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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #180 on: June 15, 2011, 11:48:25 AM »
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I met the chick on myspace cause the picture of her face looked cute...I should've known better though because it was the "hide the fat" angle, anyways turns out she lived down the street from me and we would talk at night, she was pretty cool and nice, even sent me a pic of her tits while i was at work. Anyway I invite her over to my house and she tells me to meet her at mcdonalds (of course). I get there and I see her and she was bigger than I expected, but she had pretty eyes and those fat chick tits watson always talks about. We go to my house and smoke some bowls and proceed to watch watchmen while laying on my bed, I'm stoned and I don't feel like re-watching that shit so I make a move and start making out with her which leads to us getting naked and she gives me some bomb head and whatever. I get on top and notice that she had the wettest pussy I had ever felt, and my fingers went in there super easy, and it just looked like...a different muff then what i've seen before, but anyway we end up fucking and that shit was some hard work (challenges are fun), turns out she was a virgin too. after that I walk her halfway home and I told her I had to bounce, I walked home confused about if it was awesome or not, but then it was pussy, so I agreed it was awesome.
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damn barr.  you must be very satisfied after telling the internet world this. good thing she doesn't come on here and talk about the little satisfaction she got from fucking you..little. in so many ways. nah. fat chicks wouldnt do that. Dont be phased. The fat chick from across the street will never talk to you again, k? have a nice life cartier.(:
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #181 on: June 16, 2011, 06:21:49 PM »
I gotta say, I'm a fan of big girls. Well, only if they have big tits and a big ass. They tend to give better head, put in more effort in bed, and just be a little kinkier in general. No complaints here!
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #182 on: June 16, 2011, 08:46:52 PM »
I gotta say, I'm a fan of big girls. Well, only if they have big tits and a big ass. They tend to give better head, put in more effort in bed, and just be a little kinkier in general. No complaints here!

i like my women healthy, brother, but fat chicks suck. I haven't found an even ratio between fat chicks V good looking/ at least properly proportioned chicks in the categories of better head and effort in bed.

Out of the fatties i've had a couple were straight lousy fucks, one gave amazing dome and was kinky as fuck (this broad was gnar but turned me the fuck on for whatever reason), and one was good in the sack.

If a fattie isn't good at what she's doing it's truly disgusting to think about, look at. It's like while you're doing it, it's soon over because you've got to stop and say "sorry. just not feeling it."

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #183 on: June 17, 2011, 08:59:03 AM »
i like a girl with at least an ass on her, tits arent tha timportant but are great if they are there.
when a girl has a good ration o ftits to ass, she is counterbalnced, therefore awsome.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #184 on: June 17, 2011, 08:22:55 PM »
The ass, hip and thigh area of a woman holds much power over me; my eyes immediately go there. I've been with girls who have enough in that department that some dudes would consider too much. I don't ever really consider a woman fat unless her gut is getting gnarly. A little padding in the mid section is a-ok by me.

Small waist and big ass all the way.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #185 on: June 17, 2011, 08:39:34 PM »
Tits are optional (soft please), but there's no excuse for lack of ass.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #186 on: June 22, 2011, 09:40:16 AM »
fat shoulders, back, gut, or gross ankles are the oly things that are fat on a woman.


there is nothing worse than a fat broad with a flat ass.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #187 on: July 13, 2011, 08:06:43 AM »
ok crappy story but i read the whole thread and felt obligated to give my two cents since i have a relevant tale. so freshman year of college, there was this chunky-nasty indian/middle eastern chick who lived on the floor above me. our dorm had a pretty good open door policy so everybody pretty much chilled with each other. well within the first few weeks it was pretty clear that this girl had taken a liking to me, she would always stop by my room just to chat and she texted me a lot, plus everybody else was saying she liked me alot. so i told myself that i would resist all advances by this chick and try to keep things civil, i never really want to hurt people's feelings. i'll just try to keep my distance from her.

one friday night a few weeks into the semester, most people from my dorm are down in one guy's room pregaming for a frat party. basicaly just 10 kids in a room killing a handle of smirnoff. well chunky girl is there and she invites me up to her room because she says she has some good rum. i wasn't that blitzed so i could kind of tell where she was going with this, but like an idiot i walk out with her anyway and go up to her room. she tells me we're going to play a game. we're gonna watch harold and kumar and everytime they swear, we're gonna take a shot of malibu. that lasts like 10 minutes and by this point im definitely double digits in shots and ready for the party.

we go down and meet eveyrone else, who all think i've been up there mackin it with her, which i wasn't, just tryna exploit a fatty for some rum. we head to the party and hit the dancefloor immediately. chunky gal starts gettin real physical with me, grabbin gropin, tryna kiss me on the dancefloor. some asshole from my floor starts taking pictures all paparazzi style and i hit the camera and push it hard into his face, he gets pissed and tries to swing at me. frat dudes come over and throw us out. i'm walkin back to the dorm pissed as shit tryna cool down and get level headed but i'm too drunk for that. chunky gal comes up and walks with me, says she got some weed back at her room, we can just blaze there and take it easy. i'm way more down to blaze than drink, so i happiily oblige. we get back to her place and with booze goggles on this girl went from a 3 to a 5. huge improvement. we're on her bed, yadayadayada, we're naked and i'm crossfaded as fuck tryna smush with her. she was not one of those chicks who hides her weight well. she wore most of it on her belly. gnarly rolls and everything. at least her pussy was trimmed. after about 3 minutes she realizes i'm too gone for smashing and wants to keep making out instead. i offer to go down on her but she's real uptight about that and says she doesn't let anyone do that to her. so i give up and crash next to her. she was pretty understanding about it. i'll never forget how saccharine sweet her room smelled. like overpowering.

next day it was the biggest news that i had spent the night with her and i got shit from my buddies for the rest of the year about it.




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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #189 on: January 13, 2012, 11:45:33 AM »
Back in 2000 my buddy took me up to Peoria, IL where he was visiting his girlfriend and kept telling me about her pretty roommate, so I was into it.  We got there and yeah she was pretty, and pretty big.  She did have a nice face, but what got me was that she had the foulest mouth and was kinda fun to hang out with.  Anyways, I ended up in a hotel bed with her and we were both a little boozed up, but we were still getting ready to go out to the bars.  Anyways, she is laying on the bed and I am taking a shower and I come out with a towel on to get my clothes to change and she is into it, she kept trying to grab my towel and I am telling her to let me get my clothes but kinda being funny about it.  She ended up getting the towel off and it pretty much went from there.  She is the only big girl I've been with, so I don't have much to base it on, but all the smelly rumors and shit like that weren't true.  Plus when I was fucking her she made comments about her size.  "you like my big tits flopping in your face" and "smack my fat ass" stuff like that.  It was fun though.  My friend tried to give me shit about it, and I was all "you can give me all the shit you want, I had a good fucking time and would do it again sober"  and i did a night or two later.

I'm from Peoria, IL and the fatties know how to fucking party here it's really funny at the bars
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #190 on: February 28, 2012, 05:27:03 AM »
The following happened when I was i elementary school.. There was this one fat, nasty, discusting girl with a matching personality who was wearing white pants this one day.. And, all of a sudden, she got her first case of the period.. In class. On her chair. In her white pants. Some of the guys was litterally hanging out of the window and puking. True story!

..this same girl actually made her fucking dog bite me in the face once to! nearly bit my eye out

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #191 on: February 29, 2012, 12:17:09 PM »
^yuck!!

Not sex related, and probably posted it before, but we had a math substitute in grade 11 for a couple weeks, ms. Henderson. She looked a lot like the old woman from requiem for a dream, just 300-400 pounds heavier. She wore a mumu daily and was more boring than an average math teacher.I sat at the back of the class.

One day she was writing on the board, and when she lifted her hand to write, the chalk caught the bottom of the mumu and lifted it all the way to breast level, revealing her giant granny panties, complete with disgusting flab sprawling out of her swollen midsection in every direction possible. And also the bottom of her non-matching bra. Only half or so of the class was paying attention, and the whole incident was just the blink of an eye. Similar to the subliminal cock frames in the theatre in fight club, those that were paying attention winced and moaned and the others had no idea it had happened.
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #192 on: March 04, 2012, 11:16:48 PM »
Is it bad that I'm having a hard time stomaching my meal whilst reading this thread?

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #193 on: March 05, 2012, 03:52:09 AM »
Is it bad that I'm having a hard time stomaching my meal whilst reading this thread?

I would say that is a good thing

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #194 on: August 16, 2013, 08:52:54 AM »
This thread was just fucking great

Although I'm a fan of thicker chicks I've never banged a straight up fattie but this was definitely incentive to never start


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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #195 on: August 16, 2013, 09:58:15 AM »
Oh god. I better stay away from this thread.....

Word are we talking about huge bitches like 400 plus pounds or the busty fat ass good looking fat chicks. I love big women but let us define fat

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #196 on: August 16, 2013, 10:03:28 AM »
The ass, hip and thigh area of a woman holds much power over me; my eyes immediately go there. I've been with girls who have enough in that department that some dudes would consider too much. I don't ever really consider a woman fat unless her gut is getting gnarly. A little padding in the mid section is a-ok by me.

Small waist and big ass all the way.
This

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #197 on: September 26, 2013, 08:00:27 PM »
I WANNA FUCK A FATTY SO BAD!

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #198 on: October 26, 2013, 09:43:53 PM »
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weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.


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wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.
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Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
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i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny

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Okay so you're telling us that you:



Threw her (who has wanted you for awhile and who you somehow consider chubby):



Into the bathroom at school and sucked on her tittes for 10 minutes while no one else came in to use the bathroom, and then you QUIT SUCKING ON HER TITTIES IN THE BATHROOM AT SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE FOR CLASS?!!!!!!

Okay now that I think it through I totally believe you.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #199 on: November 22, 2013, 12:05:23 PM »
                       [ Ras kass:]
    
          I date Fat Girls that weight 215
With Low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy
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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #200 on: January 10, 2014, 04:51:23 PM »
BUMP

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« Reply #201 on: January 14, 2014, 11:53:38 PM »
The night before I graduated high school, a long, long time ago, the senior class had a party at the football field.  How we didn't get caught, I don't know, at the time the town I grew up in was pretty small, around 10k people, and word spread quick.  This chunky girl had been flirting with me all year, she was a basketball cheerleader and cute, half asian, just chubby.  My mom's friend gave me an ounce of weed for my graduation present, since she new I would just spend any money on weed to begin with, she thought she'd do me a favor, so with that and 2 boxes of franzia my buddies and I head out for the party.  So at the party, it's pretty much a camp out, about a dozen tents, a few kegs, and us with our dirt weed and box wine.  The entire senior  class is there, and somehow I end up killing a box to my face and wind up in a 4 man partitioned tent making out with this girl.  Long story short I end up taking this girl's virginity in a tent on the 50 yard line of the football field.  I remember having to bum a condom from a guy who got his nickname from raising chickens, her suggesting anal because I didn't have one, and her blowing me, then making out with some other dude a half hour later because I bounced out and hotboxed another tent with some nortenos.

She's married with a couple of kids now, back in my hometown.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #202 on: January 15, 2014, 12:05:28 AM »
What a heartwarming cuming of age story.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #203 on: February 11, 2014, 02:41:57 PM »
that story made me miss highschool

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #204 on: February 20, 2014, 10:46:05 AM »
Touchdown on the 50 yard line. Respect.

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« Reply #205 on: April 07, 2014, 01:28:51 PM »
I worked at a food production factory with a chubby girl. She had a heart of gold, really sweet. With all the ovens running the temperature was often 100+F. I imagine someone of higher mass would have a hard time differentiating between flatulence and defecation in such heat. So we're working the pie shell line sweating our asses off, and chubby girl runs past me saying something along the lines of "oh shit! I think I left my headlights on!" (Freudian slip?). As she wobbles off the immaculate floor is drenched with an oozing brown liquid.

Line was shut down, got to go home early. Fat people are alright in my book.

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« Reply #206 on: April 09, 2014, 06:42:56 AM »
I worked at a food production factory with a chubby girl. She had a heart of gold, really sweet. With all the ovens running the temperature was often 100+F. I imagine someone of higher mass would have a hard time differentiating between flatulence and defecation in such heat. So we're working the pie shell line sweating our asses off, and chubby girl runs past me saying something along the lines of "oh shit! I think I left my headlights on!" (Freudian slip?). As she wobbles off the immaculate floor is drenched with an oozing brown liquid.

Line was shut down, got to go home early. Fat people are alright in my book.

so what happened after?  did she fess up?

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« Reply #207 on: April 09, 2014, 01:20:12 PM »
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I worked at a food production factory with a chubby girl. She had a heart of gold, really sweet. With all the ovens running the temperature was often 100+F. I imagine someone of higher mass would have a hard time differentiating between flatulence and defecation in such heat. So we're working the pie shell line sweating our asses off, and chubby girl runs past me saying something along the lines of "oh shit! I think I left my headlights on!" (Freudian slip?). As she wobbles off the immaculate floor is drenched with an oozing brown liquid.

Line was shut down, got to go home early. Fat people are alright in my book.
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so what happened after?  did she fess up?

It was in plain sight of everyone, so she didn't have to. We all knew.

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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #208 on: April 18, 2014, 08:26:26 AM »
Met a tall girl at the bar once and got her number.  Hung out like three nights later and she was totally a heifer.  I musta been super drunk, because I didn't notice.  We proceeded to get shit faced and I went back to her place.  To my dismay, she had small tits.  I mean, DD would have made up for it, but since there was some strange shaped B's, it was a total boner killer. 


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Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
« Reply #209 on: May 11, 2014, 06:15:43 AM »
Out one night in the city with this a friend of mine. Went to a party with some cute girls. My friend leaves early, which was my ride but I decided to stay out and figure out getting home later because girls. Anyways, we're at a house party and Im talking to this cute girl thats also from my hometown. Cant really tell if she is into it or not. The whole house party moves to a very sophisticated looking club/bar. I continue talking to this cute girl but this chubby chick with huge tits is giving me the all clear signals and I can't say no. Ended up ditching the cute skinny girl for the chubby huge titty girl and go back to her place with a 6 pack. We had sex, I sobered up and waited like literally 3 minutes before I pretended to go to the bathroom and ditched. Didn't even fully dress for fear of being caught leaving, I ran out of her place with just my pants and socks on. ran down the fire stair case instead of the elevator and put my shoes on once I got outside. took a cab the train station and hadn't told anyone till now I guess. When you're drunk, A chubby girl with huge tits can be a lot of fun, but when you sober up, shit gets real