out of it and look over to see everyone laughing and i ran out screaming that she bit my teeth

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« Reply #147 on: January 29, 2010, 09:29:33 PM »
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raul can attest to how gross and how not psyched worthy my fat chick incident was. i was walking from one party to another with my buddy pauly and we decided to pop by our friends house to say hi and invite them to a party..at one in the morning. we go in and everyone is sitting in this room. one by one everyone leaves until it was me and this fat hipster/goth type hybrid who was 28 and owned a hip thriftstore. i was 18 at the time. i go to leave and she asks me where i was going.  i told her that i was leaving and she told me i wasn't. she grabbed my head and started yanking me down while i was yelling "no. don't do that. you don't do that. no-" and i start flailing my arms as she has a death grip on me. i get out of it and look over to see everyone laughing and i ran out screaming that she bit my teeth
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« Reply #148 on: February 24, 2010, 02:46:04 PM »
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thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.
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Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
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« Reply #149 on: February 24, 2010, 09:47:28 PM »
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thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.
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Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
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haha the cemetery?

Yeah man, it's fairly common for people to do that. It's the perfect spot for a 17 year old trying to get his mack on: No parents snooping around, no one goes there, and real dark. Oh and I checked my mp3 player once we were leaving and "Handjobs for the Holidays" by Broken Social Scene was playing. I told her, she smiled but I don't think she found it as funny as I did.